Chuck Norris takes on a genetically modified superhuman while also bustin' a few ninja moves on an evil biker gang. Even worse though, he has to put up with the most idiotic sidekick in film history. Thankfully, however, he still manages to find the time to make sweet, sweet love to the ladies . . .

Join us on CITIZEN FRAME as we take a look at SILENT RAGE (1982), a strange mix of action, slasher and FRANKENSTEIN!

Enjoy!

#ChuckNorris #RonSilver #StephenFurst

SURVIVOR meets MISERY!

Sam brings his Raimi tropes in this adventure/thriller film bringing his highly distinct "comic book" directorial style that blends high-energy slapstick with true horror

When Rachel McAdams gets stranded on a desert island with her asshole boss, they have to attempt to pull together in a bid to survive the elements, wild boar and even a spot of the old eye-gouging and castration! But who's the real villain here? . . .

Join us on CITIZEN FRAME as we inspect this new comedy-horror from director Sam Raimi -- groovy!

Enjoy!

#SamRaimi #DylanO'Brien #RachelMcAdams

Take your stinking paws off those dipshit teens, you damned dirty ape!

PLANET OF THE APES goes slasher via Stephen King's CUJO as not-so-gentle Ben becomes rabid and rips some limbs and faces off in the recently-released PRIMATE (2025)!

Join us on the latest CITIZEN FRAME ep as we monkey around while discussing this simian-based horror 🐒 🙈

Enjoy!

#JohannesRoberts #TroyKotsur

So, a smug, rich businessman hires out the world's least convincing hooker and takes her to fancy restaurants, clothes shops and a polo game. Then George from SEINFELD pops up as Jack the Ripper, but it's okay because everyone lives happily ever after anyway . . . apart from George/Jack, that is . . .

Anyways, join us on the latest CITIZEN FRAME ep as we review the Disney nonsense that is PRETTY WOMAN (1990), metaphorically spreading our legs for your listening pleasure -- ooohhhh, matron! 😉

Enjoy!

#GarryMarshall #JuliaRoberts #RichardGere #HectorElizondo #JasonAlexander #JFLawton

"Having teeth is a privilege!"

THE HOUSEMAID (2025): Preposterous erotic trash and an unintentional comedy or a tense psychological thriller?

Find out on CITIZEN FRAME as we pay a visit to the lavish Winchester mansion to take a deep dive into this recent release starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried and some hunky moron with his arse hanging out!

There'll be sex, swearing and murder, with thankfully the first and last just appearing in the movie!

Enjoy!

#SydneySweeney #AmandaSeyfried #BrendonSklenar #PaulFeig

Ghostface returns once again -- and this time it's personal!

Join us as we take a detailed look at the newly-released SCREAM 7 on the latest edition of CITIZEN FRAME, where we do love a good "stalk 'n' slash"!

But is this latest entry in the long-running series any good? Does Sidney Prescott make a triumphant return? What is the actual point in Gale Weathers now? Are the new teen victims as interesting as the previous ones or just a bunch of complete dipshits? What other surprises lie in store?

All will be revealed . . .

WARNING: Contains spoilers, swearing and scenes of a violent and disturbing nature -- but enough about Ciaran and Trevor!

Enjoy!

#KevinWilliamson #NeveCampbell #CourtneyCox #GuyBusick #MelissaBarrera #JennyOrtega #AnnaCamp #EthanEmbry #JoelMcHale #MasonGooding #JasminSavoyBrown #McKennaGrace

Killer corn kids and killer clown bonus! 🤡

Our "Children of the Corn" retrospective may have wrapped up in style but we still have a couple of treats lined up for you on CITIZEN FRAME in the form of looks at:

- DISCIPLES OF THE CROW (the 1983 original filmed version of Stephen King's 'Children of the Corn')

- CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (the 2025 slasher based on the award-winning novel by Adam Cesare)

Enjoy!

#StephenKing #KevinDurand #WillSasso #EliCraig #AdamCesare

We're investigating even more gangs of rural-based psychotic whippersnappers who worship a corn god on the latest ep of CITIZEN FRAME, as we near the completion of our "Children of the Corn" retrospective -- we're almost there with couple of final surprises lined up for you!

He Who Walks Behind the Rows insists you join us as we check out:

- CHILDREN OF THE CORN: GENESIS (2011)

- CHILDREN OF THE CORN: RUNAWAY (2018)

- CHILDREN OF THE CORN (2020, reboot)

Enjoy!

#StephenKing #JohnGulager #KurtWimmer #ChildrenOfTheCorn #BillyDrago