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- 🎧 Romance Junkie 🎧
- 09-13-19
Sexy funny and a whopper of an ending !
This is an awesome reverse harem stand alone. No cliffhanger and a great ending! I really don’t want to give up any spoilers so I will just say this is a must listen. Well worth the money or credit. The perfect amount of comedy, drama and steamy scenes. The characters were so dynamic and the narration was brilliant. Best ending ever! Wow!
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- Banrion
- 04-20-20
Hated the revelation
I really, really hated the big reveal at the end. I felt like my time was deliberately wasted and it wasn't not at all funny or cute. I loved the guys and Remi was great but the story was made trash by the virus being faked.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-02-20
wow what a twist!
I absolutely enjoyed this hillarous story. who would of thought a end of word story funny. T he reason I got this story was that I enjoyed distopian stories and reverse harem. This story had both and funny. who'd a think that! plus, the twist just brought everything together. a must listen. the narrators were great too. give this book a chance.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-23-23
definitely a wtf kind of book.
April's Fools was, uh, interesting? I will admit the smut and the characters were enjoyable.. but the ending was what got me. I didn't know if I was supposed to laugh or not. It was just so freaking ridiculous. Not something I would expect from this book but it was interesting...
First, the handshake plague was adorable. I don't know how these guys thought this thing was real but it was laughable. Once I read that.. I just started laughing. Crying and laughing. It wasn't even that funny but their reactions to it were.
These guys? Oh, well they go by Madix, Brant, and Theo. They all live in this sleepy little town where everyone knows everyone. Well, except these guys aren't too bright to hear bullshit when it's spoken to them. Again, hand freaking shake plague.
The sheriff of this little town gives these guys a mission: to go get his kid. He tells them little information about this mission - just gives them a map and a car. The entire time they thought they were picking up a dude.. boy were they shocked to find out Remington was a Remi.
These four had chemistry, kind of insta if you catch my drift. Lots of sexual tension and then random hook ups that shocked me a bit. These guys go from barely sharing a thing at all to going after the same girl rather quickly.
Overall, the ending man. That damn thing. I have nothing to say.
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- cherylcrowe
- 02-15-23
too entertaining for my own good!
funny, light, romcom that will not disappoint. FMC is entertaining, story is well thought and characters are all likeable. worth a read, and will definitely add it to my re read list
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-22-22
excellent
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Elviswife
- 10-05-22
Weird narration from the man
This is not a duet narration, which is a shame because the male narrator has such a STRANGE voice for the FMC, Remi. But the female narrator has a nice, pleasant voice. If it was a duet, the female narrator could just read the FMC lines, sparing us the male narrator's horrible crazy voice he has for the FMC. In addition, most of the 3 male characters sound like some sort of "valley/surfer dude" voice. That's okay for one, helps tell people apart, but not 2 of the three. Plus instead of pronouncing the word windy "WHINE-dee" for a curving road, he said "WIN-dee" (as in a weather alert). A road is not WIN-dee. How did this sort of thing make it past the producer of this audio book? I feel bad for unloading about the male author, but this is a hard pass for me because of the voice he has for the FMC. Suggestion for Audible - have a sample of BOTH narrators in your sample. I know you just take the first 5 minutes or whatever, but how hard would it be to edit to include all the narrators so we get an accurate listen?
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- Mrs. Baggett
- 01-14-22
The most Hilarious RH ever!
I freaking love this book! By far my favorite funny RH I have ever read. Remy is hilarious! She is who I want to be when I grow up!
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- Truck driver
- 10-13-21
great book
you can never go wrong with an ivy asher book. they are my number 1 pick
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- Jade Shaw
- 11-10-20
Hilarious
This book was meant to be light and funny but it also highlighted some of the difficulties veterans face when coming home as well as some eerie similarities to what we're having now or could be facing in the future. I'm sure the community of Endstone would be eating this Corona business up.
Very fun read. I admit I almost finished it in one sitting but I forced myself to wait until work the next day to finish the last hour and a half. It was hard but I did it. 100% recommend if you want to laugh until you cry.
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- Toxic Hell Bunny
- 10-20-20
Enjoyable
Good easy listen. some funny parts as well as some more steamy bits.
Well worth the money
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- Melia
- 01-26-23
Reverse harem surprise
So much fun. The narrators were fantastic. There was a Raven kennedy feel with some of the smutty parts. On the search for more Ivy & Raven books.
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- Trubs
- 01-22-23
a fun reverse harem story
with good use of humour and well "defined" characters and narrators that were easy to listen to. I will be searching for more Ivy and Raven books to read...
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- Sharnee
- 11-19-22
A fun read
I liked this one, it he me laughing at times. Good light hearted read. 8/10
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- Miss V. Potter
- 03-22-20
Soo goos
loved it, second.time read still laughed and had a ball reading it, highly recommend it
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My name is Vinna, and I've been keeping a lot of secrets. You would too if you'd experienced some of the weird shit I have: red-eyed monsters chasing me, markings on my body appearing out of nowhere, a strange power that crackles colorfully over my skin from time to time, and don't get me started on the weapons I can conjure up almost out of nowhere.
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Poor Description!!!
- By K on 06-06-19
By: Ivy Asher
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The Price of Possession
- Pizza Shop Exorcist, Book 1
- By: Dakota Brown
- Narrated by: Melissa Schwairy, Jarman Day
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When my family died at the hands of a demon prince, I hung up my exorcist hat. I’d failed to protect them, and while I was willing to risk myself, the price had risen too high. Now I’m serving up hot, fresh pizzas to everyone who wants them. I was the only person left to inherit the family business, and I’m doing my best to keep it up and running in honor of my loved ones. These days, my biggest challenge is telling off a rampaging customer, and endless paperwork. That is, until he shows up again.
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This makes the book better
- By BigT on 02-19-22
By: Dakota Brown
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The Bone Witch
- The Osseous Chronicles, Book One
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Amy Hall
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought in a million years that the bones would choose me. The power, the magic, was supposed to go to someone else in the family. I was counting on it. But now my Grammy Ruby is gone, and here the bones sit on my kitchen table. I thought bitter relatives would be my biggest problem. But I’ve barely had time to find a familiar before trouble comes a-knocking. The kind that possesses smoldering green eyes and a smile that can turn any woman dumb. His name is Rogan Kendrick, and he’s certain that someone is hunting down and taking my kind. According to him, I’m next.
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Spoiler
- By glassrobot on 09-02-21
By: Ivy Asher
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Conveniently Convicted
- Paranormal Prison
- By: Ivy Asher, Raven Kennedy
- Narrated by: Amanda Stribling
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Nightmare Penitentiary is no joke. The worst of the worst in the paranormal world end up at NP, and I just got sentenced there. For others, this might be cause for freaking the hell out. But for me, it’s a f--king relief. You see, I’ve been sold off to the big bad asshole, Alpha Bowen - thanks Mom and Dad! But if they think I’m going to go quietly, or at all, they haven’t been paying attention to how I roll.
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Story is okay, the FMC is just Eh
- By Lawanda G. on 05-11-20
By: Ivy Asher, and others
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The Hidden
- Shadowed Wings, Book 1
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: B.N. Love
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I am a latent wolf shifter. Or so I thought. Then, life as I knew it changed in a flash - or more accurately, an electrocution. I’ve woken up in a strange place, surrounded by strange people who hate me. They’re in the middle of a war, and I look like I belong on the wrong side of it. If that’s not enough to qualify as a really bad day, I now have wings and a strange animal to figure out because it turns out that there’s not a damn latent thing about me.
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Loved it
- By Kasumatata on 05-29-20
By: Ivy Asher
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Grave Mistakes
- Hellgate Guardians, Book 1
- By: Ivy Asher, Raven Kennedy
- Narrated by: Emma Lysy
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s never a good combo to be broke and desperate. You do stupid things. Like accidentally sign your soul over to hell. When I interviewed for a new security job, I didn’t bat an eye that it was for a literal graveyard shift...headstones and all. I mean, at the hourly rate they were offering, who cares? I got this. Turns out, I’m not guarding a graveyard like I thought. It seems I’ve just walked my broke ass into protecting a gate to hell. Yeah...I don’t got this.
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Ugh
- By Amber on 01-06-21
By: Ivy Asher, and others
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The Lost and the Chosen
- Lost Sentinel Series, Book 1
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Mia Madison
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Vinna, and I've been keeping a lot of secrets. You would too if you'd experienced some of the weird shit I have: red-eyed monsters chasing me, markings on my body appearing out of nowhere, a strange power that crackles colorfully over my skin from time to time, and don't get me started on the weapons I can conjure up almost out of nowhere.
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Poor Description!!!
- By K on 06-06-19
By: Ivy Asher
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The Price of Possession
- Pizza Shop Exorcist, Book 1
- By: Dakota Brown
- Narrated by: Melissa Schwairy, Jarman Day
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When my family died at the hands of a demon prince, I hung up my exorcist hat. I’d failed to protect them, and while I was willing to risk myself, the price had risen too high. Now I’m serving up hot, fresh pizzas to everyone who wants them. I was the only person left to inherit the family business, and I’m doing my best to keep it up and running in honor of my loved ones. These days, my biggest challenge is telling off a rampaging customer, and endless paperwork. That is, until he shows up again.
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This makes the book better
- By BigT on 02-19-22
By: Dakota Brown
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The Bone Witch
- The Osseous Chronicles, Book One
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Amy Hall
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
I never thought in a million years that the bones would choose me. The power, the magic, was supposed to go to someone else in the family. I was counting on it. But now my Grammy Ruby is gone, and here the bones sit on my kitchen table. I thought bitter relatives would be my biggest problem. But I’ve barely had time to find a familiar before trouble comes a-knocking. The kind that possesses smoldering green eyes and a smile that can turn any woman dumb. His name is Rogan Kendrick, and he’s certain that someone is hunting down and taking my kind. According to him, I’m next.
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Spoiler
- By glassrobot on 09-02-21
By: Ivy Asher
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Void
- By: CoraLee June, Raven Kennedy
- Narrated by: Addison Barnes
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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I was born of nothing. I’m a void, a rare supernatural capable of absorbing powers at the brush of my skin. Feared. Hated. Untouchable. Thibault Academy is full of supernaturals that want me dead, and the most powerful of them, the Paragons, will stop at nothing to ensure I go back to the hell I came from. They’re cruel, heartless, and have created an unlikely alliance to take me down. If I want to learn how to control the nothingness, I’ll have to survive them.
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I couldn't get past 30 minutes of this...
- By Petra on 10-30-20
By: CoraLee June, and others
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Summoned by Magic
- Drexel Academy, Book 1
- By: Lexie Scott
- Narrated by: Sarah L. Colton
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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I always knew I was different; I just didn’t realize I belonged with the characters from horror movies. It turns out my abnormally accurate intuition is a bit more than that. I’m a psychic. And a witch. And the people that raised me? Not my biological parents. I would have loved a second to absorb this information, but the night I’m told the truth I get shipped off to a school for people like me...and shifters...and vampires (because they exist in real life, too).
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Books 1 - 3 without spoilers
- By Listener on 09-09-22
By: Lexie Scott
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Dead to Me
- Grave Talker, Book 1
- By: Annie Anderson
- Narrated by: Cassandra Parker
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Seeing dead people and solving their murders is Darby Adler's bread and butter. What's not on the menu? A nosy Fed poking around her crime scenes, who seems to know a hell of a lot more than he's saying - especially about the ghosts surrounding Darby and the murderer who's desperate for her attention.
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Dead To Me
- By Anonymous User on 01-05-21
By: Annie Anderson