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The Sentient Bread I Just Baked Is a Lesbian and She Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Publisher's summary
Nicole’s time in quarantine is starting to get difficult. She’s reached the end of all streaming television and movies, and her hobby of gardening didn’t quite work out as expected. Fortunately, attempting her hand at baking some bread has put a spring in Nicole’s step.
After a trip to the store and an evening in the kitchen, Nicole finds herself with a particularly sexy loaf of bread named Grimla. The two of them hit it off immediately, but their connection quickly turns sexual when Grimla reveals her desire to eat a little ass.
Now, Nicole and her beautiful baked good are locked in a hardcore lesbian taste test that will warm your heart…and your butt.