Brave New Harem

A reverse-harem space romp parody with warrior meerkats, chaotic rituals, and truly questionable diplomacy

By: Penelope Dax

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Three sexy meerkats. One confused diplomat. Absolutely no intergalactic chill

Commander Lyra Starling came to broker peace. Instead, she got hit with glitter, rituals, and three dangerously seductive humanoid meerkats who all want to mate her for political reasons.

Welcome to Meerkathi Prime — a planet ruled by shirtless ceremony, sacred fruit chases, and rituals so absurd they make Vegas look understated. Lyra expected diplomacy. Instead, she got Korran, the broody alpha with honour issues. Jaxx, the flirt who weaponises charm and citrus. And Solis, the poetic one who probably journals in blood and rosewater.

Now the Meerkathi High Council expects her to choose a mate — or risk galactic war. But Lyra’s not here for that. She’s got sass, strategic breakdowns, and a very fragile grip on protocol.

Brave New Harem is Book 1 of Sexy Space Meerkats of Love — a reverse-harem parody romantic comedy so camp it makes Eurovision look like a tax seminar. Expect purring, politics, and space sex you’ll need a heat map to follow.