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Publisher's Summary

You know him from the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty - now you can enjoy Uncle Si's tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky one-liners in one raucous collection!

"These hands are so fast, I can get your wallet before you know it. In a minute, you'll be standing there buck naked and won't know what hit you!"

"Look here - if it wasn't for my tripped knee, I'd be playing in the NBA today."

"Hey, Jack!"

Any of these sound familiar? If they do - or even if they don't - you're in for a good laugh. The brother of patriarch Phil Robertson, Uncle Si has a limitless supply of stories about his childhood, duck hunting adventures, his days in Vietnam, and everything in between. Now the best of those tales are gathered into this roaring collection.

Si shares stories of the more than 25 marriage proposals he's received in the mail (some with photos!), how he came to use a green Tupperware cup for his ever-present sweet tea, and how his cigarette smoke made a deer cough (he's since quit smoking). And in many of these never-before-heard tales, Si openly talks about his wife and two children - who are never seen and rarely mentioned on the show.

Si's one-liners are sure to please die-hard fans and curious newbies alike. In no time, this smattering of zany stories will have you falling over with laughter and retelling them to all your friends.

©2013 Si Robertson (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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great book for Si fans.

great stories with in the book, but the reading needed some work. loved the book overall though!

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Missing Something

If you watch the show Duck Dynasty you know how ridiculous Uncle Si can be, but some of that fun is in his delivery of his joke or quip. That’s what’s lacking in this book. Some of his stories are interested and funny, but without him and his signature tea glass it seems to be missing something.

The narration was good but not much in the way of different voices since it's pretty much told through Si's eyes.

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Best Book ever

Would you consider the audio edition of Si-cology 1 to be better than the print version?

yes as we love to listen to books.

Who was your favorite character and why?

SI

Have you listened to any of Si Robertson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No

Any additional comments?

Love to listen to more of his books and one like this one.

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  • Jason
  • MC CALLA, AL, United States
  • 12-19-13

Less than expected...

What could Si Robertson and Mark Schlabach have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Leave out the stories that even a child would find hard to believe like people carrying a truck engine through a lake - under the water...

How did the narrator detract from the book?

Should have been Si.

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a good read

Would you listen to Si-cology 1 again? Why?

Yes I will. I started this book at 10pm and 4 hours later I finished it. Good solid reading. Family values come thruout. I could relate to so much since I was raised on a farm outside Sweet Home Tx in the 40s and 50s. We had and still have strong family values. Thanks for a great book.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Si. Just because he's a good guy and his wife should be declared a sain r.

Have you listened to any of Si Robertson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Botha good read

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  • Charlotte
  • MARSHALL, MO, United States
  • 11-20-13

This is the best of all Robertson books.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

It's no wonder that Sy's family adore him. He's a great story teller. He reminds me of my grandfather. What a wonderful family you have.

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  • Michael
  • NEWTON, KS, United States
  • 10-26-13

NOT narrated by Si Robertson

Would you try another book from Si Robertson and Mark Schlabach and/or Si Robertson?

Not sure if it Jase or Jep reading it, but he is NOT a very good reader. Makes it hard to listen. Only for the stories do I keep listening.

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Its on like Bing Bong Jack!

Would you listen to Si-cology 1 again? Why?

Yes its really interesting If your a Si Robertson fan this is a must listen to book.I enjoyed it very much. really enjoyed the last part letters from his wife and kids. He seems like a really decent fellow despite his joking nature

What was one of the most memorable moments of Si-cology 1?

The Nam stories especially the one about Charlie stealing the Engine

Which character – as performed by Si Robertson – was your favorite?

I liked when Si talked about his thoughts being his own as long as his wife approved or revised em.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Its on Like Bing Bong Jack!

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Learned more about what makes Si tick

If you could sum up Si-cology 1 in three words, what would they be?

Love Si

Who was your favorite character and why?

Si of course

What do you think the narrator could have done better?

Yes, Jase was a bit difficult to listen to so I listened in shorter spurts than I did Happy Happy Happy. I like Jase but as a good narrator, not so much.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No way could I have done that, best to listen in small does

Any additional comments?

Great to learn what made Si the man he is. He was much more grounded throughout his life than Phil. The Viet Nam stories were OK but what did it for me the most was the ending where Si told us about his faith. The letters from his darling dear wife was so touching. Also the letters from his kids. I commend Si for keeping his kids and wife off of Duck Dynasty, allows them to maintain their privacy. Si is someone I would love to know in person, what a wonderful man and his silliness and HEY just adds so much to his personality, that all came out in the book. Carry on Si.

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Hey, Jack! It's great!

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes.

Any additional comments?

The Robertson Clan does a fantastic job of story-telling. May God bless them for sharing with us.