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Dealing with women is something that we men have been trying to do since the beginning of time. They play games and these games have no rules except winning at any cost. We cannot expect them to play fair, but what we can do is learn how to recognize their bluffs and show that they are always holding the losing hand.
Whether you have been with her for five days or five years the signs will be the same because their playbook is universal.
Women will test you. Women will play games with you. Women will push your buttons and do whatever it takes to take control of the relationship.
With this books, I hope to teach you guys about one of their most time worn tools. The bluff. When all else fails, they will reach for the chips and threaten to leave or to cry or to cut you off.
How often have you fallen for one of those bluffs and given her want she wants. They will bluff you and make you give up something that you love or love to do. The thing that has been hidden behind their theatrics is the fact that you always hold the winning hand. If you do not fold you will always win.
Guys, let's face it - constantly losing these pointless battles stinks.
Just because they have been winning does not mean that it has to continue.
Every bluff has a tell and I am going to show you how to recognize them.
This is no ordinary relationship book. Anyone can write one of those feel good "let's hold hands and everything is going to be all right" candy-ass books. You know what, most of those books have been written by women hiding behind male pen names. You can always tell because they constantly preach that you must change yourself and become a sensitive flower that can relate to her feelings.
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For the first time, Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor speaks directly to his fans and shares his worldview about life as a sinner. And Taylor knows how to sin. As a small-town hero in the early '90s, he threw himself into a fierce-drinking, drug-abusing, hard-loving, live-for-the-moment life. Soon Taylor's music exploded, and he found himself rich, wanted, and on the road. His new and ever-more-extreme lifestyle had an unexpected effect, however; for the first time, he began to actively think about what it meant to sin.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Glad I didn't read this before buying concert tix
- By S. Adams on 07-23-19
By: Corey Taylor
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Am I Crazy?
- An Unapologetic Patriot Takes on the Insanity of Today’s Woke World
- By: Chad Prather
- Narrated by: Chad Prather
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 32
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story5 out of 5 stars 30
Chad Prather—“a modern-day Will Rogers”—is just your friendly neighborhood cowboy philosopher, gazing into the sweet tea leaves at the bottom of his cowboy hat, pondering a most fundamental question: “Am I crazy? Or is the world crazy…?” Chad finds life amusing, baffling, sometimes heartwarming, and downright interesting, and wants to share personal stories and witty observations on the hasty growth of insanity within the folds of society, and inspire critical thinking about the state of our modern culture.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic
- By Roberta L Sanders on 03-10-23
By: Chad Prather
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Before & Laughter
- By: Jimmy Carr
- Narrated by: Jimmy Carr
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 454
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 405
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Story5 out of 5 stars 402
In his mid-20s, Jimmy was bored, boring, unfulfilled and underachieving. He wasn't exactly depressed, but he was very sad. Think of a baby owl whose mum has recently died in a windmill accident. He was that sad. This audiobook tells the story of how Jimmy turned it around and got happy, through the redemptive power of dick jokes.
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5 out of 5 stars
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big surprise
- By sean scott on 12-08-21
By: Jimmy Carr
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How to Be a Boss B*tch
- Stop Apologizing for Who You Are and Get the Life You Want
- By: Christine Quinn, Rachel Holtzman
- Narrated by: Christine Quinn
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,306
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,125
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,129
Christine Quinn, the breakout star of Netflix’s hit Selling Sunset, shows women how to unapologetically own their power in business and relationships to live the life they deserve.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Only 30 minutes in...
- By Candy Mc on 05-17-22
By: Christine Quinn, and others
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I Drink for a Reason
- By: David Cross
- Narrated by: David Cross
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 636
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 353
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Story4 out of 5 stars 354
After a decade spent in isolation in the Ugandan jungles thinking about stuff, David Cross has written his first book. Known for roles on the small screen such as "never-nude" Tobias Funke on Arrested Development and the role of "David" in Mr. Show with Bob and David, as well as a hugely successful stand-up routine full of sharp-tongued rants and rages, Cross has carved out his place in American comedy.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Oh, David
- By Aaron on 09-15-09
By: David Cross
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How to Be a Bad Bitch
- By: Amber Rose
- Narrated by: Amber Rose
- Length: 4 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 678
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 592
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 592
Amber Rose didn't let her early years in the tough neighborhood of South Philly keep her from achieving her star-studded goals. From the sets of music videos to high fashion runways and magazines to life at home with her beautiful son, Amber doesn't hesitate to command her personal stage with confidence, edge, attitude, and her own form of grace. For the first time, this renowned model, actress, socialite, pop culture maven, and self-proclaimed "bad bitch" is sharing her secrets on how to lead a powerful life.
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4 out of 5 stars
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What is it you expect?
- By Cazadorestetica on 03-06-16
By: Amber Rose
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The Rants
- By: Dennis Miller
- Narrated by: Dennis Miller
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
Dennis Miller is back, and he means to shake the nation by its lapels. Miller respects no boundaries. Whether the subject is dope-addled baseball players who can no longer swing their bats, do-nothing politicians who devote their careers to creating meaningful sound bites, or the nation's resigned acceptance of violence as a way of American life, these thematically arranged monologues are funny and angry. More significantly, they shatter the conventions of comedy by simultaneously making us laugh, think, and seethe.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Remember When He Was Really Funny
- By Lifeisshort on 06-05-16
By: Dennis Miller
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F--k Your Excuses: The Misfit’s Guide to Avoiding Upper Limits
- By: Ryan Stewman
- Narrated by: Daniel Galvez II
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story5 out of 5 stars 19
We've all been through some shit. It's those of us who learn to adapt and get over our pasts that are able to create the lives we want moving forward. I've been through more shit than you can imagine. Life's dealt me a hell of a hand of cards to play with, yet I've still been able to overcome the outrageous circumstances and create the life I always knew I'd have one day. In just eight sections I can share these decisions with you and how you can decide for yourself to have a better life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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hard to follow, hard to listen
- By Anonymous User on 01-15-23
By: Ryan Stewman
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The Book of Leon
- Philosophy of a Fool
- By: Leon Black, JB Smoove - contributor, Iris Bahr
- Narrated by: Leon Black
- Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 407
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 365
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Story4 out of 5 stars 362
Everyone's favorite houseguest who never left, Leon Black (played by award-winning comedian JB Smoove from HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm), drops his wisdom and good-bad advice for the masses. Learn the secrets Larry David has gleaned from the Falstaff of television. Be forewarned: in opening this audiobook and Leon's mind, you need to be prepared for straight talk. The kind of unfiltered blunt straight talk that pounds on your door, invites itself in, makes itself at home, and helps itself to your food, your security pass code, and your expensive organic beet juice.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tears of Laughter.
- By mspeg on 03-03-18
By: Leon Black, and others
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Short Stories of William Somerset Maugham, Volume 1
- By: W. Somerset Maugham
- Narrated by: Charlton Griffin
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 233
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Winner of the 2001 Audie Award for Classic Fiction, this is an unparalleled presentation of Maugham's stories, complete with sound effects and music.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Jewels!
- By Jacko45 on 07-05-04
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America 51
- A Probe into the Realities That Are Hiding Inside "The Greatest Country in the World"
- By: Corey Taylor
- Narrated by: Corey Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 660
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 585
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 582
The always-outspoken hard rock vocalist Corey Taylor begins America 51 with a reflection on what his itinerant youth and frequent worldwide travels with his multiplatinum bands Slipknot and Stone Sour have taught him about what it means to be an American in an increasingly unstable world. He examines the way America sees itself, specifically with regard to the propaganda surrounding America's origins (like a heavy-metal Howard Zinn) while also celebrating the quirks and behavior that make a true-blue American.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I wouldn’t waste a credit
- By Amazon Customer on 11-30-18
By: Corey Taylor
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Solving Single
- How to Get the Ring, Not the Run Around
- By: G. L. Lambert
- Narrated by: Mirron Willis
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 407
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 346
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 344
You are the type of woman a man marries...yet you settle for being just another girl men string along. Regardless of what commitment level you find yourself in, if you have yet to receive the ultimate commitment from the man you want, you are still single. Stop waiting for a man to ask you out. Stop waiting for a man to make your relationship exclusive. Stop waiting for a man to reward your loyalty with an engagement ring. Stop waiting, period! Learn to free yourself from relationship purgatory and get the lasting commitment you deserve.
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5 out of 5 stars
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THE BEST ADVICE FOR THE CLASSIC GOOD GIRL MINDSET
- By Amazon Customer on 01-20-18
By: G. L. Lambert
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Professional Troublemaker
- The Fear-Fighter Manual
- By: Luvvie Ajayi Jones
- Narrated by: Luvvie Ajayi Jones
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,331
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,165
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,159
Luvvie Ajayi Jones is known for her trademark wit, warmth, and perpetual truth-telling. But even she's been challenged by the enemy of progress known as fear. She was once afraid to call herself a writer, and nearly skipped out on doing a TED talk that changed her life because of imposter syndrome. As she shares in Professional Troublemaker, she's not alone.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I’m missing something
- By Cheval Violet on 04-22-21
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Beneath the Veil
- The Into the Rabbit Hole Series, Book 1
- By: Micah T. Dank
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin, Tim Getman
- Length: 4 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 34
Graham, a functioning alcoholic and Harvard medical student, stumbles across a puzzling communication from his deceased Navy SEAL brother. Graham must work to unravel a litany of secrets sobering in their implications not only for himself, but for the past 12,000 years of human history and the secrets of the universe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolutely An Attention Grabber!
- By Crystal Richardson on 12-04-22
By: Micah T. Dank
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Roseannearchy
- Dispatches from the Nut Farm
- By: Roseanne Barr
- Narrated by: Roseanne Barr
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 156
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 105
Roseanne Barr is a force of nature. Whether taking the sitcom world by storm, challenging accepted social norms, or battling the wild pigs inhabiting her nut farm in Hawaii, she is not to be trifled with. In this audiobook, Roseanne unleashes her razor-sharp observations on hypocrisy, hubris, and self-perpetuating institutions of questionable value - as well as menopause, pharmaceuticals, and her grandkids. And she's as controversial, original, and funny as ever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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If "My Lives" left you wanting more......
- By Amethyst on 01-12-11
By: Roseanne Barr
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Girl Logic
- The Genius and the Absurdity
- By: Iliza Shlesinger
- Narrated by: Mayim Bialik, Iliza Shlesinger
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,561
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,932
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,901
From breakout stand-up comedian Iliza Shlesinger comes a subversively funny collection of essays and observations on a confident woman's approach to friendship, singlehood, and relationships. "Girl Logic" is Iliza's term for the way women obsess over details and situations that men don't necessarily even notice. She describes it as a characteristically female way of thinking that appears to be contradictory and circuitous but is actually a complicated and highly evolved way of looking at the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A delight
- By Haha917 on 03-28-18
By: Iliza Shlesinger
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,544
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 739
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Story4 out of 5 stars 730
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- By Aaron on 10-19-04
By: George Carlin