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Christian Rummel
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Harry Harrison
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Bill's in trouble again. A hideous outer-space infection has transformed one of his feet into a satyr's hoof; he has two right hands; and the nurses at the hospital where he lies recovering from his last escapade are steel robots. But soon he's off again in search of science fiction's greatest clichés.
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This book is mostly sizzle and very little steak.
Tasteless is right.
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