-
Bumfuzzle
- Just Out Looking for Pirates
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 10 hrs
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $23.08
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Live on the Margin
- By: Patrick Schulte
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What would you do if money were no longer a concern? Surf the best breaks, sail oceans, climb mountains, build schools in third-world countries, write a book, raise Peruvian fainting goats? What would you do if you didn't have to show up for work tomorrow morning? This book is about more than trading and personal finance strategies-we propose an entirely new way to evaluate risk, in life as well as in finances.
-
-
Where is PDF???
- By Love to read on 05-07-21
By: Patrick Schulte
-
The Next Port
- 40,000 Miles, 43 Countries, 87 Islands and Countless Adventures (Sailing Adventures, Book 1)
- By: Heyward Coleman
- Narrated by: Timothy G Little
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Come aboard with Heyward and Charlotte as they transform a worn-out hull into a first-class blue water cruiser. Then take off and cross oceans with them, feeling their desperation when equipment failures force ingenious workarounds in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Share the highs of navigating the crystal waters of French Polynesia and the lows of crossing pirate-infested waters in the Indian Ocean and Gulf of Aden. Travel ashore with them to places not covered in travel brochures, meet natives untouched by the modern world, and navigate the political waters of Guantanamo Bay.
-
-
The perfect balance
- By Christian on 02-24-23
By: Heyward Coleman
-
Get Her on Board
- Secrets to Sharing the Cruising Dream
- By: Nick O'Kelly
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He wants to buy a sailboat and head off into the sunset for a life of adventure on white sandy beaches and crystal clear blue water, but she's not so sure about this wild plan. If she's not on board with the cruising dream, the boat won't leave the dock. Your wife is more important to The Dream than any piece of cruising gear. Save yourself hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of life by investing both in to make sure she's on board.
-
-
Well done
- By John Emory Jr. on 02-12-15
By: Nick O'Kelly
-
Sailing to the Edge of Time
- The Promise, the Challenges, and the Freedom of Ocean Voyaging
- By: John Kretschmer
- Narrated by: Matthew Kevin Anderson
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
John Kretschmer is sailing’s practical philosopher - as much a doer as a thinker. And that is the overarching theme of this chronicle of a sailing life. Often amusing, sometimes poignant, occasionally terrifying but always inspiring, his deeply personal account is a welcome reminder of the good life waiting at sea. With hundreds of thousands of nautical miles under his keel, John’s adventures have taken him several times around the world.
-
-
Disappointed
- By Worldoceans on 03-07-20
By: John Kretschmer
-
Escape from the Ordinary
- By: Julie Bradley
- Narrated by: Janet Metzger
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When you arrive at foreign shores by sailboat, it's not such a small world after all. Come along with Glen and Julie as they sail around the world and discover that reality is even bigger than the escape they imagined. This breathtakingly personal true story will thrill those wanting to sail off into the sunset or enjoy the wonders of the world from the comfort of home. Escape from the Ordinary reminds you of the unlimited possibilities in life and nudges the listener into thoughts of their own dreams.
-
-
Annoyed with the lack of common sense
- By Sally on 04-06-20
By: Julie Bradley
-
The Good Stuff
- Old Man Sailing, Book 1
- By: John Passmore
- Narrated by: Charles Robert Fox
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Here, for the first time, is a complete and chronological account: everything from levitating the dog and navigating by smell to meeting his wife Tamsin through the Lonely Hearts column of Time Out and attempting to run away to sea and raise a family on a 27 foot boat.
By: John Passmore
-
Live on the Margin
- By: Patrick Schulte
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What would you do if money were no longer a concern? Surf the best breaks, sail oceans, climb mountains, build schools in third-world countries, write a book, raise Peruvian fainting goats? What would you do if you didn't have to show up for work tomorrow morning? This book is about more than trading and personal finance strategies-we propose an entirely new way to evaluate risk, in life as well as in finances.
-
-
Where is PDF???
- By Love to read on 05-07-21
By: Patrick Schulte
-
The Next Port
- 40,000 Miles, 43 Countries, 87 Islands and Countless Adventures (Sailing Adventures, Book 1)
- By: Heyward Coleman
- Narrated by: Timothy G Little
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Come aboard with Heyward and Charlotte as they transform a worn-out hull into a first-class blue water cruiser. Then take off and cross oceans with them, feeling their desperation when equipment failures force ingenious workarounds in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Share the highs of navigating the crystal waters of French Polynesia and the lows of crossing pirate-infested waters in the Indian Ocean and Gulf of Aden. Travel ashore with them to places not covered in travel brochures, meet natives untouched by the modern world, and navigate the political waters of Guantanamo Bay.
-
-
The perfect balance
- By Christian on 02-24-23
By: Heyward Coleman
-
Get Her on Board
- Secrets to Sharing the Cruising Dream
- By: Nick O'Kelly
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He wants to buy a sailboat and head off into the sunset for a life of adventure on white sandy beaches and crystal clear blue water, but she's not so sure about this wild plan. If she's not on board with the cruising dream, the boat won't leave the dock. Your wife is more important to The Dream than any piece of cruising gear. Save yourself hundreds of thousands of dollars and years of life by investing both in to make sure she's on board.
-
-
Well done
- By John Emory Jr. on 02-12-15
By: Nick O'Kelly
-
Sailing to the Edge of Time
- The Promise, the Challenges, and the Freedom of Ocean Voyaging
- By: John Kretschmer
- Narrated by: Matthew Kevin Anderson
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
John Kretschmer is sailing’s practical philosopher - as much a doer as a thinker. And that is the overarching theme of this chronicle of a sailing life. Often amusing, sometimes poignant, occasionally terrifying but always inspiring, his deeply personal account is a welcome reminder of the good life waiting at sea. With hundreds of thousands of nautical miles under his keel, John’s adventures have taken him several times around the world.
-
-
Disappointed
- By Worldoceans on 03-07-20
By: John Kretschmer
-
Escape from the Ordinary
- By: Julie Bradley
- Narrated by: Janet Metzger
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When you arrive at foreign shores by sailboat, it's not such a small world after all. Come along with Glen and Julie as they sail around the world and discover that reality is even bigger than the escape they imagined. This breathtakingly personal true story will thrill those wanting to sail off into the sunset or enjoy the wonders of the world from the comfort of home. Escape from the Ordinary reminds you of the unlimited possibilities in life and nudges the listener into thoughts of their own dreams.
-
-
Annoyed with the lack of common sense
- By Sally on 04-06-20
By: Julie Bradley
-
The Good Stuff
- Old Man Sailing, Book 1
- By: John Passmore
- Narrated by: Charles Robert Fox
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Here, for the first time, is a complete and chronological account: everything from levitating the dog and navigating by smell to meeting his wife Tamsin through the Lonely Hearts column of Time Out and attempting to run away to sea and raise a family on a 27 foot boat.
By: John Passmore
-
Bound for Distant Seas
- A Voyage Alone to Asia Aboard the 28-Foot Sailboat Atom
- By: James Baldwin
- Narrated by: Nick O'Kelly
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Bound for Distant Seas begins sailing author James Baldwin's epic tale of his second circumnavigation. His story is seasoned by his adventures during his first circumnavigation in 1984-86 as told in Across Islands and Oceans. Alone with little money aboard Atom, his now-engineless 28-foot sailboat, James embarks on his odyssey without the comforts and equipment most sailors consider essential.
-
-
Sailing and social commentary
- By Dean Owens on 04-27-16
By: James Baldwin
-
Get Real, Get Gone
- How to Become a Modern Sea Gypsy and Sail Away Forever...
- By: Rick Page
- Narrated by: Liam Gerrard
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rick's recent appearance on Ben Fogle's New Lives in the Wild chronicled his budget lifestyle and adventures aboard Calypso, and introduced the idea of budget sailing to a whole new audience - an audience who may have never considered the possibility that such a dream could be made a reality, on such a small amount of money. This book is for them and for any experienced sailors who want to cast off the yoke of consumerist yachting and get back to what really matters at sea.
-
-
Amazing book, but even better narrator
- By ChrisC on 10-05-22
By: Rick Page
-
Sailboat Cruising (AUDIOTOPICS)
- By: Mark Herlinger
- Narrated by: Mark Herlinger
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Welcome to the 2021 update of "Sailboat Cruising." For anyone who wants to move up from day sailing to "coastal cruising," this program will cover systems onboard a sailing yacht: electrical, plumbing, head, galley, anchoring system, navigation and rigging. Also, rules and regulations, collision avoidance, weather, comparison of sailboat types, and tips for bareboat chartering.
-
-
Clear and concise delivery of sailing essentials
- By Robert S. on 02-26-17
By: Mark Herlinger
-
Swell
- A Sailing Surfer's Voyage of Awakening
- By: Liz Clark
- Narrated by: Liz Clark
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Captain Liz Clark spent her youth dreaming of traveling the world by sailboat and surfing remote waves. When she was 22, she met a mentor who helped turn her desire into reality. Embarking on an adventure that most only fantasize about, she set sail from Santa Barbara, California, as captain of her 40-foot sailboat, Swell, headed south in search of surf, self, and the wonder and learning that lies beyond the unbroken horizon.
-
-
such a disapointment
- By Mikel marchant on 01-21-20
By: Liz Clark
-
As Long as It's Fun, the Epic Voyages and Extraordinary Times of Lin and Larry Pardey
- By: Herb McCormick
- Narrated by: Russell Stamets
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
To anyone interested in small-boat cruising and voyaging, the names Lin and Larry Pardey need no introduction. As world-girdling sailors who roamed the planet on a pair of small, engineless boats that they built themselves, the Pardeys established their hard-earned reputations by eloquently (and sometimes controversially) telling their stories through a series of best-selling books and manuals, and countless seminars and boat shows.
-
-
splendidly written, beautifully narated
- By Jeanne D'Arcy on 05-09-14
By: Herb McCormick
-
Island of the Lost
- Shipwrecked at the Edge of the World
- By: Joan Druett
- Narrated by: David Colacci
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Auckland Island is a godforsaken place in the middle of the Southern Ocean, 285 miles south of New Zealand. With year-round freezing rain and howling winds, it is one of the most forbidding places in the world. To be shipwrecked there means almost certain death. In 1864, Captain Thomas Musgrave and his crew of four aboard the schooner Grafton wreck on the southern end of the island. Utterly alone in a dense coastal forest, plagued by stinging blowflies and relentless rain, Captain Musgrave inspires his men to take action.
-
-
One of the Best Stories Ever Told!
- By Tiffany on 04-10-16
By: Joan Druett
-
438 Days
- An Extraordinary True Story of Survival at Sea
- By: Jonathan Franklin
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
438 Days is the miraculous account of the man who survived alone and adrift at sea longer than anyone in recorded history - as told to journalist Jonathan Franklin in dozens of exclusive interviews.
-
-
Excellent use of my credit!
- By SGL on 12-13-15
-
Philosophy of Sailing: Offshore in Search of the Universe
- By: Christian Williams
- Narrated by: Christian Williams
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Veteran sailor and writer Christian Williams invites us along once again on a 5,000-mile voyage of discovery around the North Pacific. Equipped with a new boat, a well-stocked toolbox, and the entire history of philosophic thought, he takes us as crew through squalls and calms deep into a laboratory of the universe that exists only out of sight of land. Funny, erudite, and at times deeply personal, Philosophy of Sailing explores who we are and how encounters with the unknown can be a path to revelation and joy.
-
-
...AKA, an exercise in patience
- By dubbelOHnegative on 04-07-19
-
Blue Water, Green Skipper
- A Memoir of Sailing Alone Across the Atlantic
- By: Stuart Woods
- Narrated by: Steven Collins
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stuart Woods had never owned more than a dinghy before setting out on one of the world's most demanding sea voyages, navigating single-handedly across the Atlantic. How, at the age of 37, did this self-proclaimed novice go from small ponds to the big sea? Now with a new afterword that looks back at how one transatlantic race changed his life, Woods takes listeners on a spectacular journey not just of traveling across the world, but of being tried in fire, learning by accepting challenges, appreciating the beauty of the open water, and living to tell about it.
-
-
For the Hardened Sailor, Novice, and Dreamer Alike
- By Striker on 06-02-16
By: Stuart Woods
-
Alone Together
- Sailing Solo to Hawaii and Beyond
- By: Christian Williams
- Narrated by: Christian Williams
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
What happens when a man of today's overconnected world sets off alone across the Pacific at the age of 71? Christian Williams, a veteran sailor and writer, planned a 6,000-mile voyage as a test of his own seamanship and endurance, and to fulfill a lifelong goal. But he found his focus quickly turning from the surrounding sea to all of us. Is anyone the same person when no one else is there? Do we dare to find out?
-
-
For Every Sailor and Those Dreaming of the Seas
- By Striker on 11-16-16
-
Trawler Trash: Confessions of a Boat Bum (Volume 1)
- By: Ed Robinson
- Narrated by: Michael D. Naftel Jr.
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Introducing a new anti-hero. Meade Breeze lives on the far outskirts of society with no visible means of support. He survives on his wits and a meager income derived from selling home-grown dope to suburban housewives and home-brewed rum to bums in the park. He's also on the run from his past misdeeds. He fears it will all catch up with him someday, so he stays on the move aboard his classic trawler. Explore the Gulf Coast Islands, Florida Keys, and the Bahamas with Breeze, but keep one eye over your shoulder.
-
-
great story
- By tlw on 10-27-15
By: Ed Robinson
-
In the Heart of the Sea
- The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex
- By: Nathaniel Philbrick
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The ordeal of the whaleship Essex was an event as mythic in the nineteenth century as the sinking of the Titanic was in the twentieth. In 1819 the Essex left Nantucket for the South Pacific with 20 crew members aboard. In the middle of the South Pacific the ship was rammed and sunk by an angry sperm whale. The crew drifted for more than 90 days in three tiny whaleboats, succumbing to weather, hunger, and disease and ultimately turning to drastic measures in the fight for survival.
-
-
Audio must have been fixed
- By Amazon Customer on 02-11-18
Publisher's summary
The story of a young couple who, without any prior sailing experience, decide one night over too many drinks that they are going to sail around the world. One year later they are bobbing around in the Bahamas on a 35 foot catamaran teaching themselves how to cross oceans in a small boat.
Along their way they meet amazing people, visit locations only accessible by those on their own yachts, become television actors in Australia, minor celebrities in Puerto Rico, and generally have a great time of it all.
They aren't your average cruisers by any stretch of the imagination, and run afoul of what most cruisers perceive to be "real" cruisers. But for four years they sailed around the world on their own terms.
This is their story, and is essential reading for anybody who has ever had the dream to sail around the world. This book just might push you over the edge, and the horizon.
More from the same
Author
Related to this topic
-
Stop Drifting, Start Rowing
- One Woman's Search for Happiness and Meaning Alone on the Pacific
- By: Roz Savage
- Narrated by: Roz Savage
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In 2007, Roz Savage set out to row 8,000 miles across the Pacific Ocean—alone. Despite having successfully rowed across the Atlantic the previous year, the Pacific presented the former office worker with unprecedented challenges and overpowering currents—both in the water and within herself. Crossing Earth’s largest ocean alone might seem a long way removed from everyday life, yet the lessons Roz learned about the inner journey, the ocean, and the world are relevant to all of us.
-
-
I only listened to 1/3, so maybe it gets better?
- By Brandin on 05-14-14
By: Roz Savage
-
Caught by the Sea
- My Life on Boats
- By: Gary Paulsen
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 2 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gary Paulsen takes listeners along on his maiden voyage, proving that ignorance can be bliss. Also really stupid and incredibly dangerous. He tells of boats that owned him, good, bad, and beloved, and how they got him through terrifying storms that he survived by sheer luck. His spare prose conjures up shark surprises and killer waves as well as moonlight on the sea, and makes listeners feel what it’s like to sail under the stars or to lie at anchor in a tropical lagoon where dolphins leap, bathed in silver.
-
-
Real Life Stories!
- By Roseclan on 10-25-22
By: Gary Paulsen
-
An Extravagant Life
- An Autobiography Incorporating Blue Water, Green Skipper
- By: Stuart Woods
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Over the last 40 years, Stuart Woods has written more than 90 novels of suspense and intrigue, beginning with the award-winning Chiefs. Featuring iconic crime-fighting and jet-setting leads, the plots are masterfully conceived and wonderfully escapist. What many readers and listeners don’t know is that Woods' very own life was filled with similar stories of adventure.
-
-
Stuart Wood’ autobiography
- By Tosh on 09-11-22
By: Stuart Woods
-
Love with a Chance of Drowning
- A Memoir
- By: Torre DeRoche
- Narrated by: Candice Moll
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
City girl Torre DeRoche isn’t looking for love, but a chance encounter in a San Francisco bar sparks an instant connection with a soulful Argentinean man who unexpectedly sweeps her off her feet. The problem? He’s just about to cast the dock lines and voyage around the world on his small sailboat, and Torre is terrified of deep water. However, lovesick Torre determines that to keep the man of her dreams, she must embark on the voyage of her nightmares, so she waves good-bye to dry land and braces for a life-changing journey that’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
-
-
True Adventure and Romance--I Loved It!!
- By Kathy in CA on 09-08-15
By: Torre DeRoche
-
Not Afraid of the Fall
- 114 Days Through 38 Cities in 15 Countries
- By: Kyle James
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After purchasing one-way flights from New York City to Paris, Kyle James and his girlfriend Ashley quit their day jobs, planned futures, and daily paradigms to see as much of the world as they could. In 114 days, they trekked across 15 countries and 38 cities with nothing but their backpacks, their smartphones, and each other. Not Afraid of the Fall is the unvarnished story of their off-the-cuff journey: from cliff-jumping off Croatia's untouched coasts to bathing with rescued elephants in Thailand and far beyond.
-
-
Poorly written, and straight up boring
- By Jon on 06-08-18
By: Kyle James
-
Black Wave
- A Family's Adventure at Sea and the Disaster That Saved Them
- By: John Silverwood, Jean Silverwood
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie, Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When John and Jean Silverwood, both experienced sailors, decided to give their four children a taste of life on the high seas, they hoped the trip would offer important learning experiences - not only about the natural world but about the beauty of human life stripped down to its essence, far from civilization. But the adventure that awaited them would surpass anything they could have imagined.
-
-
What Wave
- By James on 09-03-08
By: John Silverwood, and others
-
Stop Drifting, Start Rowing
- One Woman's Search for Happiness and Meaning Alone on the Pacific
- By: Roz Savage
- Narrated by: Roz Savage
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In 2007, Roz Savage set out to row 8,000 miles across the Pacific Ocean—alone. Despite having successfully rowed across the Atlantic the previous year, the Pacific presented the former office worker with unprecedented challenges and overpowering currents—both in the water and within herself. Crossing Earth’s largest ocean alone might seem a long way removed from everyday life, yet the lessons Roz learned about the inner journey, the ocean, and the world are relevant to all of us.
-
-
I only listened to 1/3, so maybe it gets better?
- By Brandin on 05-14-14
By: Roz Savage
-
Caught by the Sea
- My Life on Boats
- By: Gary Paulsen
- Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 2 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gary Paulsen takes listeners along on his maiden voyage, proving that ignorance can be bliss. Also really stupid and incredibly dangerous. He tells of boats that owned him, good, bad, and beloved, and how they got him through terrifying storms that he survived by sheer luck. His spare prose conjures up shark surprises and killer waves as well as moonlight on the sea, and makes listeners feel what it’s like to sail under the stars or to lie at anchor in a tropical lagoon where dolphins leap, bathed in silver.
-
-
Real Life Stories!
- By Roseclan on 10-25-22
By: Gary Paulsen
-
An Extravagant Life
- An Autobiography Incorporating Blue Water, Green Skipper
- By: Stuart Woods
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 14 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Over the last 40 years, Stuart Woods has written more than 90 novels of suspense and intrigue, beginning with the award-winning Chiefs. Featuring iconic crime-fighting and jet-setting leads, the plots are masterfully conceived and wonderfully escapist. What many readers and listeners don’t know is that Woods' very own life was filled with similar stories of adventure.
-
-
Stuart Wood’ autobiography
- By Tosh on 09-11-22
By: Stuart Woods
-
Love with a Chance of Drowning
- A Memoir
- By: Torre DeRoche
- Narrated by: Candice Moll
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
City girl Torre DeRoche isn’t looking for love, but a chance encounter in a San Francisco bar sparks an instant connection with a soulful Argentinean man who unexpectedly sweeps her off her feet. The problem? He’s just about to cast the dock lines and voyage around the world on his small sailboat, and Torre is terrified of deep water. However, lovesick Torre determines that to keep the man of her dreams, she must embark on the voyage of her nightmares, so she waves good-bye to dry land and braces for a life-changing journey that’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
-
-
True Adventure and Romance--I Loved It!!
- By Kathy in CA on 09-08-15
By: Torre DeRoche
-
Not Afraid of the Fall
- 114 Days Through 38 Cities in 15 Countries
- By: Kyle James
- Narrated by: Aaron Landon
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After purchasing one-way flights from New York City to Paris, Kyle James and his girlfriend Ashley quit their day jobs, planned futures, and daily paradigms to see as much of the world as they could. In 114 days, they trekked across 15 countries and 38 cities with nothing but their backpacks, their smartphones, and each other. Not Afraid of the Fall is the unvarnished story of their off-the-cuff journey: from cliff-jumping off Croatia's untouched coasts to bathing with rescued elephants in Thailand and far beyond.
-
-
Poorly written, and straight up boring
- By Jon on 06-08-18
By: Kyle James
-
Black Wave
- A Family's Adventure at Sea and the Disaster That Saved Them
- By: John Silverwood, Jean Silverwood
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie, Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When John and Jean Silverwood, both experienced sailors, decided to give their four children a taste of life on the high seas, they hoped the trip would offer important learning experiences - not only about the natural world but about the beauty of human life stripped down to its essence, far from civilization. But the adventure that awaited them would surpass anything they could have imagined.
-
-
What Wave
- By James on 09-03-08
By: John Silverwood, and others
-
The Hungry Ocean
- By: Linda Greenlaw
- Narrated by: Linda Greenlaw
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In his number-one best seller The Perfect Storm, Sebastian Junger describes Linda Greenlaw as "one of the best sea captains, period, on the East Coast." Now Greenlaw tells her own riveting story of a 30 day swordfishing voyage aboard one of the best-outfitted boats on the East Coast, complete with danger, humor, and characters so colorful they seem to have been ripped from the pages of Moby Dick. The excitement starts immediately, even before Greenlaw and her five-man crew leave the dock.
-
-
A Fun Listen and Enjoyable Listen
- By S. Perry on 12-10-08
By: Linda Greenlaw
-
Just Add Water
- Hetta Coffey Series, Book 1
- By: Jinx Schwartz
- Narrated by: Beth Richmond
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hetta Coffey is a globe-trotting civil engineer with attitude who is working on coming of age, a little late. Pushing forty and still single, Hetta is the epitome of the "B" word: bold, bossy, brassy, breezy, and brash. After leaving a lifelong swath of failed multinational affairs in her jet stream, it is no wonder Hetta prefers living with her dog, R.J. But old habits die hard, and trolling for triceps is Hetta's hobby....
-
-
Mixed bag. The dog dies.
- By Elisabeth Carey on 09-02-18
By: Jinx Schwartz
-
Time Bandit
- Two Brothers, the Bering Sea, and One of the World's Deadliest Jobs
- By: Andy Hillstrand, Johnathan Hillstrand, Malcolm MacPherson
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Time Bandit is the fishing vessel that Andy and Johnathan Hillstrand use to hook the "deadliest catch", Alaskan king crabs and opilio crabs, in the Bering Sea, a dangerous body of water that can steal years from a fisherman's life. In pursuit of their daily catch, the brothers brave ice floes and heaving 60-foot waves, gusting winds of 80 miles per hour, unwieldy and unpredictable half-ton steel crab traps, and an injury rate of almost 100-percent.
There are fewer than 400 fishermen of this kind in the U.S., and early death is a common fate. But the Hillstrand brothers are drawn to the drama and adventure of life on the high seas - this is their world.
-
-
Much Better Then I Had Expected
- By Andrew H. Hochheimer on 09-04-08
By: Andy Hillstrand, and others
-
South from Corregidor
- By: John Morrill
- Narrated by: John Wray
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On the evening of May 6, 1942, hours after US Army General Jonathan Wainwright surrendered all US and Filipino forces on the island of Corregidor and other fortified islands in Manila Bay to the Imperial Japanese Army, 18 US Navy sailors from USS Quail began their daring escape to freedom. Using a 36-foot Navy motor launch, the 18 sailors, led by Lieutenant Commander John Morrill began their 2,000-mile journey through Japanese-infested waters. With only a watch, compass, homemade sextant and a few maps, it was an incredible feat of navigation.
-
-
A fantastic Memoir
- By Jean on 06-08-16
By: John Morrill
-
Gallant Lady
- A Biography of the USS Archerfish
- By: Don Keith, Ken Henry
- Narrated by: Alan Sklar
- Length: 14 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Archerfish, a diesel powered Balao-class submarine crafted in the 1940s, won a unique, heroic place in military history and the memories of her crew members. Here is her story: from her assembly in New England and her dedication by Eleanor Roosevelt's personal secretary, to her service in World War II, where she broke the back of the Japanese Navy, and her critical role in the Cold War.
-
-
Bilgewater
- By Richard on 04-01-06
By: Don Keith, and others
-
Rowing the Atlantic
- Lessons Learned on the Open Ocean
- By: Roz Savage
- Narrated by: Roz Savage
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stuck in a corporate job rut and faced with an unraveling marriage at the age of thirty-six, Roz Savage sat down one night and wrote two versions of her own obituary - the one that she wanted and the one she was heading for. They were very different. She realized that if she carried on as she was, she wasn't going to end up with the life she wanted. So she turned her back on an eleven-year career as a management consultant to reinvent herself as a woman of adventure.
-
-
boooooring
- By Amazon Customer on 04-11-17
By: Roz Savage
-
All Fishermen Are Liars
- By: John Gierach
- Narrated by: Mike Chamberlain
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In All Fishermen Are Liars, Gierach travels around North America seeking out quintessential fishing experiences, whether it's at a busy stream or a secluded lake hidden amid snow-capped mountains. He talks about the art of fly-tying and the quest for the perfect steelhead fly ("The Nuclear Option"), about fishing in the Presidential Pools previously fished by the elder George Bush, and the importance of traveling with like-minded companions when caught in a soaking rain.
-
-
One Of My Favorite Authors!!!
- By Travis on 03-31-18
By: John Gierach
-
A Voyage for Madmen
- By: Peter Nichols
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In 1968, nine sailors set off on the most daring race ever held: to single-handedly circumnavigate the globe nonstop. It was a feat that had never been accomplished and one that would forever change the face of sailing. Ten months later, only one of the nine men would cross the finish line and earn fame, wealth, and glory. For the others, the reward was madness, failure, and death. In this extraordinary book, Peter Nichols chronicles a contest of the individual against the sea, waged at a time before cell phones and electronic positioning systems.
-
-
Not Awesome
- By Shaun G. on 04-23-19
By: Peter Nichols
-
Saltwater Cowboy
- The Rise and Fall of a Marijuana Empire
- By: Tim McBride, Ralph Berrier Jr.
- Narrated by: Wes Talbot
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In 1979, Wisconsin native Tim McBride hopped into his Mustang and headed south. He was 21, and his best friend had offered him a job working as a crab fisherman in Chokoloskee Island, a town of fewer than 500 people on Florida's Gulf Coast. Easy of disposition and eager to experience life at its richest, McBride jumped in with both feet. But this wasn't a typical fishing outfit.
-
-
Great made even better by the fact it's non fictio
- By Porkchop on 01-11-18
By: Tim McBride, and others
-
Pirate Hunters
- Treasure, Obsession, and the Search for a Legendary Pirate Ship
- By: Robert Kurson
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Finding and identifying a pirate ship is the hardest thing to do under the sea. But two men—John Chatterton and John Mattera—are willing to risk everything to find the Golden Fleece, the ship of the infamous pirate Joseph Bannister. At large during the Golden Age of Piracy in the seventeenth century, Bannister should have been immortalized in the lore of the sea—his exploits more notorious than Blackbeard’s, more daring than Kidd’s. But his story, and his ship, have been lost to time.
-
-
Pure Gold
- By Mel on 06-24-15
By: Robert Kurson
-
Hound of the Sea
- Wild Man. Wild Waves. Wild Wisdom.
- By: Garrett McNamara, Karen Karbo
- Narrated by: Rudy Sanda
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Big-wave surfer Garrett McNamara set the world record for the sport, surfing a 78-foot wave in Nazare, Portugal, in 2011, a record he smashed two years later at the same break. Propelled by the challenge and promise of bigger, more difficult waves, this adrenaline-fueled loner and polarizing figure travels the globe to ride the most dangerous swells the oceans have to offer, from calving glaciers to hurricane swells. But what motivates McNamara to go to such extremes - to risk everything for one thrilling ride?
-
-
Awesome Story and Narration.
- By oregonlife on 10-16-18
By: Garrett McNamara, and others
-
Ten Hours Until Dawn
- The True Story of Heroism and Tragedy Aboard the Can Do
- By: Michael J. Tougias
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
During the height of the blizzard of 1978, the tanker Global Hope floundered on the shoals off the Massachusetts coast. The Coast Guard dispatched a patrol boat, but was soon in as much trouble as the tanker. Then pilot boat captain Frank Quirk, hearing of the Coast Guard's troubles on his radio, decided to act.
-
-
A riveting story
- By Christopher on 11-30-07
What listeners say about Bumfuzzle
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Chad
- 03-07-14
The author hates me, and probably you too
This was an interesting story, and I really wanted to like it and the author. Unfortunately the author is really negative (or maybe it's just the narrator's tone), and he expresses his dislike for his target audience (sailors) over and over and over again which gets really annoying.
My wife and I are younger than the author and his wife, we have also crossed oceans and taken multi-year cruises. We can relate to their mindset and frustrations with the cruising community... but seriously, stop complaining!
The author is also kind of oblivious to his own hypocrisy. Each chapter roughly follows the same basic structure: The author mocks other cruisers, leaves on passage, eats his own words, fails to realize it, repeat.
The following three scenarios happen so often that I have them memorized:
1. The author mocks other cruisers for their careful consideration of the weather, always followed by the author complaining about the crappy weather he is experiencing.
2. The author mocks other cruisers for provisioning their boats with food, he brags about leaving port with out supplies, and then complains about having no food to eat, or having nothing but canned meatballs every day, or canned hot dogs every day.
3. The author mocks other cruisers for being cautious, followed by the author taking stupid risks that he admits would have resulted in the loss of the boat but luckily "such and such" happens.
The three examples above are on constant repeat, and I think the book would have been SO MUCH more enjoyable had these common themes been consolidated when converting the blog into a book. But then again, if you take these parts out there probably wouldn't have been much "book" left.
The tag line of the book "just looking out for pirates" is another example of the author's hypocrisy. There are multiple points in the book in which the author rants about how pirates are nothing to worry about, and how other cruising are dumb if they worry about pirates. The author even enters a random Columbian port where their boat is boarded in the middle of the night. Later on they find out that the cruising guide says the port they went to is dangerous and should not be visited. They just laugh it off and continue to mock others who have mild concerns about safety.
Overall, it was a good, interesting story.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
13 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Werner
- 10-22-14
Conceited
Unlike most books in this genre, which appear to be written by either the very young, solo sailors (Jessica Watts, Jesse Martin, Robin L. Graham and) or the older cicumnavigator, this book is written by a young couple. It hence offers a slightly different perspective. And at first I thought this might be a fairly refreshing and entertaining book.
Unfortunately, this young couple uses the book to pour scorn on the cruising fraternity as a whole and gloat how great they area and how easy it all comes to them. I guess it takes a bit of wisdom, which is generally gained with age, to appreciate to the real skill is to find commonalities rather then pick differences.
Listening to the book, I couldn't help thinking that these guys are a couple of conceited idiots whom, should I ever have have the misfortune to meet them on the ocean, I would steer well clear off.
Other than that, this is a fairly standard "milk run" cruising story. Neither particularly exciting nor particularly well told.
As such, there are better stories, including "Islands, Oceans, and Dreams: The True Story of a Sailor's Seven Year Solo Voyage Around the World" which is also available on Audible.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
10 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- A. Hill
- 09-17-15
Yo ho, ho hum!
If you feel a strong interest in or affection for the sea and sailing, If you’re curious about exotic ports and unfamiliar cultures and would like to learn more about them. Or, if you simply admire stylish and evocative writing, then this book is not for you, because it lacks all of these virtues.
Patrick Schulte and Ali were a young married couple, who tired of their conventional urban existence, bought a sailboat, and set off in it to circumnavigate the globe. At this point the book resembles any number of stories about the sea and like them could have proceeded in several interesting directions – but it doesn’t.
The couple’s sole introduction to sailing, we learn, consisted of eight hours of instruction on Lake Michigan. Really? What kind of boats were used? What maneuvers did the students practice? Why was there so little training, and was it enough? Patrick doesn't say. Whatever the consequence of their minimal tutelage, he and Ali set out from Florida in a thirty-five foot catamaran, to which they gave the unromantic name Bumfuzzle, and spent several months island hopping in the Bahamas before setting out to circle the globe. Whenever possible, they apparently preferred to “motor sail” using their boat’s twin diesel engines. Patrick doesn’t provide much information about the engines, or indeed about any of the boat's characteristics other than to reveal that its sail inventory included something called a “Screecher”, perhaps a kind of jib sail, that worked well in light winds. That’s all.
As far as I could tell from Patrick's narrative, he and his wife remained relatively untouched by the romance and grandeur of the sea or by the adventure of crossing the world’s oceans and encountering new people, places, and cultures. They seemed actually to dislike most of the people they met, whether these were inhabitants of the places they visited or fellow cruisers. As a result the book has a distinctly drab feeling, although some of this may be due to Patrick’s pedestrian writing style. His grammar is careless, his descriptions are colorless, and his storytelling is relentlessly unexciting. Lacking genuine sparkle and panache, it’s just not fun to read.
An enduring question about Bumfuzzle, that may have kept me coming back to the book for as long as I did, was: how did these novice voyagers, so uninformed and unprepared, when they began, survive long enough to become competent sailors? Their learning experiences might have made for interesting reading, but there’s little of this in the book either. At one point Patrick’s ignorance of proper lighting for night running and correct Rules of the Road nearly resulted in their ramming another sailboat lying at anchor, but he describes the event with his usual insouciance and moves on, robbing it of any dramatic or instructive value.
Bottom line: the Schultes seemed to find so little joy in anything that they saw or did in their voyaging, that I began to wonder why they kept going. While not notably bad, Nick O’Kelly’s performance of the text wasn’t especially good either, certainly not lively enough to offset the book’s lackluster character. Eventually I stopped listening. Just ran out of interest.
I can think of no reason to recommend this book to anyone. If you want to read/ listen to a charming and interesting celebration of the lure of circumnavigation, I suggest you try Islands, Oceans, and Dreams by Michael Salvaneschi, or Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum, both of which are available as audio books.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
6 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- KFJ
- 05-16-14
Great read for the first time adventure enabled!
If you could sum up Bumfuzzle in three words, what would they be?
Interesting, Inspiring, and educational.
What aspect of Nick O'Kelly’s performance would you have changed?
Voice speed. It was read to quick and maybe a tad flippant...but overall I liked it.
Any additional comments?
Don't listen to the critics, read or listen to this book! If your an average Joe just thinking about breaking free, these folks will inspire you. If your even remotely considering beginning to sail, again well worth the listen. I've read a good deal of criticism of these folks, I really don't understand why...... This couple is quirky and adventurous, all things that make for a great story. Keep in mind the book was a distillation of a massive blog. To be able to condense that volume of material and then actually make it interesting is an impressive feat! I really enjoyed this audio book. These folks talk about being out and living free in one of the few ways left in our society. It also interesting for someone that is a little younger, but still interested in sailing distance. The differences between age groups and mentalities are highlighted in some of the comments you'll read about this audio book. Don't let that stop you from hearing this one, it's totally worth it for the technical and cultural info alone.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- James Warden
- 09-27-22
Great Adventure
enjoyed it so much listened to it a second time with my wife. Heard things the second time I missed on the first
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Bob
- 09-09-21
Chad and Karen Gump circumnavigate the world
This book reads as two Millennials make a snap decision and then bumble through life at sea. This is not a how to live life aboard book as much as it is the worst parts of American culture head off to sea and things sort of work out.
Disclaimer, I am am just at the point where he cuts a drunk single handers boat away from the dock due to a series of unfortunate events. An armchair evaluation of the event is unfair but I cannot see how that was the best viable option. The author is so unlikeable that I was hoping at points that they would get some comeuppance, but not so far. I am hate listening to this at this point but if they see the error of their ways and find peace with their choice of lifestyle I’ll come back and edit this.
If you are a cruiser or just respect the power of the sea, give this one a pass. You won’t find the next Moitessier here.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 03-21-20
Dreams are there for the taking
This couple lived a dream that many have only thought of. Thanks, cause I experienced it also, albeit through the wonder of a car speaker and Bluetooth technology. I will listen to it again when it gets a little colder to warm my old bones.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Captain D
- 08-09-18
Great adventure!
Really enjoyed this book and the adventure. something I myself am trying to accomplish in the near future.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jimmy P
- 07-26-18
Adventure, fun and wry observations of pretentious
I enjoyed the book and story...I also followed the adventure.
I really enjoyed the observations of cruiser nets, yacht club sailors and the pretentiousness of them.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- escapewheel
- 07-19-18
Not for everyone.
This story definitely gives you a different perspective than your average sea faring dreamers tale. Often cynical but sometimes entertaining. This may be more for the 30 something crowd rather than the retiree dreaming of buying a boat their last day of work.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!