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Happy Endings Audiobook

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch

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Publisher's Summary

Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke. Fortunately for him, his kind of dirty humor has earned him the distinction of being third microphone on the immensely popular Opie & Anthony syndicated radio show. In Happy Endings, Jim brings his raw, hilarious, and offensively honest comedy to Audible® listeners.

Jim will discuss everything from his affinity for hookers to stalking Black Sabbath and Alan Alda to always getting stuck with the hot girl's fat friend. He will share some of his experiences with Opie and Anthony, including his arrest on the infamous Voyeur Bus (a bus filled with naked girls that drove around Manhattan flashing passers-by). Many more heartwarming stories will be included in what is sure to be the most controversial title of 2007.

In addition to being a regular on the Opie & Anthony Show, Norton sells out comedy shows across the country. He starred on the recent HBO series Lucky Louie and was a regular on Comedy Central's Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn. He has appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman, and other national shows.

Norton had this to say about his forthcoming title: "It's ironic that many of the stories revolve around prostitution, because that's where all proceeds from this...will be going. Actually, that's probably more disgusting and creepy than ironic."

Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase.

©2007 Jim Norton. All rights reserved; (P)2007 Simon and Schuster Inc. All rights reserved.

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    trond 10-23-16
    trond 10-23-16 Member Since 2017
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    "funniest book ever!"

    sick and twisted book, about how sick and twisted jim norton is. laught my ass off!!

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    Amazon Customer 09-04-16
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    "fantastic I could listen once a day, everyday"

    jim norton is not only a phenomenal comedian, but an excellent story teller. Jim is one of the sort that's good at many things instead of being a one trick pony. Tell your friends Open wide here comes Jim Norton.

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    Matthew S. Hill Brooklyn, NY 07-06-15
    Matthew S. Hill Brooklyn, NY 07-06-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Truly enjoyable for the Jim Norton fans of yesteryear."

    I wanna start this review off by saying that I am a definite fan of Jim Norton. I enjoyed the stories and the honesty of his well spoken inner dialogue, but like some inner dialogue it's best left inside. I loved his stories but felt that the self deprecating and continual wishing of ill will sometimes took away from his journal entries. Listening to this and knowing what he's doing now shows that he has really aged well in his amazing talent.

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    manuel 05-17-15
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    really delivers on the hard hitting honesty you'd expect from Jim Norton.
    Jim Norton gives you a window peak into his life of hookers, trannies, and random tangents.

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    Robert bodo, Norway 01-17-15
    Robert bodo, Norway 01-17-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Manboobs is funny."

    funny book by a sex addict maniac . one laughs interrupted only by occasional vomiting in the mouth from nightmare -inducing head -shaking stories of sex, farting , whores and other perverse gluttony .

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    John Vail, AZ, USA 11-20-08
    John Vail, AZ, USA 11-20-08 Member Since 2005
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    "Relentlessly Honest"

    The things you need to get past when it comes to Jim Norton and his humor are your own hangups. Yes, his humor is self-deprecating, yes he employs language some might consider offensive (I don't), but it is HONEST.

    Just as in his stand-up act, and in his commentary on the Opie and Anthony show, he is relentlessly, bitingly and emphatically honest about himself, and does not suffer fools or the dishonest very well.

    If you choose to get stuck on the hookers or the trannies or the language, it's your great loss.

    Norton has a keen wit and is tremendously funny. For me, this book was a pleasure to listen to. I look forward to reading or hearing his next book.

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    Joseph denville, NJ, USA 05-05-08
    Joseph denville, NJ, USA 05-05-08
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    "frummmmmmkaaaassss"

    great book you meaty genius. i know your gonna find this and read it too you self concious zilch....

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    Patrick Spencer, NC, USA 03-17-08
    Patrick Spencer, NC, USA 03-17-08
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    "Monster RAIN!!!!!!!!!!"

    An absolutely magnificent listen. Nothing like hearing the raunchy and cringing stories of Jim Norton read by Yimmy. You will not be disappointed by your purchase of this audio book.

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    Sean Moulson Las Vegas, NV United States 02-07-08
    Sean Moulson Las Vegas, NV United States 02-07-08 Listener Since 2006
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    "Jim Norton is a GOD"

    Little Jimmy is not only a great comedian but a great author as well. With his brutally honesty about his life and his comedy this book should be bought for anyone who wants an honest look into the life of this comedian.

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    "Good comic, Good book"

    Maybe I learned a little too much about his habits with "tainted" ladies, but this was a funny book. He is very down on himself sometimes, but that is his schtick. A nice listen and I would bet that it is much better than the printed version as he is the reader.

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