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Christmas Jokes
- Funny Christmas Jokes for Kids
- Narrated by: Soo Porter
- Length: 6 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Christmas jokes for kids!
Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in storytelling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke audiobook full of clean Christmas jokes for children.
Children can practice their learning and joke-telling skills with these funny Christmas jokes for kids. With silly jokes and lots of holiday laughs, beginning and early learners can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment.
This audiobook is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, riding in the car, and listening aloud at home!
- Funny Christmas jokes for kids!
- Excellent for early and beginning learners
- Lots of fun and entertainment for your child
- Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and listening aloud
Funny jokes from this audiobook:
Q: What do you call a singing elf? A: A wrapper!
Haha!
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has noel!
LOL!
Q: What’s the best thing to put in a Christmas cookie? A: Your teeth!
Haha!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Mary! Mary who? Mary Christmas!
This funny joke audiobook is full of hilarious Christmas jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, snowmen, elves, and more will give you a case of the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults.
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- The-Scarlet-Finch
- 05-02-22
Silly Christmas Fun
I was given this audiobook at my request via promo code and this is my voluntary review.
I've listened to this audiobook with my younger neices and nephews to keep them occupied and distracted while we decorated the tree last year. The jokes are wholesome and easy to understand. There were lots of grins and giggles, and they took a lot of their corny favorites into school to tell their teachers and classmates.
Soo Porter does a fab job on the narration.
