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[Contains explicit content] Maria Bamford brings to life the most adorable home-invasion in history—"Goldilocks." Our version of this classic tale, reimagined by Dave Hill, takes a sober look at this childhood favorite from the perspective that anyone who would break into a family of bears' house, eat their food, destroy their furniture, and mess up their beds must be one serious piece of work.

(P)2016 Audible Originals LLC; 2016 Audible, Inc.

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