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Half Empty

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Publisher's Summary

The inimitably witty David Rakoff, New York Times best-selling author of Don’t Get Too Comfortable, defends the commonsensical notion that you should always assume the worst, because you’ll never be disappointed.

In this deeply funny (and, no kidding, wise and poignant) book, Rakoff examines the realities of our sunny, gosh­ everyone-can-be-a-star contemporary culture and finds that, pretty much as a universal rule, the best is not yet to come, adversity will triumph, justice will not be served, and your dreams won’t come true.

The book ranges from the personal to the universal, combining stories from Rakoff’s reporting and accounts of his own experi­ences: the moment when being a tiny child no longer meant adults found him charming but instead meant other children found him a fun target; the perfect late evening in Manhattan when he was young and the city seemed to brim with such pos­sibility that the street shimmered in the moonlight—as he drew closer he realized the streets actually flickered with rats in a feeding frenzy. He also weaves in his usual brand Oscar Wilde-worthy cultural criticism (the tragedy of Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, for instance).

Whether he’s lacerating the musical Rent for its cutesy depic­tion of AIDS or dealing with personal tragedy, his sharp obser­vations and humorist’s flair for the absurd will have you positively reveling in the power of negativity.

©2010 David Rakoff (P)2010 Random House Audio

What the Critics Say

"A collection of humorous—albeit pessimistic—essays on humankind’s incalculable foibles......Throughout the book, the author hones in on this disconnect, debunking the myth of the power of positive thinking while arguing that 'the bleak' (not the meek) will most likely inherit the earth." (Kirkus Reviews)

"Maintaining his signature and singular charm, Rakoff analyzes the heck out of common (and not-so-common) place culture....a writerly collection to make giddy even the most erudite lover of words." (Booklist)

“Rakoff’s strength is the turn of phrase that deftly and wittily dissects its subject at a stroke.” (Chicago Tribune)

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    ferretk4 09-22-13
    ferretk4 09-22-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Witty, insightful, and darkly hilarious"
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    I already knew I liked David Rakoff's work from his contributions to This American Life; his essays here are even better. The longer format lets him stretch out with fantastic results. He is an astute observer of the world and a terrific writer, his use of language always inventive and interesting. The essays can be dark, which he addresses head-on in his first essay, about the need to temper the unwarranted optimism that is currently in fashion - but they leave you nodding in agreement and laughing. And example: when a friend asks him, "Don't you like ANYTHING?" he explains "I like EVERYTHING! ...I'm just also afraid of it." He then goes on to explain, among other things, that when he takes the subway under the water he pays attention to when the train passes the midway point in the tunnel, so that if some disaster occurs, "I'll know which direction to swim." Just good sense, really. (I'd compare the dark-but-hilarious tone to David Sedaris and Shalom Auslander; if you don't find them funny, then this probably isn't for you.)

    Rakoff visits The Home of the Future (or some such) at Disney Land and scathingly dissects it (e.g. "The kitchen computer, like all omniscient, benevolent, but lacking-decision-making-ability machines, is female"); he visits Salt Lake City and seems unexpectedly charmed by the LDS church. You can't predict where he will go in these essays, but it's always somewhere good.

    Audiobook is the ideal format for this book. Rakoff is a fantastic and hilarious narrator, absolutely the best person to read his coruscating sentences. You'll wish this book was longer - and, of course, that Rakoff was still around to grace us with his wit.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Christopher 08-27-17
    Christopher 08-27-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Another Gorgeous Rakoff Collection"

    David Rakoff is one of the all-time great first-person non-fiction writers at laying one perfect word beside the last.

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    Victoria Rodgers 04-22-17 Member Since 2015
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    "One of the Best"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Half Empty to be better than the print version?

    Absolutely. Rakoff preferred his books be heard out loud. I honestly buy copies of his books too, but just because his imagery is so great I like to go back and re-read certain stories or sentances.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    These are autobiograhical essays, so if I wasn't going to choose the author, I'd choose humanity as a whole for being so deplorable all the time.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Kimberly 04-16-17
    Kimberly 04-16-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Meh?"

    David's writing is not necessarily for everybody. I love the way it was written, and I adore his clever wit and cynicism. I just have a hard time with the monotone narration... and even though the story is exciting… I find myself drowsy during long parts of the book where there is minimal vocal change. He is a brilliant and creative writer nonetheless. Very talented person... I just personally prefer a little more fluctuation in the reading.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Laura Manchester, NH, United States 06-15-15
    Laura Manchester, NH, United States 06-15-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Lovely"

    Tied together so elegantly...
    (And that's all I would say, as it concisely sums it up, but audible has a word minimum)

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    Adam 02-16-15
    Adam 02-16-15 Member Since 2013
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    "A wonderful book"

    Made more incredible and poignant by his untimely death. Hearing this back to back with Love dishonor marry die cherish perish a novel by really hammers home his wit and dark sense of the world

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    Ashton Mishima-gun, Japan 01-20-14
    Ashton Mishima-gun, Japan 01-20-14 Member Since 2013
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    "owner made"

    You know that feeling when watching a tv show where the actors are the producers and things just feel right. Well, this is the same. In more ways than one does the very sound of the narration sell the whole experience. Maybe sell isn't the right word.

    I was guided smoothly through the expertly crafted waters of this without boredom or drudgery. To me it wasn't funny rather tipsy.

    Negative comments in this review column are people that will never get this kind of art, so if you are not curious to hear about the life of a legitimately interesting person, go back to Dan Brown and stay the f away from me.

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    nyog 04-16-13
    nyog 04-16-13
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    "Read it, don't listen to it"

    David Rakoff as a narrator can only be taken in small doses; he is lugubrious, monotonous, boring. His writing, on the other hand, is lovely, challenging, and well worth the time.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    federico 11-23-16
    federico 11-23-16 Member Since 2017
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    "File not playing"

    Can't play this book it's not working . How can I fix this? Thank you, federico

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Iris Houston, TX United States 08-28-13
    Robert Iris Houston, TX United States 08-28-13 Member Since 2017
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    "David Sedaris just does this sort of thing better"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Depressed New Yorkers


    Has Half Empty turned you off from other books in this genre?

    I still enjoy the essay format, but looking for a more distinct voice.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of David Rakoff?

    I think he read his work perfectly, and that was sadly part of the problem.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Half Empty?

    I'm afraid none of the book stuck with me.


    Any additional comments?

    I wanted to enjoy the book because I saw a great review of some of his other work on the Daily Show, unfortunately it simply didn't work for me. Perhaps other titles or other readers will be better.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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