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How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big Audiobook

How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life

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Publisher's Summary

Scott Adams has likely failed at more things than anyone you’ve ever met or anyone you’ve even heard of. So how did he go from hapless office worker and serial failure to the creator of Dilbert, one of the world’s most famous syndicated comic strips, in just a few years? In How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big, Adams shares the strategy he has used since he was a teen to invite failure in, to embrace it, then pick its pocket.

No career guide can offer advice for success that works for everyone. As Adams explains, your best bet is to study the ways of others who made it big and try to glean some tricks and strategies that make sense for you. Adams pulls back the covers on his own unusual life and shares what he learned for turning one failure after another into something good and lasting. Adams reveals that he failed at just about everything he’s tried, including his corporate career, his inventions, his investments, and his two restaurants. But there’s a lot to learn from his personal story, and a lot of humor along the way. While it’s hard for anyone to recover from a personal or professional failure, Adams discovered some unlikely truths that helped to propel him forward. For instance:

  • Goals are for losers. Systems are for winners
  • "Passion" is bull. What you need is personal energy
  • A combination of mediocre skills can make you surprisingly valuable
  • You can manage your odds in a way that makes you look lucky to others.

You won’t find a road map to success in this audiobook. But Adams hopes you can laugh at his failures while discovering some unique and helpful ideas on your own path to personal victory. As he writes: "This is a story of one person’s unlikely success within the context of scores of embarrassing failures. Was my eventual success primarily a result of talent, luck, hard work, or an accidental just-right balance of each? All I know for sure is that I pursued a conscious strategy of managing my opportunities in a way that would make it easier for luck to find me."

©2013 Scott Adams (P)2013 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    VyTri Surrey, BC, Canada 12-22-13
    VyTri Surrey, BC, Canada 12-22-13 Member Since 2014

    I love books on personal development and entrepreneurship. For entertainment, I prefer the military sci-fi genre.

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    "Sucess advice from a cartoonist!"

    Okay, first, great book. Scott tells us his life story with career advice and life advice sprinkled in. So it's both a help book and an autobiography. Very cool. If you are shy, you need to read this book. It has some great advice: Success builds confidence and confidence suppresses shyness. Scott talks a lot about being able to re-program your brain, which is another way of putting mind over matter. You too can like country music if you put your mind to it. :) I will say that I didn't like the last few chapters on nutrition. I don't have a problem with my weight and I'm not a vegetarian, so while I can see it's value, it felt like a drag on an otherwise fantastic book. It will not dissuade me from buying the hard cover though!

    21 of 23 people found this review helpful
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    Duane Barker 02-10-14 Member Since 2016

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    "AMAZING BOOK"
    Where does How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of the best books I have ever read. True, its no Huckleberry Finn. But the humorous practical advice is priceless, with a droll description of how we do things correctly, and how we do them wrongly.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    There are no characters, Dilbert IS the character.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    How he doesnt believe in affimations although they always work when he uses them.


    What did you learn from How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big that you would use in your daily life?

    How to be successful,a nd how to avoid failures,a nd how to persevere, in real life.


    Any additional comments?

    This guy is smarter than he looks. WEll, I've never seen him, but he says his mirror does not give a favorable report. He is funny and savvy.

    11 of 12 people found this review helpful
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    Brock DONOSTIA-SAN SEBASTIAN, Spain 07-10-14
    Brock DONOSTIA-SAN SEBASTIAN, Spain 07-10-14 Member Since 2015

    So much to learn, and so little time to sit down and read. Thanks Audible.

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    "A very fun self-help book"

    Scott Adams' story is a great one, and the majority of his advice is very solid. I loved his advice on diet and exercise, and laughed out loud many times throughout the book. This book is far more interesting and enjoyable than most self-help books. The only reason I gave it four stars was that some of his ideas were a little too far out there in my opinion, especially about the power of affirmations to actually change the future, even where it wasn't related to his actions. Although, in his defense he admits it seems strange, he just tells how this concept played out in his life.

    I think most people, like me, don't read self-help books with the intent of completely emulating everything the author says, but rather to find a few nuggets that can be implemented in our own lives. If you are looking for an entertaining book that can also give you ideas to improve your own life, I highly recommend listening to this book.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Patrick 08-18-14
    Patrick 08-18-14

    Et tu, Brute?

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    "A Mix of Memoir and Advice"

    There are some core aspects in our lives that Adams lays out that need attention in order for us to find our success. Adams believes that you need to tend to the groundwork for success by tending to your mind and body so as to allow yourself and your own set of talents and strengths to surface and flourish. Success is not easy but it's achievable...for anyone.

    Adams provides a set of skills and areas of knowledge towards which he thinks we should all vow a lifetime commitment to honing, learning, and mastering. These make up a manageable and sensible list that will help in dealing with life and other people.

    Overall the book is a bit of pleasant New Year's Resolution-type reading; nothing new but not the worst of it's genre either. I think there are some better books like this out there, so keep looking before you settle on this one.

    The narration was decent, but nothing to brag about.

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Gerardo Austin, TX, United States 05-10-14
    Gerardo Austin, TX, United States 05-10-14 Member Since 2017

    Businessman, Technologist, Marketer. Loves to learn and enjoys books. Mostly nonfiction plus historic novels.

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    "Wonderful Life Advice in a Fun Book"

    Would you take life advice from a comedian?

    Well, you should. I really enjoyed this audio book. It is one of those you don't want to end. It is enjoyable and funny. More importantly, it tells a rich story with tons of practical advice for your life, no matter your profession or life stage.

    Like me, you probably won't agree with everything. But even on those few points I did not agree with, I enjoyed listening to the story and it made me think. Not bad for a comedian. I have a lot more respect for Scott Adams and might buy more of his books.

    This could be a great gift book too. Recommended

    8 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    ANDRÉ ORLANDO, FL, United States 05-09-14
    ANDRÉ ORLANDO, FL, United States 05-09-14 Member Since 2011

    I love AUDIBLE! I never get mad at traffic jams and can listen to many different books, despite of my short time.

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    "Entertained me"

    Good book, worth listening to. I really liked Scott Adams, he seems to be a nice guy. And his stories amused me. He gives tips to how to succeed, that I think don't fit to everyone, but worked for him.
    Overall the book is a fast listening and lifts moods.
    Go for it!

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Nurlip 05-07-14
    Nurlip 05-07-14
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    "Not a failure"

    I found this book both insightful and engaging. As other reviewers have stated, it is as much of an autobiography as it is a self help book so make of that what you want. I found the 'reasons' behind Adams' logic to be helpful in providing supporting evidence of their possible success. The book has a couple 'filler' chapters that easily could have and should have been left out (the chapter about his wife's 'planning' routines and dinner with their friends) as well as a couple at the end that were about nothing at all. However the first 2/3 of the book is excellent and very interesting as it gives a background on Dilbert and Scott Adams' other careers/business ventures.

    I am considering buying the kindle book just to have the text to look back on as there are some very good points made throughout that i would like to be able to refer back to often. I will almost definitely listen to (*most of) this book again. I would summarize this book as "Not a recipe for success but it can't hurt to try."

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Kyle 08-05-16
    Kyle 08-05-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Hypnotically Motivating"

    I listened to this book mostly on my way to and from work. It increased my motivation and got me excited about things I've always tried to force myself to get excited about. If your looking to steer your life towards a path to success this book will help guide you. It will give you a system to make your own simple systems to acquire happiness.

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    Ken Premo Los Angeles 07-18-14
    Ken Premo Los Angeles 07-18-14 Member Since 2004
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    "What happened to funny"

    I wanted to like this book. I enjoy the Dilbert cartoons and this seemed to be a chance to become familiar with the man behind the comic strip. And perhaps that's the problem. Written like a self-help book based on the author's travails, it comes across as egotistical, dry and preachy. The narrator's monotone voice with its sarcastic inflections would have been perfect for reading the comic strip but it is too much for a full book.

    Couldn't finish the book and gave-up halfway through it.

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    David J. Hudson Chicago 04-17-14
    David J. Hudson Chicago 04-17-14

    lyricsandbook

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    "Entertaining - but not too Coherent"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Scott Adams specializes in quick humor, basically 10-20 second bursts of funny in his wonderful Dilbert comic strip. This book is kind of like that, really more a collection of anecdotes. The opening chapter promises sort of a theme, but there isn't much of a thread tying everything together. The anecdotes are fun, but the title almost tells you as much as anything in the story. Basically, the message is: Don't be afraid to fail. That doesn't necessarily make up a whole book, but this is fun for what it is worth.


    Which character – as performed by Patrick Lawlor – was your favorite?

    Patrick Lawlor's rendition of this book was spot-on. No issues with the performance.


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