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Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater

By: Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Brian Quinn
Narrated by: Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Brian Quinn, Sunday Jeff
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Publisher's summary

It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilarious takes on some of the best and least known fairy tales.

Join Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn and Walt Flanagan with special guest Sunday Jeff as they create a magical world of fantasy and wonder, trolls, living plants, and sinful dwarves. It doesn't get any better than this...or funnier.

Not for children but definitely for those who are a child at heart.

©2013 Makin Hay Books (P)2013 Makin Hay Books

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TESD never fail to amuse

What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

It was very entertaining to listen to. When they break down the story, and point out all the ridiculous stuff that's going on, is hilarious.

Who was your favorite character and why?

They're all amazing.

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LISTEN TO TESD ! BEST PODCAST AROUND AND THIS BOOK IS A GOOD TASTE OF THEIR HUMOR.

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March of the Ants

Typical glorious work by the TESD guys. You must have this if you're a completist. Worth the five bucks. Certified Get 'em free.

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Life Changing

I was on a spiritual walkabout in central Australia when I was visited by a mythical, god-like rainbow serpent from the Aboriginal Dreamtime. He said he would grant me one wish. I told him I wanted change in my life. I was sick of being a nobody with a miserable excuse of an existence. I told him I want to live my life, as an Angel lives in Heaven.
In a booming voice, he said “It will be so..” right before bursting into an inferno of opal colours, knocking me back into the darkness.
I woke up in my bed, dismissing the entire experience to a crazy cheese dream. Moments later I received an anonymous email. The email had no message, no reply address, only a link to a audible podcast called “Tell em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theatre”. I paid the very affordable price of $6.95, or free with your one free audible trial download. After the very satisfying 1hour and 54minutes of pure audio bliss, I felt different…
I can't explain what it was or how I felt, but I felt it.
Since that memorable day I have experienced what many of you would only consider possible in a wild fantasy. The most beautiful women throw themselves at my feet daily wherever I go, pleading for me to allow them to perform acts of pure ecstasy upon my now chiseled, adonis shaped body. I have wealth that would make Bill Gates question his choices. And new found superhuman abilities that rival to that of superman.
My perspective on life has been renewed. Faith in humanity restored.
All thanks to this enchanting audible podcast.

"Ten out of Ten, would listen."


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Re-Re-Really Funny

Would you consider the audio edition of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to be better than the print version?

Yes (Can't imagine a print version)..

What did you like best about this story?

My favorite Podcasters reading classic stories..

Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?

Rumplestiltskin (as performed by Walt) - Creepiest Child Molester voice ever!!!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes

Any additional comments?

If you don't follow the podcast, you may not get some references.

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Extravagant

What did you love best about Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

The thing i liked about this audiobook was it's simple genius

What did you like best about this story?

Oh, yes. Ten-fold.

Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?

Yes, through the use of yucks!

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Nothing.

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Moar Tell 'Em Steve-Dave, pls!

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Better than Tolsoty

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I laughed, I cried, I learned more than my fair share of the sociopolitical climate of medieval Europe.

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The TESD boys do it again!

What made the experience of listening to Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater the most enjoyable?

The yucks, the rambling awesomeness, and Sunday Jeff!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

The whole thing, if you have a sense of humor and an hour and a half you are a fool not to grab this book.

Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, it is comparable to other performances by the narrator, actually it exceeds other performances.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, and I've listened multiple times.

Any additional comments?

If you don't buy this book you are probably not cool.

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Tell me a story Steve Dave

loved it Walt bry and Q along with Sunday Jeff are awesome. must have for any ant

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Awesome!

As always they deliver hilarity at its best! Having a unique sense of humor and the way that they comment in the middle of a conversation taking the train of thought and going into a completely different direction is always refreshing.

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TESD fans will love this!

classic TESD! if you like the podcast, you will not be disappointed. I fully recommend

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