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Publisher's Summary
Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognizes him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish war-gamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs.
Heaven, Hell, and the city of Birmingham collide in a story that features murder, heavy metal, cannibalism, armed robbers, devious old ladies, Satanists who live with their mums, gentlemen of limited stature, dead vicars, petty archangels, flamethrowers, sex dolls, a blood-soaked school assembly, and way too much alcohol.
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- Joey
- 10-17-19
Lucifer is an ignorant git?
This book feels like its in the vein of Terry Pratchett's humor, which I am not a fan of.
The is a decent story here, but the man character, Satan, is for some reason is bumbling and ignorant of modern human society ... and seemingly human motivations.
Between the type of humor and the persona of the main character I didn't find the book drawing my focus and wouldn't ever listen to this again.
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- KH
- 10-20-19
Laugh out loud funny
Read the books ages ago and recently found this one available on Audible. It's even funnier than I remembered, I just wish the other books were available on Audible