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Christmas in Cameltoe: A Pimpmaster Arturius Holiday Poem
- Narrated by: Persephone Rose
- Length: 5 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story4 out of 5 stars
- willee
- 12-07-17
Short, Funny and Erotic
This is a super short and fun listen for Christmas especially if you followed and enjoyed Pimpmaster Arturius. Narration is great as usual. Thank you Persephone!
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story2 out of 5 stars
- Deedra
- 12-11-17
Chistmas in Cameltoe
I should have known by the name I wouldn't care for this.'Persephone Rose' hs a great voice for narrating.“I was given this free review copy audiobook and have voluntarily left this review."
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