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Bite Me! (You Know I Like It)

By: Fae Quin
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Liam DiCosimo
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Blair

I'd been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.

Richard

Until recently, the most interesting thing in my life had been a particularly difficult Sunday crossword. Even my vampiric transformation hadn't disrupted my life much—it was still boring and repetitive, albeit with more blood than I'd previously dealt with. When newcomer Blair—a charming five-foot-tall vegan ball of rage—blows into town, it's all I can do not to follow him like a love-sick puppy. He’s everything I’ve been missing, but there's a catch: I need to spy on him and convince the Council he’s innocent of his mother’s crimes. Here's hoping I don't end up with a corpse instead of a boyfriend.

Bite Me! (You Know I Like It) is a standalone slow-burn paranormal MM romance with high heat, an HEA, and no cliffhangers. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, hilarious miscommunication, and characters that make you laugh, listen on!

©2022 Fae Quin (P)2023 Podium Audio

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I was sucked in!

This book was so good! The story had twists and turns I never saw coming and the ending had me speechless. My only complaints were Blair’s VA spoke a bit too fast so it was hard to catch details sometimes and the story did drag at some parts from being too wordy, but overall I loved this book and the VA from both actors was really well done!

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Spooky Adorable!

I found this book and author via TikTok, and thought I’d give it a try. The book was very cute! I am looking forward to the next book and hoping more books from this author will be on audible. Definitely plan to listen to it again.

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so much better on audio!

loved this book but let me tell you the audiobok version of this is so mich better! Liam Dicosimo & Alexander Cendese bring these men to life and you feel everything so much deeper! highly reccomebt giving this audiobook a try!

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Freaking awesome!

I really enjoyed reading this, but really loved listening to it on audio. Alexander Cendese and Liam Dicosimo are such an amazing team, they truly bring the characters to life. Freaking awesome!

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And Now, on to Book # 2 Spooky Boys

I’ve listened to hundreds of audible books and this title jumps into my top 5 for “Best writing and character development” …best narrative acting ( two narrators) …best story line…best keep you on the edge of your seat right to the very end…most original non- formulaic, non- predictable plot lines…
most skillful, masterful, thematic intertwining of the main characters effort to escape from traumatic childhood abuse and the fantastical mix of “other worldly” supporting cast of characters that include a rescue cat, and vampiric families and family leaders who abide by a communal code of ethics, so to speak.
Wonderful book that is a “ must read/must listen” 5 star reviewed delight. Trust the reviews.
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This was a great book to listen to and get lost inside for long periods of the day.

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Fun and great narration

This was a fun story, even though there was a lot of trauma, hurt, and abuse to overcome, the characters came together and the narration was top notch!

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Loved it!

The story is exciting and funny and the voice actors are excellent! Fae Quin is now an auto-buy for me.

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I like it!!!

What a wonderful story. Far Quinn has a great way of writing a story, it flows so smoothly. the narrating is awesome. you hear a lot more of Alexander Cendese but, you get a little from Liam DiCosimo to. the narrating is definitely spot on. you get vampires and ghosts and also a love story. I can't wait to hear what happens in the next book and who the main characters will be. this is one super easy listen.

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Almost DNF

Ummmmm…. Was this a YA novel? This was truly the definition of slow burn. The characters and story line were likable, but the overall feel was immature. The narrators saved it for me :)

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