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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Alison 03-16-16
    Alison 03-16-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Just Ellen Being Ellen"

    Her book is great to listen to and will bring a smile or laugh to your face. She constantly answers the question of what more there is to know about her and the truth is that Ellen is someone you could know everything about and still want to know more. She'll make you laugh, she'll make you smile, and she'll make you want to watch her tv show more often.

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    Kindle Customer 03-15-16
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    "love it"

    I put your face on brachobama and see your shows since I was4 I <3 you plz subscribe to stampycatv2

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    Brian A. 02-24-16
    Brian A. 02-24-16
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    "Anyway..."

    It's Ellen, need i say more?

    Its hilariously written, comedic & fun! Great read, will recommend.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stephanie 02-18-16
    Stephanie 02-18-16
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    "Seriously hilarious!"

    This was amazing for getting ready in the morning and starting the day off right. I also enjoyed the end credits in which the legal parts were read and begun with Seriously, I'm kidding! Standing ovation Ellen!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Logan 01-23-16
    Logan 01-23-16
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    "Seriously...entertaining"

    It's Ellen so I wasn't suprised by how wonderful her book is. Love her perspective.

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    MT64 01-22-16
    MT64 01-22-16 Member Since 2015

    Laughing is part of my daily workout.

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    "Blah"

    This book seems to be written by a 6 year old for a 6 year old. Boring and lack of substance comes to mind.

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    Marianne P. Cofield 01-21-16
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    "Oh so funny!"

    I have never laughed so hard while listening or reading a book in my life! It's unending and I am sure you would love it too!

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    P. Unenanond 01-19-16 Member Since 2016
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    "I'm disappointed."

    A lot of rambling about nothing through the entire book. Felt redundant. I fell asleep. I was thoroughly and completely disappointed. I want my money back.

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    Maxanna Bennett 01-14-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Seriously terrible...I'm not kidding"

    I'm a huge fan of Ellen's. Hence my purchase of this book. But I can't believe how bad it was. I guess I was looking for somewhat of a story line or something. Instead, it was just her incessantly rambling about any random thought that entered her brain. If you are looking for something extra silly and basically useless, then this is the book for you. I'm just glad I bought during a half off sale.

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    Samey Wans 01-13-16
    Samey Wans 01-13-16 Member Since 2015
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    "The worst book I've ever bought all my life .........unfortunately nothing I can do"

    The worst book I have bought she is horrible person unfortunately nothing we can do I wash I have my money and time baek

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