Boring Bedtime Stories to Put YOU to Sleep Fast

18 Stories to Help You Quieten Your Mind and Fall Asleep (The Boring Stories Collection, Book 1)

By: Hannah Larkwood

Narrated by: Sajad Hussain

If you are tired of being tired and your brain insists on running a late night talk show the moment your head hits the pillow, Boring Bedtime Stories To Put YOU To Sleep Fast: 18 Stories to Help You Quieten Your Mind and Fall Asleep is here to save your sleep and your sanity. This hilarious yet calming collection of extremely uneventful stories is written with one mission in mind. To relax your mind so completely that you drift off before you even remember what the story was about.

Inside this book you will find 18 perfectly dull, slow moving, and delightfully pointless bedtime stories for adults. Each tale is crafted to quiet your thoughts, reduce bedtime anxiety, and encourage natural, restful sleep. These stories are gentle, cozy, and intentionally boring. In other words, they are exactly what your overactive brain needs at night.

This sleep friendly book includes:
• Ridiculously uneventful stories that help you fall asleep fast
• Calm, predictable plots that prevent overthinking
• Relaxing imagery designed to slow your thoughts
• A soothing alternative to scrolling endlessly through your phone at 2 a.m.

If you have been searching for bedtime stories for adults, sleep books for insomnia, funny relaxation stories, or calming nighttime listening that actually works, this book is your new nighttime best friend. Whether you overthink everything, talk to yourself in the shower, or wake up at 3 a.m. wondering if your blanket is on correctly, these stories will quiet your mind and guide you toward peaceful rest.

So get comfortable, take a slow breath, and prepare for stories so wonderfully boring that you may not even finish a single one. This is the only book where falling asleep in the middle is a compliment.

Sleep better. Laugh a little. Drift off happily.

©2025 Hannah Larkwood (P)2025 Hannah Larkwood

Improved Work Performance

Chronic sleep loss affected my job performance. These stories helped restore consistent sleep. I now think clearly and handle pressure better.

Recovery and Rest

Sleep was a major trigger during my recovery journey. This audiobook became a healthy ritual. The calm stories help me rest without cravings. Better sleep strengthened my emotional resilience and commitment to sobriety.

Gave Me My Life Back

This audiobook quietly transformed my nights. I sleep faster, deeper, and with less fear. That change has rippled into every part of my life.

Restoring Sleep After Night Shifts

Working night shifts destroyed my sleep cycle and my mood. My body stayed wired even when exhausted. These boring bedtime stories helped my nervous system slow down. The narration is predictable and calm. I now sleep in longer blocks and feel more focused and confident at work.

Social Anxiety Relief

I replay conversations endlessly at night. This audiobook breaks that loop. The stories are neutral and grounding. I now sleep better and feel less self conscious during the day. My confidence has grown noticeably.