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5 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Gem in the RPG/Fantasy Genre
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5 out of 5 stars
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Morag Murray works for the secret government organization responsible for making sure the apocalypse goes as smoothly and as quietly as possible. In her first week on the job, Morag has to hunt down a man-eating starfish, solve a supernatural murder, and, if she's got time, prevent her own inevitable death.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The end is nigh! Ish.
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Good Omens
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 23,792
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The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
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4 out of 5 stars
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You'll laugh yourself silly
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Publisher's Summary
Be careful what you wish for... "I'm actually a smart girl who would make any man an excellent wife. But no man sees that. No man is interested in my mind or personality, just my whatevers. So here is my wish: I'm board stiff. I want Adventure, Excitement, and Romance."
So begins Piers Anthony's 38th Xanth novel, in which Irrelevant Candy looks at her reflection in the water of the shallow well and sees luxuriant midnight-black hair reaching down to her breathtakingly slender waist, matching the dark eyes in her lovely face. A torso that comes close to absolute perfection. She is man's desire. That is part of the problem. In the shallow magic of the well, she asks that her wish be granted. Something happens. A sudden whirlwind surrounds her, lifting her up and ripping off her clothing. She is changing somehow. Then she falls flat on the ground. Literally. She has been transformed into a flat, stiff board with two knotholes for eyes.
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- Bree Salyer
- Ocala, FL
- 12-08-16
Takes me back to the good ole' days...
I stumbled upon Piers Anthony in my early teens when a PC game for Xanth was released with a full copy of a Xanth tale (back in the early 90's when anything digital was a thing of the future). I was immediately hooked and from that day on swooped up every Land of Xanth book I could get my hands on. So seeing these on audible brought up many a good memory.
Some of the puns get lost between the written word and audio versions simply because it's all in the spelling of things... (ie: "Isle of View" vs. "I Love You") but I would still gladly use a plethora of credits (there are around 40 novels altogether) if audible would produce more than just the 3 works they currently offer. Especially if done in the hands of expert narrators. Matthew Josdal was a decent narrator, reminding me a lot of Nick Podehl who is one of my favorites, however it may fare better to have someone with a broader range of voice acting for the wide array of characters.
In any event, I was rather pleased with this title overall and will continue with the other two books offered at the moment. If you've never read a Xanth novel before you may want to read a physical copy of one of the beginning novels to familiarize yourself with the fantastic world Anthony has created. Believe me, you won't be sorry.
9 of 9 people found this review helpful
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- Andrew
- 04-02-18
Great book
I haven't read a story in the Xanth Series in a long time but this one has made me want to catch up on all I've missed.
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- Lisa Castle
- Atlanta
- 03-24-17
Fool's day book club
Perfect for a Fool's day book club. Lots of twists and turns and full of puns, just as you would expect from Piers Anthony.
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- Susan MacLean
- 03-20-18
Terrible
The narrator is awful. And while the early Xanth novels are Great, this one is unbearable. Anthony goes Way overboard with the puns the farther into the series you go, and this is the worst yet. On top of that, this novel harps on an extremely crude and insulting view of sexuality and the relationship between men and women.
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- george summer
- 06-15-16
not for kids
this was a good book.. I felt it ended a little quickly with a strange sort of shortness to it but it was easy listening. the subject is something I would or let kids listen to.. it is by no means adult just a little much for a child.
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- Dale
- Osceola, Indiana
- 11-18-16
great read
it was nice to get back into the Xanth stories. Up to usual quality.
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- rasmus
- 10-11-17
As if a child wrote it
It's incredibly flat and often takes meaningless detours just for the sake of a pun. I also didn't like the humor so maybe it just ain't for me.
The narrator more than often puts the wrong emphasis on words which messes up the rhythm of the text.
I got a few chapters in before I decided to let this one go.
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