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While story is still great, change in narrator is a shame
- By Michael K on 11-08-20
By: Sever Bronny
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Homerooms and Hall Passes
- By: Tom O'Donnell
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story5 out of 5 stars 19
In the mystical realm of Bríandalör, every day the brave and the bold delve into hidden temples or forgotten dungeons, battling vile monsters and evil wizards to loot their treasure hoards for sweet, sweet magic items. But in their free time, our heroes - Thromdurr the mighty barbarian, Devis the shifty thief, Vela the noble paladin, Sorrowshade the Gloom Elf assassin, and Albiorix the (good!) wizard - need to relax and unwind. That’s why they meet up once a week to play a role-playing game where they assume the characters of average American eighth graders.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow! I want to play!
- By Megan Raymond on 02-22-21
By: Tom O'Donnell
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,880
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,684
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,682
“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Scamps & Scoundrels
- Bad Guys, Book 1
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,636
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,337
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,326
Just yesterday, Ben was a petty criminal getting by on fleecing New York’s one-percenters. Today, he's got a new face, a new name, and a new world to navigate. And Ben’s thinking maybe this time around, he’ll use his skills at disarming and deceiving to help out people other than himself. Maybe. Watching a medieval City Guard fight off a 20-foot-tall ooze that crawled up from the sewers will make you think twice about life decisions.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The synopsis SUCKS, you will love this
- By Peyton on 01-13-20
By: Eric Ugland
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The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,743
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,999
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,983
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Anonymous User on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
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Diary of an Unlikely Hero - Battle to Save Minecraft
- Unofficial Minecraft Book Series, Book 1
- By: Axel Silverblade
- Narrated by: John York
- Length: 3 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Minecraft book: A fun and action-packed adventure suitable for all kids (age eight-14). It follows the journey of an unlikely trio bound by the bonds of friendship, who fight to save Minecraft from the forces of evil, using the power of teamwork. A delightful gift for any Minecraft fan! Axel Silverblade is descended from a long line of heroes, yet he’s chosen to live his life out as a librarian. Yet, when Minecraft comes under siege from the Ender King, Axel will need to seize the mantle of his legacy and fight to protect the world he loves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story waiting for the 2 book to come out on audible
- By The doge on 01-30-23
By: Axel Silverblade
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One More Last Time
- A LitRPG/GameLit Novel (The Good Guys, Book 1)
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,239
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,822
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,810
He thought it was the end, and his gun sat ready to make sure. But an oddball offer from his last friend comes at the literal last second. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he finds himself sucked into iNcarn8, a game claiming to be a whole new life. Now, as Montana, the larger-than-life tank warrior, he has one more last time to get his life right.
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5 out of 5 stars
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ignore the short read time
- By Thomas bankston on 07-13-19
By: Eric Ugland
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Isekai Magus: A LitRPG Progression Saga
- By: Han Yang
- Narrated by: Landon Reid, Erin Bateman
- Length: 36 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 816
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 726
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 724
Damien was a simple man, cruising on the highway of life. A goddess of temptation lures him into a deal he scoffs at. Superstition is for the foolish. Small problem: She's real, her ritual works, and Damien is magically teleported into a strange new realm. Damien awakens in Nordan, a land of myth and magic. A realm where humans battle legendary creatures for the amusement of the gods. In a war between man and myth. Damien's powers set him above the rest, a lord of life and death - enemy of all. Stranded, but not alone, will he perish, or conquer his way home?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Spineless Mc
- By Jordan thornton on 06-21-21
By: Han Yang
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In the Heart of EarthWorks
- Nickle Brickle'Bee, Books 1 and 2
- By: Sterling Nixon
- Narrated by: Jason Finch
- Length: 21 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Nickle finds himself sucked into the center of the earth, where he finds nothing but magic and mayhem. Amid horrifying monsters, fairies that are in open rebellion, a greedy dwarf warlord, and an indestructible but blind adversary, Nickle finds himself in the middle of a power struggle that could mean the end of this new world.
By: Sterling Nixon
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The Retired S-Ranked Adventurer
- The Shatterfist: Volume I
- By: Wolfe Locke, James Falcon
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 158
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 139
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 137
They called him Sven, the Shatterfist. One of a group of heroes who fought the Demon Lord Mannon. He's finally returned home. But for Sven, after returning from abroad, life isn't what it used to be. Adventuring isn't what it used to be. Things have changed. Something is different. The obvious next step? Retire. Settle down. Start his own tavern. Drink with magic girls. Maybe not in that order.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I couldn't listen long to this.
- By Dustin Gramc on 07-21-21
By: Wolfe Locke, and others
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The Revenge of Magic
- The Revenge of Magic Series, Book 1
- By: James Riley
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 96
Thirteen years ago, books of magic were discovered in various sites around the world alongside the bones of dragons. Only those born after “Discovery Day” have the power to use the magic. Now, on a vacation to Washington, DC, Fort Fitzgerald’s father is lost when a giant creature bursts through the earth, attacking the city. Fort is devastated, until an opportunity for justice arrives six months later, when a man named Dr. Opps invites Fort to a government-run school, the Oppenheimer School, to learn magic from those same books. But life’s no easier at the school.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great book similar to story thieves
- By Matthias Goetzke on 03-26-19
By: James Riley
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The Black Egg
- Dragonspire Chronicles Series, Book 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 61
A must-listen fantasy novel from the author of the Soul Force Saga series.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Money grab
- By Kenneth on 03-23-21
By: James E. Wisher
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Clan Dominance: The Sleepless Ones, Book 1
- By: Dem Mikhailov, Mikhail Yagupov - translator
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
Rostislav Grokhotov, an ordinary clerk working for a privately-owned company, just wanted to earn some extra money in the game. He had no specific plans for his new character. Little did he know that his new nickname Rosgard would become the game's next greatest legend. Even the game's Creche zone may contain items of interest if you're observant enough. Rosgard's find didn't just change his own life drastically - it enveloped an entire game world in turmoil to boot! The adventuring player becomes a valued prize for Waldyra's leading clans. Our hero has to conceal his real name.
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3 out of 5 stars
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!!Waring This is Way of the Clan re-released !!!
- By Justin on 07-01-20
By: Dem Mikhailov, and others
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I'm the Bad Guy!?
- Arrival, Book 1
- By: Kenneth Arant
- Narrated by: TL Barnett
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 207
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 190
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 191
Our hero wakes to find himself in the body of one of his favorite Isekai anime characters. In this new world, the hero is a once-in-a-hundred-year prodigy, a master Arcanist, and is blessed by the god of magic himself! He has a harem of beautiful women at his beck and call, an Empire under his control, and the most powerful Arcana Spirits the world has ever seen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Surprisingly good! Only 1 problem!
- By Anonymous User on 06-16-19
By: Kenneth Arant
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Bibliomancer
- Wolfman Warlock, Book 1
- By: James Hunter, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,677
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,440
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,431
Recent college grad Sam King was hoping for a backpacking trip across Europe as a graduation present. Instead, he’s going to get a different kind of trip: a three-month stint in the ultimate immersive gaming experience. As a lifelong geek, gamer, and outsider, it’s a better gift then he’d ever dreamed.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Skips at 1 hour and 30 min remaining...
- By Amazon Customer on 03-03-20
By: James Hunter, and others
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The Adventurers Guild
- The Adventurers Guild Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Zack Loran Clark, Nick Eliopulos
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 113
In one of the last cities standing after the world fell to monsters, best friends Zed Kagari and Brock Dunderfel have high hopes for the future. Zed desperately wishes to join the ranks of the Mages Guild, where his status as Freestone's only half-elf might finally be an asset. Brock, the roguishly handsome son of merchants, is confident he'll be welcomed into the ranks of the Merchants Guild. But just as it seems the boys' dreams have come true, their lives take a startling turn...and they find themselves members of the perilous Adventurers Guild.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Well written and well read.
- By Reviewer on 05-22-19
By: Zack Loran Clark, and others
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Ethria: The Pioneer
- An Epic LitRPG Adventure
- By: Aaron Holloway
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 19 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 175
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 163
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Story4 out of 5 stars 163
Offered a choice by powers far greater than himself between returning home at great risk, or entering a world named Ethria where he might find another, supposedly safer, path home, Daniel "Rayid" Tear will enter Ethria. A world that operates similar to the video games Daniel has always enjoyed, Ethria is a place where power can be found in many forms, both light and dark, and whose true purpose is unknown even to most of its denizens.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I am glad I gave it a 2nd chance! Amazing!
- By Mitchard Apides on 02-07-20
By: Aaron Holloway
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Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons
- Year One
- By: James Hunter, Aaron Michael Ritchey
- Narrated by: Henry Kramer
- Length: 13 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 474
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 427
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 427
Wounded Army vet Logan Murray thought mimics were the stuff of board games and dungeon manuals...right up until one ate him. In a flash of snapping teeth, Logan suddenly finds himself on the doorstep to another world. He’s been unwittingly recruited into the Shadowcroft Academy for Dungeons - the most prestigious interdimensional school dedicated to training the monstrous guardians who protect the Tree of Souls from so-called heroes. Heroes who would destroy the universe if it meant a shot at advancement.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I wish it were enjoyable
- By Brandon on 06-28-21
By: James Hunter, and others