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Dancing Aztecs

By: Donald E. Westlake
Narrated by: Brian Holsopple
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Specialist in the scam, the con, and the rip-off, Jerry Manelli is running around New York hot on the trail of a priest: a thousand-year-old, two-foot-tall, ugly, misshapen, dancing Aztec priest made of solid gold, with eyes of pure emeralds, worth a million dollars.

Somebody stole it from its museum home in South America and smuggled it through U.S. Customs in a shipment of plastic imitations. But the wrong one got delivered, and the million dollar statue, mixed with the 15 copies, is somewhere in New York. Jerry Manelli is searching for it, as are Wall Street financiers, New Jersey union thugs, Manhattan aristocrats, college professors and PR men, liberated women and unliberated wives, tough guys and conmen, and sharpshooters of every kind.

From Harlem to Greenwich Village, from Long Island to Connecticut, the motley group races in and around New York in this comic adventure of the 1970s.

©1976 Original material, Donald E. Westlake. Recorded by arrangement with Mysterious Press, LLC. (P)2011 HighBridge Company
Crime Fiction International Mystery & Crime Mystery Noir Suspense Thriller & Suspense New York Fiction Crime
Humorous Story • Clever Writing • Hilarious Narration • Entertaining Plot • Surprising Ending • Fun Adventure

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The review title says it all. If you like that, you’ll love this. Very enjoyable narrator.

It’s a mad mad, mad mad Westlake

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this may not be one of his best but Westlake is always enjoyable and his comic capers are generally good for light fun. and he's not a bad writer, usually witty with a dash now and then of something literary, and sometimes just plain laugh out loud funny.

always enjoy Westlake

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It's very a very funny and sometimes hilarious story and the narration is very good. However, the great number of characters makes it difficult to follow if like me you listen to audiobooks mostly while driving and walking errands.

Not ideal for casual listening

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Some of the reviews comment regarding the language and reference to certain groups of people in a negative way. I don't think they are remembering that this book was written at a time when it was perfectly normal to refer to people that way. I think it helps to get a better feeling of the times and attitudes in the story.

I love Westlake's Dortmunder series and this was my first venture into his other works. I was very pleased with it. I'll be looking for others!

It's an endless smile all the way through with an ending you won't expect or understand why you didn't pick up on it sooner.

Loved the book, remember the time

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I will fist caution the reading/listening audience with this: there are MANY offensive slurs in this book. Almost to the point where I was discouraged from reading further. However, this is one of the funniest books I have ever read! Westlake takes the caper theme to another level. His descriptions of what is actually going on under the facade will stick with you. Worth checking out!

Laugh till you cry!

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