THE PAUSE: An Honest (and Hilarious) Guide to Menopause, Madness & Midlife Mayhem

De: Kitty Mae Reed

Narrado por: Virtual Voice

Have you ever found your keys in the refrigerator, declared war on the thermostat, or cried at a puppy commercial and a car insurance ad in the same hour?

Welcome to the club. You’re not crazy, and you’re not broken—you’re just in The Pause.

The first time author Kitty Mae Reed realized her body was staging a rebellion, she was on a rollercoaster and thought, “This stupid ride is BROKEN!” Spoiler: it wasn’t the ride. It was her hormones rappelling down her biological skylight and moving furniture around her brain.

Menopause doesn't just shake up our own health and sanity; it impacts our partners, kids, and co-workers—who suddenly fear the wrath of Kit-killa (the author's personal name for her menopausal rage monster).

That’s why THE PAUSE isn't just another women's health book. It’s a hilarious and honest survival guide for the woman navigating the madness and for the brave souls who love her and want to survive the hormonal circus with their eyebrows intact.

This is your official invitation to The Pause Posse—a tribe of women choosing to laugh, learn, and thrive through this wild ride together.

Inside, you’ll find:

• A Guide to Surviving the Human Furnace Phase: Real-life tips for managing volcanic hot flashes and night sweats without actually combusting.

• Meno-Rage Management Strategies: A game plan for when the sound of chewing feels like a personal attack (and how to tame your own inner "Kit-killa").

• Brain Fog Busters: Sanity-saving insights for when your head feels stuffed with cotton wool and you keep asking, “Why did I come in here again?”

• A Field Guide for Bewildered Partners: When to bring ice water, when to back away slowly, and why saying “It doesn’t feel that warm in here” could be their last words.

• Reassurance You’re Not Broken: This chaos isn't the end. It's the prequel to a wiser, bolder, and more unapologetic version of you.

This is NOT a dry medical manual. It’s part survival guide, part therapy session, and part comedy special—100% real talk from a friend who’s been there, sweated through it, and lived to tell the tale.

Warning: May cause spontaneous snorting, an uncontrollable urge to read passages out loud, and the life-altering realization that you are, in fact, a magnificent menopausal maven... even if Kit-killa sometimes steals the spotlight.

If you’re done whispering about menopause and ready to laugh your way through it, scroll up and click “Buy Now” to get your survival guide today!