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The US Government Admits to Hiding an Embarrassingly Lame 1973 Extraterrestrial Encounter

The US Government Admits to Hiding an Embarrassingly Lame 1973 Extraterrestrial Encounter

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A U.S. spokesperson says neither species came out looking great during their brief encounter.

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