• I Hate Everyone, Except You

  • By: Clinton Kelly
  • Narrated by: Clinton Kelly
  • Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
  • 4.4 out of 5 stars (462 ratings)

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I Hate Everyone, Except You

By: Clinton Kelly
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Publisher's summary

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker. Whether he's throwing his baby sister in the air to jump-start her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps life's social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like deciding whether it's acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: it's not). Clinton delves into all these topics - and many more - in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

©2017 Clinton Kelly (P)2017 Tantor

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"Clinton wrote a book that has me doubled over laughing and trying to catch my breath! Life is too short not to laugh good and hard when a good, hard laugh is offered. Clinton is offering. Read his book." (Jane Lynch, actress, comedian, and New York Times best-selling author of Happy Accidents)

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Disappointing

It was very short. It says unabridged in the description, but at the end Clinton says it's abridged. I would not have gotten it if I had known it was abridged. It was amusing as far as it went. I was hoping to read about some of his time at The Chew - but nothing.

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Loved it!

Really funny! Loved it! Okay, maybe sometimes a little TMI, but really a fun listen.

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Couldn't put it down!

I laughed out loud and that was just the first Chapter, as it continued I couldn't stop laughing! What a fabulous book!

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Freaking Fabulous

Love Mr. Kelly and his stories. It was just the right amount of detail with keeping some scenarios for the reader to imagine. Loved it.

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Too funny!!

Crazy and fun! Clinton does a great job and you feel like your sitting with him just listening. S

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Omg!!!

I got a signed hard copy when it came out! Sadly, I had not read it... The thing I love most, being able to read, while doing other things! #UncleClinty you are the best! Thank you for sharing your life stories with me! With us! Great read! So relatable.

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It was great!

This book was funny, touching, and just all around entertaining. Thanks for sharing your world with us, Clinton.

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An okay listen

Overall, not a bad listen, nor a great one. Comes off as a little self-serving.

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Why are you reading this? Start listening to this book!

Seriously such a great listen. Funny, interesting, witty, at times laugh out loud hilarious. It has it all. If you are looking for a light listen that will entertain the hell out of you, this is it!

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So funny and entertaining

I laughed out loud so many times listening to this book. What Not to Wear didn't do him justice. Funny and clever I didn't want to stop listening.

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