Sentient Sour Cream and Applesauce Bisexually Get Me Off for Hanukkah Because the Latkes Are Gone But My Ass Is Still Here

De: Chuck Tingle

Narrado por: Georgia Bird

Hanukkah is Sarah’s favorite holiday, but there’s one part of the festivities she adores even more than the rest: latkes.

Who could blame her? These delicious potato pancakes are one of the greatest foods ever crafted, offering up two distinct ways to enjoy them. But this incredible culinary masterwork is not without drama. According to Sarah’s friends, there’s a sharp divide that’s determined by what kind of sauce you like: you’re either an applesauce person, or a sour cream person.

When Sarah discovers a sentient version of each condiment has joined her yearly Hanukkah celebration, she’s forced to make an impossible choice. Fortunately, this year Sarah’s ready to chart a path of her own in a bisexual group encounter. She want’s both.

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling bisexual human on sentient food threesome action.

©2023 Chuck Tingle (P)2024 Chuck Tingle

Why choose?

Iconic bi Jewish representation. I love how the story connects with Hanukkah themes of scarcity and making do with what we have (in this case, sentient sour cream and applesauce but no latkes).