Bernard Who?

75 Years of Doing Just About Everything

By: Bernard Cribbins, James Hogg

Narrated by: Gordon Griffin

Seventy-five years in the making and packed with entertaining anecdotes, Bernard Who? tells the wonderful story of one of the longest and most celebrated careers in show business.

Bernard Cribbins's life has been an eventful one. In 1943, he left school aged fourteen and joined Oldham Repertory Company where he earned fifteen bob for a seventy-hour week. After being called up for National Service in 1946 he became a paratrooper and spent several months in Palestine being shot at. On returning home, and to the theatre, Bernard was eventually approached by George Martin, then an A&R man for Parlophone Records, who suggested he made a record. Just months away from producing The Beatles, Martin asked Bernard to come to Abbey Road Studios in north London and, after teaching him how to sing into a microphone, they eventually recorded two hit singles - 'The Hole in the Ground' and 'Right Said Fred'.

These, together with appearances in now classic films such as Two Way Stretch and The Wrong Arm of the Law (not to mention a certain television programme called Jackanory), catapulted Bernard to stardom and, by the time he started filming The Railway Children in 1970, he was already a national treasure. Since then, Bernard's CV has been an A-Z of the best entertainment that Britain has to offer, and, thanks to programmes such as the aforementioned Jackanory, The Wombles, and, more recently, Old Jack's Boat, he has become the voice of many millions of childhoods.

©2018 Bernard Cribbins (P)2023 W. F. Howes Ltd

Critic reviews

"A fitting celebration of one of our most versatile and enduring acting talents." (Sunday Express)

"[C]harming, unassuming and full of amiable, homespun wit." (The Oldie)

Exceptional Character

In a time when celebrities make headlines for all variety of misbehavior, it is very affirming to come across a life of positivity, humility, and service as well as celebrity. I am already a fan of Bernard Cribbins, but he is now elevated in my esteem. His life story is one of good humor, positive outlook, friendship, and balance. He never did let renown go to his head. I enjoyed his recounting of a life well lived!