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Crazy Heifer

By: Lani Lynn Vale
Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, Sebastian York
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I fell in love with his rope skills. I stayed because, somehow, he took hold of my heart and made it his.

Callum Valentine didn’t mean to eavesdrop. Then, again? When a man is calling a woman fat right in front of your table, it’s kind of hard not to intervene. Especially when the town’s most beautiful creature ever is the one being called fat.

Desi just wants to be left alone. After an ugly divorce, she thinks she’s in the clear. Then, her ex takes it upon himself to continue to make her life miserable, giving Desi no choice but to take it or leave.

In fact, her bags were nearly all the way packed when Callum poked his nose into the most embarrassing spectacle the town of Kilgore has ever witnessed. The moment he declares her his and off limits, everything changes - and definitely not for the better.

As if things couldn’t get worse than being called a pitiful, fat heifer in front of the hottest man she’s ever seen, Callum has to go and say that she’s his, and they have to play a game that she’s not quite sure she wants to be playing.

But before her eyes, things change. And suddenly, the rules of the game aren’t clear. And they’re crossing boundaries neither one of them see coming.

©2020 Lani Lynn Vale (P)2020 Lani Lynn Vale

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Love the Valentine Boys!

This is the second in the series and was so good! LLV is amazing. She keeps the stories so interesting and good that I will always buy them. I especially like the future looks we get of the main couples. Love it and highly recommend all her books. Narration was superb! Sebyo....enough said he is so freaking hot and Maxine Mitchell, well she is amazing and I think I love her male voice for real.

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Loved Callum and Desi's story

I love this series. It doesn't have a lot of drama and what drama there is, is resolved pretty quickly. I absolutely love Sebastian York and Maxine Mitchell narrating these stories. Sebastian and Maxine always blow me away with how talented they are.

I loved that Callum jumped right in and help Desi when she needed someone the most. I was so glad that he was able to help her deal with her crazy ex and his new fiancé. I love how the Valentine family opens their arms and hearts to new loves entering the fold. I also liked Desi's relationship with her ex-father-in-law. He knew what kind of man his son was and was able to really stick it to him in the end.

Can't wait to dive into the next story.

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Crazy Heifer

The Valentines are a crazy bunch who loves hard and made no apologies for it. They're fiercely protective over each other and will do anything for their love ones. Although this is my first time listening to these actors, they actually did really good, well done everyone.

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Real People

I love all of LLV's books. This one was extra special because Desi has curves like real women do, and she's loved by her Valentine man amyway!!! Lovevit!!!❤❤❤❤

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loved it

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall

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Love this Story my favorite! Great Series

Best Narrators to bring this Story and Series to life.. so happy that I’ll continue purchasing the whole series and any other that Lani Lynn Vale come out with as long as she has Awesome narrators like my sexy voice Sebastian York and of course Maxine Mitchell as moved into my favorite female narrator.. you have to check out this Series you won’t be disappointed 🥰

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loved it

{Callum & Desi}: TRIGGERS: child abuse (kind of), abuse, divorce, cancer. Desi is recently divorced but for some reason that isn't enough for her ex husband. He still likes to torture her by throwing his new fiance in her face. Didn't bother her until she saw her mother's ring on that woman's finger. She wants it back but doesn't say anything. It isn't until the verbal abuse she receives from her ex that Callum slides into the seat next to her. Callum is one of the Valentine Boys, he's always had a thing for Desi but never made a move until now. He steps in to have her back. I loved this story. Callum was really a good fit for Desi. He fixed everything that her ex tried to break. I also loved her father in law and how he watched over Desi no matter what his son said or did. Of course no LLV book is complete without drama and tears and this one is no different. Still very funny but prepare to ugly cry.

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Callum and Desi

I absolutely enjoyed listening to Maxine Mitchell and Sebastian York bring these endearing, and witty character to life. This was another adorable, sweet, and super steamy addition to the Valentine Boys series. Callum and Desi are cute together. I was cheering them on the entire time. Great story!

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One of the best I’ve listened to in a really long time.

This was my first from this author but the cover caught my eye. I absolutely loved this book. It is probably in my top 5 of all time. The Valentine’s sound like a family I would love to be part of. I can’t wait to listen to the other books in this series!

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Great book

awesome story funny I would recommend this book to anyone who likes to read

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