Welcome back to AudibleProops - after being on extended liberty in the Proops homeland of Snideberia, in the fertile heartland of Sarcasia, Proops is back. Winona Ryder busted for shoplifting? Tom Green and Drew Barrymore breaking up? Quelle surprise! And, Kate & Leopold reminds Proops that Meg Ryan is the fulcrum on which evil is balanced. The cutes shall infect the earth. Praise Allah. Also, Proops' short list of New Year's resolutions, i.e., number three, stop watching the news, number four, stop talking about your exercise program. 19-year-old Taliban fighter John Walker - try him for treason? No. Try him for stupidity? Yes! Proops nominates Richard Reid for the world's worst terrorist award, and more. Yes, Virginia, AudibleProops is back.
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