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Deep in the Egyptian sands lurks the lost pyramid of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, known throughout history for his bountiful lusts but lost to the mists of time. Or is it? Because who else would unearth the tomb but Jonathan Woodcock, infamous up-and-coming monster shagger?!
Witness Jonathan’s rump-pounding adventures as he delves deep into the darkest places, wrestles with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and comes face-to-crotch with the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge. Will Jonathan ever be able to overcome The Curse of the Mummy’s Wang? (No, he won’t, he’ll end up having a lot of sex with it!)
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Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
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Fractured Shadows
- By: K.A. Knight, Kendra Moreno
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Brooke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 209
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 200
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Story4 out of 5 stars 200
Our lands are fractured. They have been split into three since before my birth, but they were not always this way. Once, we prospered, magic filling our lands before it was locked away with them: the monsters. Now we suffer and starve even as our king grows stronger and richer. Then my sister is called upon to make the ultimate sacrifice. Unable to lose the one person I love, I take her place willingly, protecting her the only way I can.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I volunteer as tribute!
- By Ilikebooksbest on 05-31-23
By: K.A. Knight, and others
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Battle Miner
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 55
When I got the letter, I couldn't believe it. When I drove down the highway, I still couldn't believe it. And when I got there? I finally realized I had a purpose: breaking rocks with my crazy new roommates.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start
- By Austin Verm on 03-21-23
By: Kirk Mason
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Cyborgs on Mars: The First Collection
- Books 1-3
- By: Honey Phillips
- Narrated by: Eve Leonard, Rock Engle, Brooke Hayden, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 588
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 554
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 554
Earth Government turned soldiers into cyborgs to terraform Mars. After a decade of hard, lonely work they are little more than the machines as which they are treated—until the arrival of female settlers awakens feelings they have almost forgotten....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Cyborgs & girls with names ending in “ee”
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-29-22
By: Honey Phillips
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Ashes of Memory
- Dragon Magic, Book 1
- By: Jill Haven, Aiden Bates
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Three years ago, I tried to do the impossible, defying my leaders and facing off with a dark mage in the hope of saving Tam and his fellow dragons. It ended with me barely alive, and it took me a year to recover. There was a spark between Tam and I, the promise of a mating bond, but that was ripped from us along with the rest of the tragedy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Series!
- By Mary on 07-02-20
By: Jill Haven, and others
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 199
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 175
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Story4 out of 5 stars 176
Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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Monster Girl Safari Omnibus Edition: Books 1-3
- By: Roland Carlsson
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
Follow Luke as he's transported to a world of magic and monsters. A mysterious goddess has tasked the Earthly game warden with protecting an all-female tribe with strange animal features. Cast off from civilization, he must help this isolated jungle people fortify their village against the rapacious Rakhasa, confound a wicked witch, and breed the next generation of monster children.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny, sexy and dangerous adventures continue!
- By Haremsfan on 04-21-23
By: Roland Carlsson
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Aspirant
- Aspirant Series, Book 1
- By: Maxx Whittaker, Harrison Rexx
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 238
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 204
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 203
Where do you go when you die? If you guessed "a hellish videogame world where you're forced to fight for your life, solve puzzles, and sustain mortal injury only to be stitched back together to do it again", congratulations! Maybe that sounds kind of bad. But hear me out. Superpowers. Beautiful women at my side, some human and some decidedly not so much. And maybe, just maybe, if I survive long enough, I can find out what comes after the afterlife.
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4 out of 5 stars
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good book
- By Ian Schrott on 04-09-20
By: Maxx Whittaker, and others
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Finding Real Magic
- Relic Diver, Book 1
- By: Shawn Keys
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 209
Zahn’s life has been anything but ordinary. While hunting archaic relics infused with magic from continent to continent, his latest search brings him to Hollywood, and then face-to-face with a movie star he has idolized for years. Until now, he has only cared about the quest. But as lust and love break into his life, Zahn is caught up in a violent competition to retrieve one of the most powerful magical creations of all time from its ancient resting place.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Andrew M. S. on 05-26-20
By: Shawn Keys
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Nightshade
- Nightshade Duology, Book 1
- By: Keri Lake
- Narrated by: Islay Jacobs, Ryan West
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
My father called them messengers. He once told me they walked among us and that somewhere in this dark and godless city, there shined a faint sliver of hope. I had only to look for the signs. Well, I’ve spent my whole life investigating the inexplicable and all I've found are the unsettling vestiges of iniquity—the evidence of another world shrouded by the obscure. Purgatory to some, where depravity hides in shadows, and girls like me are little more than delicious bites of temptation. Others call it Nightshade.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Oh. My. Goodness!
- By 561jack on 09-06-23
By: Keri Lake
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- Tinkerbuff
- 08-30-19
it's exactly what it sounds like
a genuinely funny and enjoyable time of perverts and escapades. the narrator did an excellent job of varying voices and cadences. the story was the perfect length and the plot was silly
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