BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps

Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell

A leader dead. A complicated relationship lost. And a conglomerate angered...

After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation.

Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.

Powerful multiversal forces are at play. Market upsets, brilliant purchases, and the invisible hand slide, slap, and strangle as the campaign for Arizona state rages, and Silken Sands digs in for a decisive battle.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity. There is fantasy violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression.

BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher completes the How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona story arc, but the Shopocalypse Saga will continue.

©2023 Joseph Phelps and Damien Hanson (P)2023 Podium Audio

morb

God It is just morbin 10/10 would morb it again morb morb morb morb

Original

A sort of lit RPG I’ve never heard before excellent story, excellent narration, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. It’s been quite a while since I had a new series keep me this interested very well done!

Very engaging.

The story's pacing remains strong, though slightly slower than the first two. However, the change of pace is welcome because the extra time is spent planting the seeds of important character developments. The writing remains excellent. Clear dialog. Intense and evocative action. Well aportioned slice-of-life scenes.

A page turner!

Same literary quality as the books before, now the narration has improved and we can understand what the hobs say!

doof

Great take on post apocalypse life. Plenty of humor light and heavy. The world building is on point.

Great battles

The author and the narrator do an excellent job pulling you into each scene. You feel like you're actually going through the moment with Tyson.

Continues to be good

Continues to be a good series. The narrator isn’t my favorite but the story makes up for it. On tho the next book. I recommend this to others.

I like the constant fight to survive and the funny moments

On book 3 now I have really enjoyed it.
So far, can't wait to start book 4 and go from there. It's a really good read got a lot of funny moments. A lot of serious moments, and it the constant struggle, it's hilarious

Its really good.

Im really looking foward to the net one. i jist dont know what happens next.

Break something!

awesome as always. I can't believe I waited so long to get into this, I guess as an Arizonan it didn't sound appealing. I was WRONG if you love DCC and Rick and Morty... you will love this series.