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By: Shirtaloon, and others
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Hunting Game
- By: Candice Fox
- Narrated by: Krysten Ritter, Anthony Mackie, Tony Goldwyn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins
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Prepare to be captivated by acclaimed crime writer Candice Fox’s gripping audio thriller, Hunting Game. Featuring an all-star cast including Krysten Ritter, Anthony Mackie, and Tony Goldwyn, you’re about to enter a high-stakes game of cat and mouse. NYPD Detective Esme 'Es' Compran (Krysten Ritter) finds herself torn between her duty and her own desperate circumstances when a child is kidnapped. The victim's father, Jack Dengate (Tony Goldwyn), is a controversial big pharma CEO whose company's price hikes on life-saving drugs have dire consequences for Es' ailing daughter.
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Man what a GREAT story….BUT……
- By ShawniqueLovesToRead on 03-15-24
By: Candice Fox
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Weeds
- By: Amanda Wilkin
- Narrated by: Lesley Sharp, Adelle Leonce, Joshua James, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 29 mins
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Climate activist Shirley Watts has dedicated her entire life to protecting the planet for future generations. But constantly fighting for Mother Earth has taken its toll over time, leaving her in a precarious relationship with her adult daughter, Lela. When Shirley’s latest climate stunt lands her in serious legal jeopardy, Lela reluctantly lets Shirley stay with her and her boyfriend while awaiting her upcoming trial.
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Excellent story
- By Jeremy J. Hanes on 03-22-24
By: Amanda Wilkin
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Ghost Stories: Stephen Fry's Definitive Collection
- By: Stephen Fry, Washington Irving, M.R. James, and others
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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As the days grow shorter and the temperature drops, Halloween approaches. Come, brave listener, pull up a chair, and spend some time with master storyteller Stephen Fry as he tells us some of his favourite ghost stories of all time, in truly terrifying spatial audio. From the headless horseman of Sleepy Hollow to the tortured spirits of M.R. James, from Edgar Allan Poe’s terrifying tale of a doppelganger to Charlotte Riddell’s Open Door that should definitely stay shut, join Stephen as he tells you some truly terrifying tales.
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Wonderful narration. Mediocre stories.
- By Michael Fuchs on 11-07-23
By: Stephen Fry, and others
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Find Her
- By: Sarah A. Denzil
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker-Booth
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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It’s Christmas Day at Wilder House, and three magical winter weddings are set to begin. But as the tables are arranged, and the food is prepared, a perfect storm hits, cutting every guest from the rest of the world. Most little girls dream of the perfect wedding. But this bride stumbles alone into the snow, her silk train dragging through dirt, her hands bloody from the murder she just committed. Now there is at least one killer roaming the unforgiving landscape surrounding Wilder House. Who else will die on Christmas Day?
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a little bit of wicked fun
- By A. Bohn on 01-25-24
By: Sarah A. Denzil
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The Bedroom Window
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Clare Corbett
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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My darling little boy Albie adores playing at our new neighbours’ house. And after the terrible year we’ve had, I feel so lucky that we can start over in this perfect place, with new friends who treat Albie like the son they never had. He can’t stop talking about the tree house they’re building him, and the cookies they bake together. But as time passes, something starts to feel wrong. Why don’t they ever open the front door more than a crack? They told me they had no children so who does the small pink tricycle I saw in their hall belong to?
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Miss Lucy-price Lewis
- By Angie on 06-07-23
By: K. L. Slater
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Narration was brought from hell!
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Mr. Hood's Holiday House has stood for 1,000 years, welcoming countless children into its embrace. It is a place of miracles and blissful rounds of treats and seasons, where every childhood whim may be satisfied.… There is a price to be paid, of course, but young Harvey Swick, bored with his life and beguiled by Mr. Hood's wonders, does not stop to consider the consequences. It is only when the House shows it's darker face - when Harvey discovers the pitiful creatures that dwell in its shadows - that he comes to doubt Mr. Hood's philanthropy.
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One of the great adventure novels of our language creates a most engaging central character, Nostromo. A picturesque man of action and popular hero, Nostromo lives to be "well-spoken of" by the citizens of Costaguana, the mythical South American banana republic where the story takes place. Around this figure, Conrad spins a story of revolution, politics, and racial conflict as complex as Nostromo, the man whose greatest enemy is himself.
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Wow!
- By Amazon Customer on 07-11-03
By: Joseph Conrad
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The Hellbound Heart
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Frank Cotton's insatiable appetite for the dark pleasures of pain led him to the puzzle of Lemarchand's box, and from there, to a death only a sick-minded soul could invent. But his brother's love-crazed wife, Julia, has discovered a way to bring Frank back-though the price will be bloody and terrible . . . and there will certainly be hell to pay....
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Wonderful and Brilliant
- By Amazon Customer on 10-11-18
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Chiliad
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Chiliad consists of two interrelated stories, stories filtered through the melancholy imagination of a narrator perched on the banks of a river that flows backward and forward through time. The first movement, "Men and Sin", takes place in the millennial year of 1000 AD. The second, "A Moment at the River's Heart", occurs exactly 1000 years - the length of a "chiliad" - later, as the new millennium approaches.
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I am in awe. I am shaken.
- By Jared Winkler on 01-16-21
By: Clive Barker
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- waterlilyxx9
- 01-10-15
loved it & love Frank Muller (RIP)
Great story & full of suspense. Just scary enough. So sad for the loss of Frank Muller. I want him to read every story.
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- april franklin
- 05-31-14
Soft Porn
What would have made Coldheart Canyon better?
A fuller storyline and character development with less porn-like chapters.
What was most disappointing about Clive Barker’s story?
I was expecting a ghost story, given the title and description. What I got was a thinly veiled attempt at wrapping soft porn into mediocre fiction. The premise was initially interesting but the bulk of the book gets mired down with unnecessarily graphic sexual depravity meant to shock and intrigue. Instead, it became boring effort to listen to. I think it's important to disclose that I have a healthy sexual appetite and was not offended by the sexual context but felt more like the book tried to sneak it past me prior to buying. The sexual component might've been interesting if that's what I expected but it completely caught me by surprise. I might've continued on if it had only consumed a chapter or two but instead, it drags on seemingly without purpose. The characters are fairly one dimensional and predictable and that only makes it a more difficult read. Disappointing.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Frank Muller?
No one could have saved this book.
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
Initial boredom and eventual disgust
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- Charlotte
- 07-16-14
Lower your expectations!!!
Where does Coldheart Canyon rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
It's among my top 10 favorites. It's bizarre enough to appeal to me.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Tammy. She evolved into a real person. letting go of her obsession and her no good husband.
What does Frank Muller bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
I like the way he reads, I know it's not for everyone, but he has an ironic note to his reading that fit this book to a tee.
If you could take any character from Coldheart Canyon out to dinner, who would it be and why?
Jerry. I would grill him...what was the payoff for setting this up? Would you do it again? Was it worth it?
Any additional comments?
Crazy book. Not what I expected but I grew to like it a lot. Like i say...it's fiction...not for education or enlightenment...just for fun.
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- Martin Jefferson
- 11-16-19
It's preposterous
I am not often moved to write reviews - I don't really care what others think of things and I don't expect anyone to care what I think, but here I feel an obligation to write a word of warning to anyone hovering over the Buy Now button. Fairly early in I realized that I was tackling a book that belongs next to the Dan Browns and others of that ilk. I had, of course, heard of Clive Barker but this was my first taste of his work and to be honest I picked it from a list of books read by Frank Muller that I hadn't already heard. I can only imagine how he must have cringed while putting these words down on tape. I buy audio books to listen to in the car - so I am not interested in great works of literature that require reading and re-reading of certain passages to fully grasp - just something to pass the time while commuting. I should have returned the book for a refund as soon as I realized how absurd this book was getting but I confess I was curious to see how much worse it could get. Plenty, as it turned out. It doesn't seem to know what it is. It meanders along without satisfactorily concluding anything at all. Characters come and go with no real connection to the reader established and the conversations between the main characters are just banal - it was indeed a dark and stormy night. It feels like several bits of ideas that had nowhere to go just jammed together. The payback for the several chapters about Todd Pickett's dog at the end though is masterful. Not. Anyway, purchase this at your peril. The headline for this review came from a line in the book. When I heard that I had to agree with the writer at least on that point.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-04-14
Good story, terrible reader.
What would have made Coldheart Canyon better?
I couldn't finish it. I love Barker and Coldheart Canyon is among my favorites, but the reader was intolerable. Just because it is a ghost story (among other things...hard to classify Barker), the reader felt the need to try to make the slightest word broooooooooding and spooooooooky. On top of it all, the reader has a vocal pattern that was enough to drive a person to drink. Every sentence, and I mean EVERY sentence, with the exception of when he was reading dialog, trailed off into a spooky whisper. Unbelievable. I tried to stick it out as long as I could, hoping that I could stop paying attention to the reader and be able to pay attention to the story, but after about 45 minutes or an hour, I had to surrender. Clive Barker is great. Coldheart Canyon is perhaps not great, but really good. Do yourself a favor and read the book. In the name of all that is good, do not listen to this production. Seriously. I assure you that the reader really is *that* bad. Don't do it.
What did you like best about this story?
The story is creepy and takes what you would normally expect from a ghost story and, in the inimitable style of Clive Barker, takes it places you could only imagine in your most frenzied fever dream.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Frank Muller?
Anyone. An angry goose would have been a better choice.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
The story. Interesting, fantastic (in the literal sense), compelling. I was so excited to see an audio book of Coldheart Canyon. It is a shame it had to be ruined by the reader.
Any additional comments?
Narrator Frank Muller is the first narrator on my "avoid at all cost, even if you love the book he is reading" list. It truly is a shame.
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- Delilah
- 02-22-15
Masterpiece
How rare it is to cry, laugh and be legitimately aroused all over the course of one narrative! What a rollercoaster and I enjoyed every minute of this peculiar Hollywood ghost story.
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- John H. Davis III
- 10-19-19
One Of The Worst Books Ever
Although I was unfamiliar with the author, I bought this book because the narrator was Frank Muller. He is a favorite of mine. I think he could read me the phone book and make it interesting. Unfortunately even Muller's considerable talent couldn't salvage this interminable drivel. Barker goes on and on and on attempting to create what he apparently thinks is scary stuff when it is just boring. His characters are uninteresting, the plot ridiculous and the pacing plodding. The dialogue is embarrassingly bad. I kept thinking, "How could anyone write this stuff and think it was any good." Perhaps he was practicing for the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. If so, he has a great chance of winning. There were many times when I thought the book was ending only to find hours remained. Perhaps the author was being paid by the word. For those who enjoy good fantasy and science fiction, this isn't it. Save your money.
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- 12-11-15
A good read. Missing Frank Muller's voice.
This isn't a Book of Blood, as much as I wish there were such a book as long as this one. I love a good ghost story and this is a good one. I've never had a book read to me by Mr Muller that I didn't like. I enjoy his reading style. He has a way of using his voice to recreate a character the way you'd think they really spoke. Steven King liked him enough to read his entire Dark Tower series for Audible, but tragedy took him before he could finish the last few. Clive Barker is known for his violence, but this one is calmer. Come here for an evolving ghost story.
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- LAQUETTA K.
- 04-08-18
Long winded
Struggled to finish it without hitting fast forward. Good story, good characters. Just long winded.
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- Ereka
- 11-28-17
My favorite author
Clive Barker's stories always brought me into another world. This book did and it was a roller coaster. His writing DNA is so strong that if I read something he wrote, without looking at the title, I would know it was by him. He is brilliant and a genius. His writings should be studied in highschool the same way we were force to study Hemingway and Dickinson. And where do he get his ideas? I would love to have coffee with him one day so I can ask him.
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