Buy Me, Sir

By: Jade West

Narrated by: Posey Clifford, Smutty McDiarmid

Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins

Publisher's summary

They call him the puppet master.

They say he's dirty, dark and dangerous.

And they're right.

He's everything they say he is, and more.

So much more.

Alexander Henley has no idea I exist. No idea whatsoever how much I want him.

But that's all about to change.

Because if there's one thing I know about the puppet master, it's that he pays well to pull women's strings.

And I'm going to be his next purchase.

©2017 Jade West (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

Another 50 shades of grey knockoff

The book is cringey and centers around an asshole rich lawyer Dom with a secret good guy gooey center and a creepy, delusional, stalker, fangirl female protagonist.

The female protagonist has been obsessed with rich lawyer Dom dude since she was a teenager and he spoke at her her school. He let her bum a cig off him. She becomes a cleaner at the practice with the intentions of hopefully one day meeting him, but if she can't accomplish that, she has a competition with a coworker about who can get the honor of cleaning his office so they can smell his seat and maybe jack off in his office. Yeah you read that right, she wants to smell his seat. I'm sorry, what?

She impresses him with her cleaning abilities and becomes the cleaning lady at his private residence. he has no idea who she is because the practice works with a premise that the help is to clean and not be seen or heard.

While she cleans his personal residence, she becomes aware that he enjoys partaking in elite escort auctions. Crazy pants female protagonist is SO desperate for his attention that she becomes an escort. He bids on her, they do the deed. the whole thing is cringey as hell. More follows, but I couldn't bear to continue listening to this any longer. I presume romance follows.

The shame is there is some good writing in here. the author has potential and sometimes the characters are well hashed out. Other times I found myself internally saying no one talks like that, and no man thinks like that, these are completely ridiculous flights of fancy that aren't particularly enjoyable.

Great if you want to hate listen to something. If you just want the smut, I wasn't impressed by the first sex scene and it took a VERY long time to get there. I love a trashy romance novel and smut, but honestly, skip it. It's one of many 50 Shades of Grey knock offs. I'm sick of the cliche asshole Dom eith the heart of gold. It's rinse and repeat and completely old hat at this point. Pass on it.

Dark, but AMAZING story

I'll be honest and say that I had to switch to the ebook when things started going really twisted to make sure I could stomach listening to this book. It's an incredibly dark and amazing story that hooked me in almost immediately and kept me gripped and in the edge of my seat.

I'm so glad there's an HEA, so don't fret and enjoy this journey with ten incredible narrators.

kinky wild

just wow! love the narration and love the characters. Alexander's kinky desires for bisexual exploits and asphyxiation would be enough, but ad in an awesome storyline with the girl crush to maid to pet sitter to virgin for auction to weekly girl and you've got a book you cant put down. wish this one had a sequel.

So Deliciously Frk'n Raw & Dark!!!

Gritty. Dirty. Dark. Taboo even...

There's not enough praise that this read can get from me.
I loved every single aspect of it.

The Obsession. The Connection. The Thrill. The Angst.

Everything about this read was enthralling and captivating.

A definite must read for the depraved.

His Possessiveness is Addictive to the point of being Consumed.

Narration was exceptional

😕

Hmm, I wanted to like this more. The story was alright, the narrators were okay. It may just be me, but this kinda fell short in the intensity and romance for me. 😔

Female narrator

Posey’s voice is beyond squeaky and aggravating, she sounds like a talking mosquito who is trying for seduction. Smutty’s voice was great!

wowser

I'm stunned, I have to say I loved this book, the performance was awesome and I think this author may be my favorite now. It was truly dirty and exciting and worth a listen. I'll listen again and again for sure

slow beginning

starts out slow n i ff most of it. it gets better in the middle.

Get it! Waybetter than I hoped for!

Storyline is hot, surprising and realistic for the genre! I did have to get used to the narrators, especially with the accent, but they fit the story well and their different gender’s voice were not bad at all. Plenty of hot, hard scenes without being off putting. Deserves a credit!

Just When I thought No Author Could Shock Me!

I read and listen to MANY books... This book starts out with Lissa and Alexander in what I thought was going to be a formulaic story - girl slapped down by life trying to survive with her dreams to carry her onward. Rich bastard Alex jaded by life closed in and spoiled. Well Jade you blew me away and not once, but several times... I thought the Premise of Alexander was exaggerated for the sake of exaggeration at the beginning - but wrong, Jade doesn't just have the Lissa or Alex speak their life motto and then bam fall in love - the character lives - she backs them up. I had a couple of times I wanted to slap Lissa upside the head - and Alex once or twice as well - but I personally know that hindsight is 20/20 and being inside of a situation is certainly not a clear view. I love Jade's smart characterizations, her practical and realistic progression through a story - she gets you invested with characters you can believe with enough detail and insight to give you an affection for them and yet not roll your eyes - the dialogue is real. I gotta love the characters - eventually at least and - I was rooting for these two through the whole story... I have to have a HEA - I just have to - but knowing, knowing it had a HEA I still felt stunned, cried and questioned HOW this thing could come out well???!!!!! Jade you rock! I LOVED Call Me Daddy and initially I thought ewwww! But as usual, you made it make sense to me for the characters bigtime through the story - I am open minded - I think 18 is old enough for alot of people to KNOW what they want - depends on the person - Jade brings you into the reality of that character - has you walk a mile - or 100, in their moccasins - that talent is rare - Thanks Jade - LOVE all your characters, and Lissa and Alex are amazing - I am greedy, I want MORE Epilogue but I thank you for what you gave us - you give everyone hope that there is someone out there to Love you - no matter who you are!