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Publisher's Summary

The scarlet woman. The red goddess. The girl next door.

She is the female sexual impulse, the liberated woman, the one who is totally in charge. She's got some things to say, some sweet moves to teach, and some magick and enchantment to bestow. If you've got the fuel, then she's got the spark, so whether you strap on or strap in, it's time to get funky.

In the crazy wisdom tradition of sassy seminal works like the Principia Discordia and the Illuminatus! Trilogy, we are treated to the haught and harrowing journey of Prophet Dick as he has a particularly raunchy and enlightening encounter with the ultimate sexual power.

Herein you will find wisdom, spells, and a complete spiritual system that has been gently simmered in the sauce of destiny and presented to you in the most alluring and enticing form possible.

Enjoy, achieve gnosis, find ultimate power, and when it's all over, don't forget to tip your server and wash your hands.

©2017 Seth Cardorra (P)2018 Seth Cardorra

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Good Narrator can not save lousy material.

Would you try another book from Seth Cardorra and/or Persephone Rose?

I believe the Narrator is talented and would listen to another performance.

What could Seth Cardorra have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

Not to have written it.

Have you listened to any of Persephone Rose’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No first time.

You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

Perhaps it could be used for insomnia.

Any additional comments?

This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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Occult teaching

The book teaches sex magick.
The lessons are hidden in the story.
Not everybody can learn the lessons, some people will only get a funny story

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Wow!!

This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

what a great book I love the narrator in this story easily got hooked into it I can listen to this book time and time again really great action great narrative I'm going to be listening to this book again and again.

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A unique kind of comedy

The ridiculous prophecies and rituals of a sex deity, read like an old world testament but packed full of modern day references and utter nonsense.

"I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review."

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This sucked

The title caught my attention. As an Atheist, in general, I like all sorts of books about religion and the occult as almost everything is interesting to some degree, or at least something I’ve not heard of before. This however was pathetic. The description of the book isn’t even anything like it. The author reads the story in an annoying mocking tone the entire time. But to his credit, how could he not? The material is total garbage. Don’t waste your time.

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It's entertaining but incredibly misogynist

Look, I'm all for sex magic, and sluttiness, but this dude talks about women who rejected him being divinely punished for sleeping with men who aren't him. He's gross and frankly... as an occultist he's the lazy version of a chaote who likes chaos magic because he thinks it means he doesn't have to do the reading he would if he devoted himself to a specific system of esoterism, instead of meaning you have to do all the reading for all of them.

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  • 05-08-18

... not sure how to review this one...

I was given this free review copy audio book at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

So... I'm not sure what I just listened to... Persephone Rose is a good narrator, if a bit dramatic, but dang... I mean, he kept my interest, which is why I was able to finish the book, but I can't say as I liked it. Initially, I was intrigued by the premise of a sex diety's "teachings" but I can't say that I understand what I actually got. Kind of felt like satyrical parody of the occult, but I'm not sure if it was supposed to be funny or not... As I write this, I'm still just shaking my head. I get this probably isn't very helpful, but I'm just not sure what else to say about it.

1 of 2 people found this review helpful