• A Local 38-Year-Old Is Now the Only One of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married and Divorced

  • By: Marichelle Kawachi
  • Length: Less than 1 minute

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A Local 38-Year-Old Is Now the Only One of His Friends Who Hasn't Gotten Married and Divorced

By: Marichelle Kawachi
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This just in from The Onion, America's finest news source.

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