Official Book Club Selection

A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin

By: Kathy Griffin

Narrated by: Kathy Griffin

Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins

Publisher's summary

Official Book Club Selection is Kathy Griffin unplugged, uncensored, and unafraid to dish about what really happens on the road, away from the cameras, and at the star party after the show. (It’s also her big chance to score that coveted book club endorsement she’s always wanted. Are you there, Oprah? It’s me, Kathy.)

Kathy Griffin has won Emmys for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, been nominated for a Grammy, worked and walked every red carpet known to man, and rung in the New Year with Anderson Cooper. But the legions of fans who pack Kathy’s sold-out comedy shows have heard only part of her remarkable story. Writing with her trademark wit, the feisty comic settles a few old scores, celebrates the friends and mentors who helped her claw her way to the top, and shares insider gossip about celebrity behavior—the good, the bad, and the very ugly. She recounts the crazy ups and downs of her own career and introduces us to some of the supertalented people she encountered before they got famous (or, in some cases, after fame went to their heads). Word to the wise: If you’ve ever crossed Kathy Griffin at some point in your life, check the index for your name.Along the way, Kathy reveals intimate details about her life before and after she made the big time. She opens up about everything from growing up with a dysfunctional family in suburban Illinois to bombing as a young comedian in L.A., from her well-publicized plastic surgery disasters to her highly publicized divorce, and more.

Only in this book will you learn how the dinner table is the best training ground for a career in stand-up, how speaking your mind can bite you on the ass and buy you a house, and which people in Kathy’s life have taught her the most valuable lessons—both inside and outside the entertainment industry. And as if all that wasn’t enough, there are also dozens of exclusive and somewhat embarrassing photos from Kathy’s own collection—featuring the diva of the D List herself, with her old nose as well as her new one, plus celebrity friends, foes, frenemies, and hangers-on for you to gawk at.

Refreshingly candid, unflinchingly honest, and full of hilarious “Did she really say that?” moments, Official Book Club Selection will make you laugh until you cry, or just puke up a little bit.

©2009 Kathy Griffin (P)2009 Random House

Critic reviews

“With a foreword begging Oprah to be on her show and a chapter called ‘Brooke Shields, Don't Read This,’ Kathy Griffin's autobiography, Official Book Club Selection, is everything you’d expect. What makes it a terrific read, though, is all the stuff you wouldn't expect: binge eating (her own, not Paula Abdul’s); her conviction that her late brother was a child molester; and her unflinching accounts of her plastic surgery and her divorce. Whether or not you’re a fan, you'll respect her tenacity, work ethic, and loyalty to her parents. And if you are a fan of Griffin’s celeb-tastic stand-up, skip to chapter 8, which should be called ‘Helen Hunt, Thomas Haden Church, and Ellen DeGeneres, Don't Read This.’ Everyone else, dive in. A–”—Entertainment Weekly

“Funny, honest, and refreshingly unsentimental. Griffin embraces Michael Corleone's mantra with a vengeance: All business is personal.”—New York Post

“You feel as if Griffin is in the room with you, excitedly gesturing as she recounts a story [and] that's the beauty of Official Book Club Selection—Griffin has been made a fool countless times in her career and her willingness to share those lumps, which, face it, you’ll never read in some Oscar-winning A-lister's autobiography, endears her tremendously.”—Richmond Times Dispatch

Love Kathy!

She is hilarious as usual! I very much enjoyed listening to this book! I love how she never fails to remind us to stop taking ourselves so seriously!

Comedy aint easy

This audio book shows that as natural as Kathy Griffin's comedy seems, it took a lot of hard work for it to come across, live and on screen. This is a person who learned from and utilized both positive and negative experiences in her life, making her down to earth, human and most of all truly funny. Kudos to her. I wish her continued success.

I love this book!

I really enjoyed listening to this book! Kathy is my favorite comedian, and I loved hearing about hear journey so far. I had to stop and find the kenwood commercial which I do remember. I then found a Kmart commercial (I miss Kmart). It was a great listen while working from home.

Smart, clever witty.

Well worth the listen. KG writes remarkably well. She definitely adds to the performance with lots of chuckles and belly laughs.

The awesome KG being awesome

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Brilliantly funny from start to finish. She makes no apologies, but the section where she talks about her brother is mind blowing.

What did you like best about this story?

She might be harsh but is harshest when talking about herself. I love her honesty and how she is not afraid to call a spade a spade, in today's overly PC fake world.

What does Kathy Griffin bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her vocalizations and infectious laugh.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When talking about her family and ex husband

Any additional comments?

Abridged books make me weep bitter tears of resentment

Was not disappointed!

I really loved this audio book. (And I'm generally pretty stingy with giving out five star ratings.) I tend to be reluctant to select abridged audio books, but in this case it was definitely worth it. I can't imagine that the experience of reading the book could come close to hearing Kathy Griffin present it. The best part is that she never sounds like she's reading; the cadence and expression are more like a performance of one of her live shows. Highly recommended!

Funnnnny

Really did not know a lot about kathy Griffin when I first downloaded this book. But felt like I needed a good laugh and she totally delivered. Looking forward to going out and renting Her D-List dvd's.

Engaging, Honest, Funny

Kathy Griffin is a storyteller first, and perhaps a writer second. It makes sense then that this book is best enjoyed when told by the author herself. The phrasing of the book--which otherwise reads like a precocious 6th grader's diary entries--then comes to life with her trademark cadence and emphasis. This audiobook captures the frank, shameless and sincere observations she has about her family, her industry, her relationships.

Funny funny funny

Kathy Griffin always make me laugh out loud, and this book reading is no exception. If you are a fan of her stand-up or tv show, you will adore this book. Be warned though - it's not ALL funny. It also delves into some of the more challenging parts of her life, but somehow always keeps me giggling and smilling.

i overall liked it

kathy grifit is one of my favorite perfoemers. liked this book a whole lot 10/10