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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

By: Chelsea Handler
Narrated by: Chelsea Handler
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Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

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©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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My wife suggested we listen to this during our drive on our honeymoon. "It's a GIRL book" I protested. We got the book anyway. Guess that's one of my many "husband lessons" to learn going forward. To my surprise, it was awesome. We laugh so hard. Guys!!! Get this book on any long drive. It will keep your wife busy!!!

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Hilarious and Insane

Makes me wish I had friends like her. It's perfect hearing it come from her voice too.

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it'll make you pee!

I laughed so hard, i had to change MY underwear. Her friends are hilarious. Well done.

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LOVED, HILARIOUS, Want to be her friend

What was one of the most memorable moments of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang?

Her father. He's so hilarious and stories about him get me every time.

Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes - they are all amazing and this one is no different.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Not really - I like to spread it out over a week or so.

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Hilariously

Absolutely loved it!!! I laughed so hard, tears came down my face... Chelsea is amazing!

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Raw, Funny, Keep Guessing...

Only a few months into discovering the wit, and radical honesty of Chelsea Handler, has an advantage of total emmersion into all things Chelsea. Her stories are unusually, humorous. So much so I found my self asking myself, is she for real??? My favorite parts were the slumber party discovery and her dad's rental property dream or nightmare, depending on who is talking about it. I love that she is who she is, loved or hated no in between.

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Chelsea Chelsea thank you thank you

Always love listening to Chelsea narrate her own books. It's like a private concert. Such crazy stories that I listen to over and over again. Keep writing! Please.

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Hilarious

Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

Didn't read the print

What other book might you compare Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to and why?

Are You There Vodka

Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable

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Easy listening and Hilarious

her personality and wit, combined with her dysfunctional family tales made me laugh constantly. Lovely relatable book.

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Love it!

Seriously she is a great story teller! Funny and real. Story telling is an art and Chelsea has mastered it.

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