• Let's Pretend This Never Happened

  • A Mostly True Memoir
  • By: Jenny Lawson
  • Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
  • Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (8,262 ratings)

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Let's Pretend This Never Happened

By: Jenny Lawson
Narrated by: Jenny Lawson
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Publisher's summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes listeners on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane".

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin

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Alas, poor Jenny…
"Just like the taxidermized, Yorick-like mouse on the cover, Let's Pretend This Never Happened is awkward, weird, and hilarious—as is the writer, Jenny Lawson, of The Bloggess fame. Her narration, too, makes this listen truly sing—quite literally when she belts out the chapter titles like a manic, singsong opera star. The whole package is so genuine and vulnerable that I frequently laughed to the point of tears as she regaled her experiences dealing with anxiety, depression, and social missteps. This is a title that could only be written by Lawson herself."
Sean T., Audible Editor

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Great for your ears!

Better than a bowl full of monkeys! Do not listen while drinking hot beverages as the hot liquid is likely to go flying out of your nose.

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Hilarious

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I loved this audiobook. Seriously, Jenny Lawson's performance made me laugh out loud so many times.

What did you like best about this story?

The fact that the unbelievable stories just get more believable as you get to know Jenny and her family.

What about Jenny Lawson’s performance did you like?

The panicked emotion in her voice, seriously made the book.

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Read it don't listen to it

I probably would have enjoyed it more if I physically read it rather than listening to her. Took me a longgggg time to finally finish. Singing the chapter names got increasing annoying as it went on.

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amazing story

funny story glad I down loaded it so many great interesting things kept me laughing the entire time don't hasitate download it you will not regret it

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Not quite insane but almost

I loved mrs Lawson's sense of humour
Totally identified with her train of thought
Insightful
Could do without the vocal cord scratch when she speaks.
Bought both audio books within four days had listened to them both and am awaiting the next!!! 🎊💥🎉💖

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love it

don't drive. and listen to this! You will probably crash into something. omg laughed so hard.

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definitely pretending it never happened...

Sometimes things in life happen that you can never overcome. Even worse, is when you give such trials the most honest attempt at forgiveness and repair, but the stubbornness of the universe (and others) finally demolishes even the most faithful optimists.

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💓

I read Furiously Happy first, if I had not this would be a 5 star.

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Funny!!

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This book had me laughing out loud! I found it so funny that I took it with me and let my clients listen to it while they were working out. Highly recommend, especially if you've ever lived in Texas.

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Wow, Jenny is special.

And I mean "special", like she probably rode the short bus to school...Oh my god! The last (bonus) chapter is worth the price of the whole book! You have to hear this in Jenny's own voice.

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