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Dang, That's a Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
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Publisher's summary
Jessica is a blogger who preaches the values of slowing down and taking it easy. Unfortunately, she’s having a hell of a time getting any work done as a loud and fast sports car continues to zoom by her house, shaking it to the very foundation.
Determined to but a stop to this racket, Jessica soon finds herself in a direct confrontation with the culprit but loses her motivation when she realizes just how gorgeous and charming this cherry red living sports car actually is.
Now the two of them are on a journey to find the perfect middle ground between having fun and living responsibly, connecting in a carnal lesbian encounter, and a climatic night of ass eating that will get your motor running!
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of human on sentient motor vehicle action and lesbian living car love.