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Ep. 3: Names & Nicknames (Punchlines)
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You could say you heard them here first - 20 up-and-coming and breakthrough performers recently recorded by Audible Comedy in Punchlines Episode 3: Fresh from Clubs Across the USA.
Middle Names - Candy Lawrence
Tallywacker - Billy Bonnell
Mattress Commercials - Scott Losse
Job References - Nate Abshire
Sperm Leaks - Sofiya Alexandra
Not Ugly, But Not Sexy - Josh O'Neill
Teaching First Grade - Geoffrey Asmus
I Don't Want To Cuddle - Fray Forde
I'm A Vegetarian - Toler Wolfe
I'm In Heat - Dulcé Sloan
Bus People - Rana May
Homeless in LA - Carlos Delgado
I Hate Loud Noises - Brian Scolaro
Spice Girls - Jaleesa Johnson
Ludacris Concert - Zach Pugh
Area Code Tattoo - Sam Tallent
Make a Difference - Andrew Stanley
Disney Techno - Dave Rankin
Don't Eat On The Bus - Drew Platt
Frequently Drunk At The Bus Stop - Andie Main
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