But...You're a Horse

He’s tall. He’s brooding. He’s...part horse.

Clarabelle Winslow was trying to decompress after a career-threatening publishing mishap. But one wrong turn, a foggy coastal road, and an unexpected equine collision later, she's face-to-snout with the most confusing man she has ever met.

Stallionaire McAllister is cursed, emotionally complex, and incredible at making herbal tea. Clara didn’t come to Misty Mare Bay looking for love, but fate had other plans. As Clara gets swept up in a hay-scented whirlwind of romance, spoken word poetry, and lingering magical baggage, she’s forced to ask herself: Can true love break a curse—or just saddle you with new emotional damage?

Packed with swoons, emotional whiplash, and a romance so intense it’s like being hit by a freight train full of scented candles, But…You’re a Horse is a romance for anyone who's ever fallen for the wrong species at the right time.

©2025 David Bussell (P)2025 David Bussell

I Like It!

This one is difficult to write a review for, first it is an interesting concept. Second, it is word wise a bit punny. Third, is was just fun!!

Sexy Mr. Ed! Worth Every Penny!

The narrator reads the story with such a tongue in cheek humor, the story is even funnier and enjoyable. The author's alias Jon Bon Pony is hilarious as I'm a Jerzy girl. IYKYK, LoL!

I was going to write about the story but decided that it's so short that it's more fun if you listen to it yourself. I love the MMC, Stallionaire's wit and intelligence. I truly enjoyed listening and I hope you do too.

I gave 4 stars for the Story bcus I wish it was longer! JBP, you need to write more of these!

Entertaining

But…You’re a Horse by Jon Bon Pony is an amazing romantic comedy. Dan Calley did an excellent job with the narration. This is an entertaining, enjoyable, humorous, interesting, romantic, and fun story. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review. Highly recommend