-
Confessions of a Dork Lord
- Narrated by: Shannon McKain
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Confessions of a Dork Lord
Buy for $18.00
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Jake the Fake Keeps It Real
- Jake the Fake, Book 1
- By: Craig Robinson, Adam Mansbach
- Narrated by: Sullivan Jones, Keith Knight
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Jake can barely play an instrument, not even a kazoo. And his art? It's better suited for Pictionary than Picasso. Which is a real problem because Jake just faked his way into the Music and Art Academy for the gifted and talented (and Jake is pretty sure he is neither). More jokester than composer, Jake will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
dis da best evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
- By C Von Holtum on 09-18-22
By: Craig Robinson, and others
-
Planet Omar: Accidental Trouble Magnet
- Planet Omar, Book 1
- By: Zanib Mian
- Narrated by: Waleed Akhtar
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 14
Welcome to the imaginative brain of Omar! Omar and his family have just moved, and he is NOT excited about starting at a new school. What if the work is too hard or the kids are mean or the teacher is a zombie alien?! But when Omar makes a new best friend, things start looking up. That is, until a Big Mean Bully named Daniel makes every day a nightmare! Daniel even tells Omar that all Muslims are going to be kicked out of the country.... Could that possibly be true? Luckily, Omar's enormous imagination and goofy family help him get through life's ups and downs.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
so cool
- By Grace Oelkers on 05-12-23
By: Zanib Mian
-
The Creature of the Pines
- The Unicorn Rescue Society, Book 1
- By: Adam Gidwitz
- Narrated by: January LaVoy, Adam Gidwitz
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 48
Elliot Eisner isn't exactly thrilled with the first day at his new school. His class is going on a field trip to a creepy forest called the Pine Barrens. The trip is being led by Professor Fauna, the weirdest teacher Elliot has ever met. And the only kid who will talk to Elliot, Uchenna Devereaux, isn’t afraid of danger. She likes danger. Elliot and Uchenna are about to become part of a secret group of adventurers, the Unicorn Rescue Society, whose goal is to protect and defend the world’s mythical creatures.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
very interesting story, very short book
- By Anonymous User on 08-15-18
By: Adam Gidwitz
-
Fantastic Mr. Fox
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Chris O'Dowd
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 32
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Fantastic Mr. Fox is on the run! The three meanest farmers around are out to get him. Fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don’t know is that they’re not dealing with just any fox–Mr. Fox would never surrender. But only the most fantastic plan ever can save him now.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Alsmega
- By alsmega on 07-11-23
By: Roald Dahl
-
The Phantom Tollbooth
- By: Norton Juster
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson, Norton Juster
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,682
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,242
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 2,240
For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Worth the author intro alone!
- By Dukes Cooper on 03-20-19
By: Norton Juster
-
The Mouse with the Question Mark Tail
- By: Richard Peck
- Narrated by: Russ Bain
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 19
The smallest mouse in London’s Royal Mews is such a little mystery that he hasn't even a name. And who were his parents? His Aunt Marigold, Head Needlemouse, sews him a uniform and sends him off to be educated at the Royal Mews Mouse Academy. There he's called "Mouse Minor" (though it's not quite a name), and he doesn't make a success of school. Soon he's running for his life, looking high and low through the grand precincts of Buckingham Palace to find out who he is and who he might become.
By: Richard Peck
-
Jake the Fake Keeps It Real
- Jake the Fake, Book 1
- By: Craig Robinson, Adam Mansbach
- Narrated by: Sullivan Jones, Keith Knight
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Jake can barely play an instrument, not even a kazoo. And his art? It's better suited for Pictionary than Picasso. Which is a real problem because Jake just faked his way into the Music and Art Academy for the gifted and talented (and Jake is pretty sure he is neither). More jokester than composer, Jake will have to think of something quick before the last laugh is on him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
dis da best evah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
- By C Von Holtum on 09-18-22
By: Craig Robinson, and others
-
Planet Omar: Accidental Trouble Magnet
- Planet Omar, Book 1
- By: Zanib Mian
- Narrated by: Waleed Akhtar
- Length: 1 hr and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 13
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 14
Welcome to the imaginative brain of Omar! Omar and his family have just moved, and he is NOT excited about starting at a new school. What if the work is too hard or the kids are mean or the teacher is a zombie alien?! But when Omar makes a new best friend, things start looking up. That is, until a Big Mean Bully named Daniel makes every day a nightmare! Daniel even tells Omar that all Muslims are going to be kicked out of the country.... Could that possibly be true? Luckily, Omar's enormous imagination and goofy family help him get through life's ups and downs.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
so cool
- By Grace Oelkers on 05-12-23
By: Zanib Mian
-
The Creature of the Pines
- The Unicorn Rescue Society, Book 1
- By: Adam Gidwitz
- Narrated by: January LaVoy, Adam Gidwitz
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 48
Elliot Eisner isn't exactly thrilled with the first day at his new school. His class is going on a field trip to a creepy forest called the Pine Barrens. The trip is being led by Professor Fauna, the weirdest teacher Elliot has ever met. And the only kid who will talk to Elliot, Uchenna Devereaux, isn’t afraid of danger. She likes danger. Elliot and Uchenna are about to become part of a secret group of adventurers, the Unicorn Rescue Society, whose goal is to protect and defend the world’s mythical creatures.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
very interesting story, very short book
- By Anonymous User on 08-15-18
By: Adam Gidwitz
-
Fantastic Mr. Fox
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Chris O'Dowd
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 32
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Fantastic Mr. Fox is on the run! The three meanest farmers around are out to get him. Fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don’t know is that they’re not dealing with just any fox–Mr. Fox would never surrender. But only the most fantastic plan ever can save him now.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Alsmega
- By alsmega on 07-11-23
By: Roald Dahl
-
The Phantom Tollbooth
- By: Norton Juster
- Narrated by: Rainn Wilson, Norton Juster
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,682
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,242
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 2,240
For Milo, everything’s a bore. When a tollbooth mysteriously appears in his room, he drives through only because he’s got nothing better to do. But on the other side, things seem different. Milo visits the Island of Conclusions (you get there by jumping), learns about time from a ticking watchdog named Tock, and even embarks on a quest to rescue Rhyme and Reason. Somewhere along the way, Milo realizes something astonishing. Life is far from dull. In fact, it’s exciting beyond his wildest dreams.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Worth the author intro alone!
- By Dukes Cooper on 03-20-19
By: Norton Juster
-
The Mouse with the Question Mark Tail
- By: Richard Peck
- Narrated by: Russ Bain
- Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 19
The smallest mouse in London’s Royal Mews is such a little mystery that he hasn't even a name. And who were his parents? His Aunt Marigold, Head Needlemouse, sews him a uniform and sends him off to be educated at the Royal Mews Mouse Academy. There he's called "Mouse Minor" (though it's not quite a name), and he doesn't make a success of school. Soon he's running for his life, looking high and low through the grand precincts of Buckingham Palace to find out who he is and who he might become.
By: Richard Peck
-
The First Rule of Punk
- By: Celia C. Perez
- Narrated by: Trini Alvarado
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 161
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 138
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 138
There are no shortcuts to surviving your first day at a new school - you can't fix it with duct tape like you would your Chuck Taylors. On day one, 12-year-old Malu (Maria Luisa, if you want to annoy her) inadvertently upsets Posada Middle School's queen bee, violates the school's dress code with her punk rock look, and disappoints her college-professor mom in the process. Her dad, who now lives a thousand miles away, says things will get better as long as she remembers the first rule of punk: Be yourself.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Great Story but who edited?
- By sbooks on 12-09-17
By: Celia C. Perez
-
The One and Only Ivan
- By: Katherine Applegate, Patricia Castelao
- Narrated by: Adam Grupper
- Length: 3 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,575
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,778
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,798
Ivan is an easygoing gorilla. Living at the Exit 8 Big Top Mall and Video Arcade, he has grown accustomed to humans watching him through the glass walls of his domain. He rarely misses his life in the jungle. In fact, he hardly ever thinks about it at all. Instead, Ivan thinks about TV shows he's seen and about his friends Stella, an elderly elephant, and Bob, a stray dog. But mostly Ivan thinks about art and how to capture the taste of a mango or the sound of leaves with color and a well-placed line.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Very nice story
- By Ed on 09-03-13
By: Katherine Applegate, and others
-
Clean Getaway
- By: Nic Stone
- Narrated by: Dion Graham
- Length: 3 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 194
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 150
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 150
From number one New York Times best-selling author Nic Stone comes a middle-grade road-trip story through American race relations past and present, perfect for fans of Jacqueline Woodson and Jason Reynolds.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Engaging book for students!
- By Katie Donivan on 12-04-20
By: Nic Stone
-
The Zach and Zoe Mysteries: Books 1-2
- The Missing Baseball; The Half-Court Hero
- By: Mike Lupica
- Narrated by: Keith Nobbs
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2
There's nothing eight-year-old twins Zach and Zoe Walker love more than playing sports and solving mysteries. And when those two worlds collide...well, it doesn't get any better than that. In the opening installments of the Zach and Zoe Mysteries, best-selling author Mike Lupica begins a series for a new and younger audience, introducing listeners to a sports-loving detective duo who can swing for the fences and catch the culprit in one fell swoop.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
My review
- By cac225 on 02-14-24
By: Mike Lupica
-
Dragons in a Bag
- By: Zetta Elliott
- Narrated by: Ron Butler, Zetta Elliott
- Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 121
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 93
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 93
When Jaxon is sent to spend the day with a mean old lady his mother calls Ma, he finds out she's not his grandmother - but she is a witch! She needs his help delivering baby dragons to a magical world where they'll be safe. There are two rules when it comes to the dragons: Don't let them out of the bag, and don't feed them anything sweet. Before he knows it, Jax and his friends Vikram and Kavita have broken both rules! Will Jax get the baby dragons delivered safe and sound? Or will they be lost in Brooklyn forever?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
fabulous read for any adventure boy
- By kyjo on 01-18-19
By: Zetta Elliott
-
Zoey and Sassafras Boxed Set: Books 1-6
- The Zoey and Sassafras Series
- By: Asia Citro
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 196
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 146
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 143
Follow the adventures of Zoey and her cat, Sassafras, with this collection of books one to six in the series. Each story features a new magical animal with a problem that must be solved using science. There isn’t a set formula for each book; Zoey sometimes needs to run experiments, while other times she needs to investigate a mystery, and yet other times she needs to do research. Zoey models how to keep a science journal through her handwritten entries in each story.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Zoe and sassafras is actually educational!
- By Max on 07-17-21
By: Asia Citro
-
The Sword of Summer
- Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, Book One
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Christopher Guetig
- Length: 15 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,909
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 6,930
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 6,918
Magnus Chase has always been a troubled kid. Since his mother's mysterious death, he's lived alone on the streets of Boston, surviving by his wits, keeping one step ahead of the police and the truant officers. One day, he's tracked down by an uncle he barely knows - a man his mother claimed was dangerous. Uncle Randolph tells him an impossible secret: Magnus is the son of a Norse god. The Viking myths are true. The gods of Asgard are preparing for war. Trolls, giants and worse monsters are stirring for doomsday.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
First I was disappointed, then I was angry
- By Jeanie on 10-08-15
By: Rick Riordan
-
Elf Empire: A LitRPG Kingdom-Building Adventure
- Elf Empire, Book 1
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 17 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 111
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 81
Leo wanted to make something out of himself—and build dams. However, the world doesn't want dams. And it mostly doesn't want civil engineers. It doesn't want men who do any sort of building or fighting or grand design, it seems. So, when Leo finds his current girlfriend and boss being threatened by a brutal loan shark and all three of them get dragged through a portal to another world, it doesn't take long for him to decide this is the place for him. Plus, everyone has magic, and who wouldn't want that?
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Decent enough story, one critical flaw.
- By Joseph on 10-26-23
By: John Stovall
-
Mage Errant: Publisher's Pack
- Mage Errant, Book 1-2
- By: John Bierce
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 16 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,444
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,936
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,928
Mage Errant: Publisher's Pack contains books one and two of the Mage Errant series: Into the Labyrinth and Jewel of the Endless Erg. Hugh of Emblin is, so far as he's concerned, the worst student that the Academy at Skyhold has ever seen. He can barely cast any spells at all, and those he does cast tend to fail explosively.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It’s not that kind of YA.
- By Christopher on 08-23-19
By: John Bierce
-
Scamps & Scoundrels
- Bad Guys, Book 1
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,891
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,545
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,534
Just yesterday, Ben was a petty criminal getting by on fleecing New York’s one-percenters. Today, he's got a new face, a new name, and a new world to navigate. And Ben’s thinking maybe this time around, he’ll use his skills at disarming and deceiving to help out people other than himself. Maybe. Watching a medieval City Guard fight off a 20-foot-tall ooze that crawled up from the sewers will make you think twice about life decisions.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
The synopsis SUCKS, you will love this
- By Peyton on 01-13-20
By: Eric Ugland
-
Bibliomancer
- Wolfman Warlock, Book 1
- By: James Hunter, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,710
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,457
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,448
Recent college grad Sam King was hoping for a backpacking trip across Europe as a graduation present. Instead, he’s going to get a different kind of trip: a three-month stint in the ultimate immersive gaming experience. As a lifelong geek, gamer, and outsider, it’s a better gift then he’d ever dreamed.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Skips at 1 hour and 30 min remaining...
- By Amazon Customer on 03-03-20
By: James Hunter, and others
-
Coming of Age Fantasy
- A Warriors, Swords, Dragons, and Heroines Anthology
- By: Daphne Haydens
- Narrated by: Ashton Haugen
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 100
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 62
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 62
Aside from the political unrest in many of the stories, extra tension is evident when looked at the complicated buildup of the characters’ character, and their continuous need to develop into something more. These fantasy stories are short but powerful. They heavily focus on complex structures that deal with moral dilemmas in a world of magic, supernatural powers, and unrealistic appearances of creatures that are only fictitious to the unbeliever.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
And this is what you get
- By Angela on 01-24-20
By: Daphne Haydens
Publisher's summary
Despicable Me meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this hilarious middle-grade adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny.
Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord.
Full of humor and hijinks, Confessions of a Dork Lord follows Wick through the entries of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness...and survive Middle Ages School.
"I loved every page, and your kid will too!" (Melissa de la Cruz, best-selling author of the Descendants series)
"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." (Pseudonymous Bosch, best-selling author of the Secret series)
"Hilarious! Not to be missed!" (Eoin Colfer, best-selling author of the Artemis Fowl series)
Critic reviews
"It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start." (Pseudonymous Bosch, best-selling author of the Secret series)
“Hilarious! Confessions of a Dork Lord is not to be missed! It is very rare to find a totally original book, stuffed with great characters, wrapped in a thrilling storyline. Fantasy fans will love it. Non-fantasy fans will be converted.” (Eoin Colfer, best-selling author of the Artemis Fowl series)
“Entertaining.” (Publishers Weekly)
More from the same
Author
Narrator
Related to this topic
-
The Revenge of Magic
- The Revenge of Magic Series, Book 1
- By: James Riley
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 102
Thirteen years ago, books of magic were discovered in various sites around the world alongside the bones of dragons. Only those born after “Discovery Day” have the power to use the magic. Now, on a vacation to Washington, DC, Fort Fitzgerald’s father is lost when a giant creature bursts through the earth, attacking the city. Fort is devastated, until an opportunity for justice arrives six months later, when a man named Dr. Opps invites Fort to a government-run school, the Oppenheimer School, to learn magic from those same books. But life’s no easier at the school.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
great book similar to story thieves
- By Matthias Goetzke on 03-26-19
By: James Riley
-
The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 136
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 119
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 119
In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
-
Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
-
Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 942
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 855
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 856
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
-
The Uncommon Rider
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 77
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Not Much of a Story
- By Small Mountain on 10-01-20
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 475
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 430
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 428
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
-
The Revenge of Magic
- The Revenge of Magic Series, Book 1
- By: James Riley
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 102
Thirteen years ago, books of magic were discovered in various sites around the world alongside the bones of dragons. Only those born after “Discovery Day” have the power to use the magic. Now, on a vacation to Washington, DC, Fort Fitzgerald’s father is lost when a giant creature bursts through the earth, attacking the city. Fort is devastated, until an opportunity for justice arrives six months later, when a man named Dr. Opps invites Fort to a government-run school, the Oppenheimer School, to learn magic from those same books. But life’s no easier at the school.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
great book similar to story thieves
- By Matthias Goetzke on 03-26-19
By: James Riley
-
The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 136
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 119
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 119
In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
-
Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
-
Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 942
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 855
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 856
In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
-
The Uncommon Rider
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 77
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Not Much of a Story
- By Small Mountain on 10-01-20
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 475
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 430
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 428
Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
-
Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Army of Golems
- An Unconventional Heroes Publisher's Pack
- By: L. G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,828
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,466
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,453
Timothy Walter Bolton - better known as Timmy - has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isn't terrorising his enemies, he's plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, tries to eat him, he decides that maybe it's time to find a new, less dangerous, career.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Sound Editing Needed
- By Robert on 05-29-20
By: L. G. Estrella
-
Tides of Magic
- By: James C. Williams
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 27 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 80
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
When Hal Emden hears about a contest that offers winners the chance to test the newest game from his favorite designer on a cutting-edge, unprecedented virtual reality system, he has to try his luck. Surprisingly, he wins. A full week, all expenses paid, to play the fully immersive game Tides of Magic Online. What could possibly go wrong? I mean, it's not like Elwin, the creator of the game and series, is an insane psychopath intent on trapping them in his virtual world for purposes unknown...right?
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
OP'd to the MAX!!
- By Anonymous User on 12-28-20
-
Slay and Rescue
- By: John Moore
- Narrated by: Jake Lewis
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 26
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 26
Prince Charming must work overtime when he becomes embroiled in a plot involving an evil sorceress, an enchanted castle, an angry dragon, and three beautiful damsels in distress. In this hilarious fairy tale parody, Prince Charming is getting tired the constant need to Slay and Rescue.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
another charming story by John Moore
- By greygamer on 12-19-20
By: John Moore
-
Patch 17
- By: G. Akella
- Narrated by: Zach Villa
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,132
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,055
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,056
A new update arrives to the ultra-popular online game, Realm of Arkon. With Patch 17, the level of immersion experienced by players in their gaming capsules has made virtual reality indistinguishable from the real world. But every gamer's dream becomes a nightmare for Roman Kozhevnikov after he gets confined to Arkon against his will. And not just to Arkon, but to its deadliest zone - Demon Grounds. Playing - or rather living - as his character Krian, it's not just about survival for Roman.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Excellent story, great narrator...except...
- By Fitzwibble on 04-06-17
By: G. Akella
-
Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 29 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 615
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 546
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 544
Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to 30 days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most despised races in Mythos.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Kids book
- By Kindle Customer on 03-15-22
By: S.L. Rowland
-
Menacing Misfits
- Darkthorn Academy, Book 1
- By: Robyn Wideman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 17 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 652
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 585
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 583
Jack doesn't like it, but he'll do what is necessary to honor the man who raised him. But surviving Darkthorn Academy won't be easy. Jack will have to make alliances, learn to harness magic, and face dangerous enemies - both alive and dead. If he's lucky, he might just make it to second year.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Hard to listen to.
- By Ty on 12-06-20
By: Robyn Wideman
-
Heroics for Beginners
- By: John Moore
- Narrated by: Joe Delafield
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 52
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
Prince Kevin Timberline must retrieve Ancient Artifact Model Seven from the clutches of the evil Lord Voltmeter - He Who Must Be Named - before said evil lord unleashes his diabolical plan. Luckily, Kevin wields a secret weapon that will cause the forces of darkness to tremble: The Handbook of Practical Heroics.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Milking the Giant Cow!
- By Timothy on 03-28-13
By: John Moore
-
Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31,334
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28,867
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28,860
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
-
Prodigy of Thunder
- Chronicles of Anna Atticus Stone, Book 1
- By: Sever Bronny
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 24 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 273
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 252
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 252
The youngest warlock to ever wield lightning, 14-year-old Anna Atticus Stone dreams of attending the prestigious Academy of Arcane Arts. Except her life is a mess. She's friendless, her older sister keeps knocking her teeth out, and her parents constantly argue.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
On the fence
- By Tracey M. Bare on 03-05-22
By: Sever Bronny
-
Phantasm: An Isekai LitRPG
- Phantasm, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hall, Maxlex
- Narrated by: Katherine Littrell
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 170
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 123
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 123
The Worldwalkers of legend are beings touched by Fate and transported from another realm, tasked with a grand destiny. Traditionally, they prevent great cataclysms or the fall of empires. Whatever their undertaking, their appearance brings about momentous change. It’s been some two hundred years since the last Great Game, but the time has come again. Seven are chosen, and the game begins once more . . .
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
This is isekai done right.
- By Anonymous User on 02-18-23
By: Christopher Hall, and others
-
Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Between
- The Chronicles of Between, Book 1
- By: L. L. Starling
- Narrated by: Steve West, Emily Ellet
- Length: 32 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 626
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 593
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 593
Sasha Pierce hasn’t had a single dream since she was a child...until she accepts a substitute teaching position in the charmingly witchy village of Old Middleton. Her first dream in twenty-five years ought to be enchanting, but her wonder quickly turns to shock when she realizes that it’s not a dream at all, but an entirely different sort of magic. Catapulted through an ancient portal into the fairytale kingdom of Between, Sasha’s astonishment is swiftly upgraded to panic when she accidentally performs a supposedly impossible feat and is declared the True Queen of Between.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
perfect narrators for my favorite characters
- By AnglophileLV on 03-07-23
By: L. L. Starling