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Cheetahs Never Win
- A Magical Romantic Comedy (with a body count)
- Narrated by: Wesley Nelson
- Series: A Magical Romantic Comedy (With a Body Count), Book 7
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Categories: Romance, Paranormal
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Publisher's Summary
Witnessing a double homicide dumps Aaron Clinton into the middle of a gruesome murder investigation. To stop the budding serial killer from striking again, Aaron’s forced to join forces with a reformed cop and a colony of cranky cats.
Warning: this novel contains cats, murder, more cats, mayhem, cheetahs, mischief, felines, a serial killer, romance, humor, puns, generalized hilarity, and whipped cream used in inappropriate fashions. Proceed with caution.
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- 97badgirl
- 10-19-19
If you like cats...
which I don't! This wasn't a good read for me. Thought RJ Blain could've done better.
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- cattouch
- 08-09-19
cheetahs win
great story ..great fun characters..feisty heroine..sweet sexy considerate hero..lots of sexy shifters..and a very enjoyable story..great ending..narrator. was perfect..wsnt more
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- karisma carpenter
- 08-21-20
Lol
I truly enjoyed listening to this book it was the perfect combo between real and funny!
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- Lori L. Flemming
- 08-11-20
hmmm
I have to admit that though I love this series, this book was a bit darker than the others . all are well written and have amazing characters.
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-16-20
I loved this story..one of this writer's best
love this writer's sense of humor and enjoyed the mystery in this one...quite frankly t I listened to all this writer's books to have a laugh and fun...they deliver
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- Athena Lee Brown
- 03-29-20
Very Funny
A funny mystery love story. I loved it and the voices that Wesley had for each character and how he delivered each of their parts was fantastic. It made me laugh so much. Thank you R.J. Blaine for such a enjoyable story.
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- Michelle
- 02-16-20
Love it
This book had me laughing Love the puns and everything about this book. It had it sad parts that made me cry but was totally worth it
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- jennine.
- 07-25-19
l liked it
good storyline. l got this thru "getfreeaudio" site and went back to get book 2 but they were all gone. very entertaining, nothing boring here. 10 hours and all recommended
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-13-19
enjoyable
Thu is is a little darker than the usual mag rom coms, but it is one of my favourite and I keep coming back to it again and again