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Dangerous Boobies

By: Caitlin Brodnick
Narrated by: Harold Limpert, Margaret Brodnick, Catlin Brodnick
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After watching too many family members die of cancer, at age 28, public speaker and comedian Caitlin Brodnick was tested for the BRCA1 gene mutation and tested positive, indicating an 87% chance she'd likely be diagnosed with breast cancer in her lifetime. She had a preventative double mastectomy, thereby becoming an everywoman's Angelina Jolie.

Dangerous Boobies: Breaking Up with My Time-Bomb Breasts goes in depth into her experience from testing to surgery and on to recovery. Listeners hear the full story told in a warm, funny, and approachable way, even what it was like to go from a size 32G bra - giant, for a woman who is barely over five feet tall! - to a 32C. Engaging and open, Caitlin admits to having hated her breasts long before her surgery, and enjoying the process of "designing" her new breasts, from the shape of the breasts to the size and color of the nipples.

While Caitlin's primary narrative explores the BRCA gene and breast cancer, her story is also one about body acceptance and what it takes to be confident with and in charge of one's body. Her speaking engagements and comedy routines have shown that the wider topic of breasts, breast size, and personal identity is resonating with younger listeners.

©2017 Caitlin Brodnick (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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This is a fantastic resource!

If you're considering getting a double mastectomy, this books is an excellent resource. I related to her a lot, and it made me feel validated about having doubts and fears. It also assuaged some of those fears and made me feel like I could handle this when I go through my own surgery.

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love!

I didn't expect to fall in love with Caitlin and her story, I listened, I cried, and I laughed. I didn't want it to end. If Caitlin can do this so can I. Thank you for writing this book, it is the support I needed.

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Refreshing and Personal

Very refreshing and personal, like hearing from an old friend. Good listen. I would recommend

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Wowza!

You nailed every emotion and made me feel like I was sitting across from you chatting about our experiences! I am BRCA2. In the last 10 months I have had a total hysterectomy and a prophylactic mastectomy with reconstruction. I felt everything you spoke about (except that I wasn’t dealing with large breasts before) and I couldn’t have survived without the support of family and friends and humor! So, this book was just perfect!!! Thank you!

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So funny! So inspiring!

Dangerous boobies is a hilarious yet very personal and thoughtful memoir of a person’s Journey from undergoing a double mastectomy. The author walks us through A very detailed and personal account of her experience with incredible poise and humor. Parts of the book feel like a very funny one person show or a very personal set a stand up comedy. Caitlin does a great job demystifying the trials and tribulations of going through a double mastectomy and I recommend it for anyone who is going through a similar situation or knows anyone who might be.

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Great book, thank you for sharing your story!

Would you consider the audio edition of Dangerous Boobies to be better than the print version?

Yes, just listening to Caitlin's story was amazing and relatable, I felt like she was speaking to me.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Caitlin, she is amazing!

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Very Funny And Cute Listen! Great for understanding your not alone in your anxiety or inner monologue criticism! 🌺

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Author/Narrator’s Voice Ruins it

The content and message are great and I applaud the author’s courage in sharing her personal details with the world. The problem is with the narrator’s gushing voice and jokes that try too hard to be funny. Unless you enjoy the idea of being read to by an immature 16-year old girl, I recommend you avoid the audio version.

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