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How steamy is it? Hot Damn

Publisher's Summary

Clam jam. Definition: the female equivalent of a cock block. Example: You're chatting with a guy you're interested in, and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.

Maggie: That's my life - except it's worse. My friend who keeps "jamming" me is my gay roommate.

Fact: He went home with three - yes, three - of the guys I had been so sure were into me.

Fact: He's really pissing me off. I'll never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of 50 if he keeps this up.

Fact: Secretly, I wonder what it would be like if he weren't gay. Why do all the hot, sweet, tender-hearted guys have to be gay?

Ry: The day I interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met the girl, except there was one small problem: She'd been burned badly and didn't want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could've found another place to live, but I wanted to live there - with her. So I had to go undercover.

Fact: I'm in love with my roommate.

Fact: She's going to hate me if I come clean now.

Fact: I'm not giving up. Which means I'll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a way to get Maggie to see the real me.

Contains mature themes.

©2017 RC Boldt (P)2017 Tantor

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So f%#&ing funny!!!

Such an original, creative story and I learned an awesome new phrase! Really loved the male narrator - the female narrator was good, but occasionally she got a little too whiny. Couldn't put it down. Was worried it would be offensive or insensitive to LGBT - meaning you can make anyone straight - but it wasn't and was hilarious. Would've been way more funny if the author had made some scenes with the gay guys instead of it being told in the past. Also I really wish the author had made Rye kiss Jack - I kinda added that scene in my head myself - and it was FUNNY!

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Tangents

Maggie's inner dialog tends to be too long winded. That was annoying!
Also it's taking to long to get to the good stuff..

My other issue with this book is Jack giving out his friends address... who does that?

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  • Sp
  • 06-04-17

Such a great idea .... so boring!

This had such potential! The idea behind it could have made this be a laugh out loud love story. But it is NOT. Right from the start they pine for each other and it is just ridiculous. Jeremy York is probably really awesome in serious sad novels, in this.... he just sounded so bored and well sad. No comedic timing.
The gal reading really tried. But she could not bring much as the story fell flat.

3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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Slow and childish

I actually used this book to help me fall asleep...it was that tedious for me. It actually started out well with some mild humor and sweet (though simplistic) relationships. After a while though, it just became a repetition of the same things over and over again. The plot didn't really go anywhere and I knew what was going to happen throughout from the very beginning. This would have been fine if the writing itself had been engaging and humorous enough to keep me interested, but alas, it really wasn't.

I'm not going to give the plot away since the description does that, but I will say that nothing else really happens throughout the book and I only see this being entertaining if you want a very very easy read.

The narrators did a good job. I personally didn't like their style, but there was nothing wrong with it.

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Romantic story that dragged on way too long

I love comedic romance but the plot was weak and ran on waaaaaaay to long. Boredom set in. It had great potential but got lost in a story line that should have ended 4 hours earlier.

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Excellent Story

Wow what a way to get an in..... Ry has been watching from a far ,then things change Maggie puts up a Flatmate wanted poster , he's smart & quickly Relieased Maggie doesn't want a headrosexual male & says he's Gay , thinking that if she gets to know him she will see he's not like her ex, Ry truly loves Maggie but what a way to deter other blokes off of Maggie which is funny some of the things Ry does & says Jack is Ry's Best Friend & who Ry told Maggie was his Partner with an open relationship , Jacks a hoot Maggies BF is a Hoot so let the fun begin ... I was yelling at the end tho come on all ready Tell her !!! you know there's gonna be a fall out but a great HEA . 🤗 bring on Book Two on Audio .

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Cringe worthy

Couldn't not finish and will return. This is the cringiest/creepiest romance ever. And the male narrator only added to the cringe factor.

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Very well written story.

The storyline seems a bit unrealistic but is so well written that you can think its possible.
Makes you laugh and groan in equal measure.
Yes I recommend this story.

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Loved the story, characters and all clam jamming!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes! It was a good story with great narrators!

What did you like best about this story?

I loved how much Ry loved Maggie and all he was willing to do for her.

What does Elizabeth Hart and Jeremy York bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

They brought this story to life for me. They made me connect with Ry and Maggie.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

I loved the napkin writting between Ry and Maggie. It was so sweet. But there is a moment at the end, in the rain, that brought tears to my eye!

Any additional comments?

A great story and amazing narrators!

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cute

cute idea. started offer really good but ended up a bit woosy. still good

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  • Jayltee
  • 04-12-18

Not amusing at all

The way the central premise occurs is quite creepy and what follows is wholly unbelievable. A little too one dimensional for me