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Captain Quark and the Time Cheaters
- Donald Trump's Favorite Sci-Fi Novel - Not!!
- Narrated by: Ben Dawson
- Length: 5 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
William Shatspeare has penned a masterpiece!
Universes are colliding. Characters from a tangle of universes - Star Trek, Marvel, Star Wars, DC Comics, Middle Earth, and more - are colliding in a reality that has gone mad.
There is a great disturbance in the Farce! The evil, orange-skinned usurper, Uranus Blowhard, has hypnotized Amerricans with this mind-numbing MAGA chant. Blowhard is determined to collect the five Time Cheaters that will make him the most powerful roach motel tycoon in the Infiniverse. The only thing standing in Blowhard’s way is Captain Quark and his crack team of superheroes, The Funtastic Five.
Will Quark and the FF thwart Blowhard's scheme to conquer the Infiniverse? You'll find the answer to that and many other brain-tinglers in Quark and the Time Cheaters.
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- Diane Reynolds
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Pretty deep satire
I knew this was a satire based on US politics. I think you need to know far, far more than I do about those politics to appreciate it.
It started off strong and funny enough but after a few chapters I was lost. I knew it should be funnier, but I didn’t have enough basis to understand what was happening, never mind the satire.
I received this audiobook for free in exchange for a review.
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