An Unsolicited Government Report Says Dry Humping is an Adequate Sex Alternative for Teens

By: Doyle Redland
Length: 1 min
Categories: Comedy, Satire
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[Contains explicit content] The Onion reports on a weird government report about dry humping that no one asked for.
©2015 The Onion (P)2015 Audible, Inc.

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less than a minute

This title is less than a minute and half of that is the title- the onion into- the jingle and the outro-- actual body of this title is just under 30 seconds