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Publisher's Summary

Millions of people throughout the world fart every day, but it is the timing, the tact, and the excuses that make the act more forgivable. Learn from the personal experiences of Dorothy Bigguns and all the hilarity that ensues after she chooses to remove the filter and just let it all fly.

This book recounts some of Dorothy's travels, work life, and decadent youth as some of the most humiliating and most hilarious experiences involving her bad gas. She proves that you don't need to have an excuse to break wind - but you do need good company, understanding friends, or no sense of smell to get away with excessive flatulence.

  • Find out what happens when she exacts revenge on the wrong person
  • Learn what not to do on a date
  • Hear about the effects of malt liquor and cheap pizza
  • Rate your farts on a sliding scale
  • Look at perfume samples differently
  • Gain insight on pranks and practical jokes
  • Laugh out loud at pot-induced paranoia
  • Alienate your friends with a novelty spray can of farts
  • And, much more!
©2015 One Jacked Monkey, LLC (P)2015 One Jacked Monkey, LLC

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Too funny

If you want some comedy in your life, this is it. I caught myself laughing out loud and my wife wondering what what so funny, until she read it . Love this

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Adult comedy, crossing every boundary imaginable

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This (Far too descriptive) frat house form of humor is sure to have some people rolling in the isles with laughter while others are sure to be thoroughly disgusted. <br/> Personally, I did catch some of the humor and found myself laughing a little here and there, But I have to be honest. I found the stories in this book to be quite heavy on the disgusting, and rather light on the funny. For those folks who equate funny with disgusting however, this book may be a big hit. <br/> I just don't happen to be one of those people.<br/><br/>One thing that was done correctly (which is very important to get right in a comedy book) was the narration. It was just about perfect for this kind of comedy.<br/><br/>I was given a free copy for an honest review of this title.<br/><br/>

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Great delivery! Not what I expected

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes I would recommend this book to a friend. The story was original and funny and definitely one of a kind.

What about Yinan Shentu’s performance did you like?

Yinan brought such life to the character, making him quirky yet relatable. Can wait to see what other stories he narrates!

1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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Funny as Sh*t!

Where does Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

The funniest one I have read yet!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends?

The embarrassing problem of farting in public but this author has the best way to deal with it by not having a good sense of smell. Also, the ending of the book which gives some advice...<br/>

Which character – as performed by Yinan Shentu – was your favorite?

The beginning scene of the book.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It was hilarious! I was laughing throughout the whole book!<br/>

Any additional comments?

Great book, very funny and soooo real! Wonderful sense of humor! Very lighthearted!

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Good Stuff

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would deff recommend it to a friend since it was pretty funny, great stories.

What about Yinan Shentu’s performance did you like?

Great voice, narrator and humor.

Any additional comments?

Great buy.

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Funny book

What did you love best about Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends?

All the humorous stories on odd topics.

What about Yinan Shentu’s performance did you like?

The narrators voice was very engaging.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

This book made me laugh out loud

1 of 1 people found this review helpful