This week, we're all about the absurdities of aging, industry quirks, and the bizarre news of the week. Plus going hard on the beaver, a double pay windfall, Afroman, a quadriplegic murderer, and the rising costs of every damn thing.

Catching up on work, family drama, and the complexities of handling a parent's estate. Jess handling her mom's affairs, including a secret Gmail account, everything on her phone in Spanish, and 30 hours of accidental voice memos. Wally's "the old white guy" at work. Chris continues to demonstrates his extensive knowledge of short-lived TV shows from the 70s and 80s. Plus Linda Ronstadt and how we gringos did not know she was a Latina.

They can take our sponsorships, but they’ll never take our snark! On this episode of CheezWits, the team dives deep into the PTSD of their early radio careers—from the "king of dead air" to the bosses who made sure they knew they weren't good enough for New York.

Jess shares how performing a sex scene in a thick Australian accent is a one-way ticket to a career crisis.

Plus: Chris reveals why his voice is currently haunting every taxi cab in New York City, the gang reacts to the Department of Labor’s en espanol disaster, and we find out why you should never, ever stay at the Heartbreak Hotel in Memphis.

Highlights include:

• Radio Trauma: Stress dreams about 10 minutes of dead air and falling asleep during the Lutheran Hour.

• The Accent Gauntlet: Why Jess fired herself from an audiobook series and the "Crocodile Dundee" crossover no one asked for.

• Corporate Chaos: iHeart and Cumulus bankruptcy talk and the death of the local traffic log.

• Travel Logs: Why Madison is a dream city, while Memphis remains... not.

Paying to park, weird dreams, the war in Iran and red states flipping to blue, gas prices, the cost of dental services and vet services, Wally gets a pen pal, snow days, child abuse we experienced, sibling torture, role models, audiobooks and AI, and sex scenes.

We celebrate a divorce-aversary, don't miss that snow in the Northeast, and check in on both Wally’s sister and Chris’s sister—who may or may not have experienced a full-blown miracle cure.

Jess is in her let's sue everybody” era, we acknowledge the superiority of “the good ice,” and spiral into a deep conversation about people who choose homelessness. Jess also opens up about being duped by a narcissistic sociopath (red flags in hindsight are undefeated), and we share some insurance updates that feel suspiciously adult.

We teach Wally how to buy things from sketchy websites without wrecking his identity, relive a tragic Squatty Potty incident, and process the emotional damage caused when a Nashville tree service absolutely demolished a tree.

Plus: why we don’t heal, sleep, or navigate stairs like we used to—and how aging is basically just a slow negotiation with gravity.

Your chaos is here.

Wally celebrates Ramadan but has no idea what it is, radio sponsorships and free stuff, the SAVE act taking rights away from women, Jess's roof woes are closer to fixed, new homeowner's insurance, Congressional district mayhem, megachurches, naming radio promotions, evil radio companies, Lee Brice's struggle to be country, Wally thinks not knowing any transgender people 40 years ago means it wasn't a thing, and George Clooney's dad's career

For just $6 you could help Wally stop whining, national news coverage for missing moms, fixing stuff in the country vs the city, dripping water, home repairs, snow (and ice) days, Jess and Wally help the youngsters for Valentines Day, future presidents, and talking like the Sopranos.

One of us almost ended up in jury duty jail, scammers, that's not Jess's real dad, stupid criminals, side gig updates, mile markers and exit numbers, Super Bowl vs anti-Super Bowl halftime performers, Jesus-y people and signed Bibles, yellow journalism and the Epstein files, taking care of Charlotte's affairs, and insulting men for money will continue.