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Don't Be That Guy
- A Mini Guide on How Not to Be a Douche
- Narrated by: Adam Kurylo
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Publisher's summary
Tired of being the guy people avoid at parties? Ever wonder why eye-rolls follow you like a shadow? It's time for a wake-up call. Introducing Don't Be That Guy: A Mini Guide on How Not to Be a Douche by Justin Chow. Written with wit, candor, and a sprinkle of irreverence, this book is your go-to guide to shed those cringe-worthy habits and become the kind of person people not only tolerate, but actually like. Yeah, it's possible.
Why You Need This Book:
- It's the kick in the pants you didn't know you needed—served with humor and zero judgment.
- Learn the art of not being a jerk in love, work, and everyday life.
- Simple, actionable advice. No fancy words, no BS. Just the straight-up truth.
What You'll Get:
- Real-life tips to avoid classic douche moves like the dreaded unsolicited opinion, the annoying "Well, actually," and the infamous microwave fish fiasco.
- Insights into why your actions may be driving people nuts and how to fix them—ASAP.
- A roadmap to becoming a better version of yourself—without sacrificing your personality.
Transform from the eye-roll magnet to the life of the party. Get your copy now and let the transformation begin!
Chapter 1: The Douche-ocalypse: Recognizing the Signs
Chapter 2: The Elevator Offender: Master the Unspoken Rules
Chapter 3: Textual Harassment: Digital Etiquette
Chapter 4: The Conversation Hijacker: It’s Not All About You
Chapter 5: Food Faux Pas: Eating Like a Grown-Up
Chapter 6: Gym Jerks and Sweat Stains: Get Your Gym-quette Right
Chapter 7: Manspreading, Manterrupting, Man-Oh-Man
Chapter 8: Drunk But Not Forgotten: How to Handle Your Liquor
Chapter 9: The Over-sharer: Boundaries, Dude, Boundaries
Chapter 10: Emotional Vampires: Sucking the Life Out of a Room
Chapter 11: No One Asked for Your Opinion, Chad
Chapter 12: The Cancel Culture Conundrum
Chapter 13: The Friendship Leech: Give More Than You Take
Chapter 14: No, Your MLM is Not a 'Business Opportunity'
Chapter 15: Ghosting, Benching, and Other Relationship Cowardice
Chapter 16: Catfishing Ain't Just for the Lake
Chapter 17: Read the Room: On Sarcasm and Self-Deprecation
Chapter 18: Don't Be a 'Well, Actually' Guy
Chapter 19: The Playbook for the Office Douche
Chapter 20: How Not to Be a Douche: A Summary for the Willfully Ignorant
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Born a Crime
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- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,827
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,464
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Story5 out of 5 stars 192,493
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 372
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 360
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Story4 out of 5 stars 360
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love Bowen Yang
- By Sheena Bambus on 03-15-24
By: Adam Goldman
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,782
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,256
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50,000
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,664
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,687
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,662
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares
- By: Laura Benanti
- Narrated by: Laura Benanti
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story5 out of 5 stars 16
As a precocious kid who took Broadway by storm at the age of 18, Laura Benanti spent her formative years playing grown-ups onstage, but it took her a while to figure out how to be one in real life. With her razor-sharp wit and unapologetic candor, Benanti shares her hard-won insights on topics like marriage, motherhood, perimenopause, female friendship, and making peace with the younger versions of ourselves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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the best special I've listened in a while
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-24
By: Laura Benanti
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Cut and Thirst
- A Short Story
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 81
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Story3 out of 5 stars 76
Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet every Thursday to sample fine cheeses, to reminisce about their former lives as professors, and lately, to muse about murder. Decades ago, a vicious cabal of male poets contrived—quite publicly and successfully—to undermine the writing career, confidence, and health of their dear friend Fern. Now, after Fern has taken a turn for the worse, her three old friends decide that it’s finally time to strike back—in secret, of course, since Fern is far too gentle to approve of a vendetta.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Made me want a G&T
- By C. Seaver on 06-11-24
By: Margaret Atwood
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,273
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,740
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,674
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,120
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 994
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Story4 out of 5 stars 990
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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Monsters and How to Tame Them
- By: Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,894
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,687
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,680
Monsters and How to Tame Them is Kevin’s most recent guide on how to live your best life, wrapped in his signature honesty, hilarious voice, and adept storytelling. You’ve heard stories about vampires, zombies, and ghosts. Now it’s time to meet some of the monsters that haunt your mind.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining, not useful
- By Anonymous User on 09-18-22
By: Kevin Hart
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Yellow Face
- A Semi-autobiographical Comedy
- By: David Henry Hwang
- Narrated by: Daniel Dae Kim (CK), Ashley Park, Wendell Pierce, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 86
Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny, great audible performance, and good dialogue.
- By Ed the Canadian on 05-04-24
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,905
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,124
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,121
In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,155
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,576
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4,584
Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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