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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,091
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
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Heads Will Roll
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
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I Can't Make This Up
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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What listeners say about A Marriage Made in Heaven
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- 09-29-20
One of the best books written ever
If you love to laugh about all the hills and valleys of marriage and family life I highly recommend this book period Erma Bombeck just has a way of making everything, everything funny. Even the saddest of times can be looked at humorously through her eyes and voice. Best book ever.
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- RS
- 08-29-17
Such reality
I love the way she takes everyday stresses to bring out the humor. This book is a must read
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- Mary Webber
- 01-27-23
If you love Erma...
you will love this. I watched her everyday for years. I read her column. Her book, Love Erma ia fantastic. The narrator has done a beautiful job sounding like the real. May Erma rest in peace and continue to keep us laughing. Her wit is unmistakably marvelous.
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- blue
- 05-07-12
Funny and right on target with the wisdom
What made the experience of listening to A Marriage Made in Heaven the most enjoyable?
Funny and right on target with the wisdom
Which character – as performed by C. M. Hebert – was your favorite?
her husbans comments
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I can relate to soo many parts of this book
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excellent and funny
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- Alice
- 02-07-22
Still relevant after all these years
As always Erma paints beautiful pictures with words about tough topics and makes us laugh out loud.
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- Kindle Customer
- 04-28-21
Delightfully poignant
I’m 41, married 15 years with 6 kids.
The touching way the author addresses both the good and way of marriage was refreshing & honest. Definitely recommend.
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- Linda H.
- 11-28-21
Erma Bombeck
This was my second time reading A Marriage Made in Heaven. The book is a story of life, told with Erma Bombeck's sense of humor. It was well written and narrated well.
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- a nebraskan
- 01-13-23
Love this
So accurate. Gotta love this. So true. Great advice and should definitely be listened to by all couples.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-08-11
Nostalgic
I read this book when I was much younger and really enjoyed re-visiting it so many years later as a married woman. It's just as witty and surprisingly touching as it once was and I really enjoyed it.
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- Laurel
- 03-02-16
awesome
It was wonderful as all her books are. Will be getting another book as soon as possible!
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